EorayMel posted:

How do you rack up three probations before the year is even half over? gently caress you, get out.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

anti-cytheria mechanism? buddy that’s just paper towel

anatomi posted:

This is a very popular calender in Sweden this year:
https://i.imgur.com/eES8BrN.jpg

The Bloop posted:

Thanks I just got fired from the dicksucking factory for looking at the competition

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

LOL'ing at one term president Donathan Johnald Tmurpo

smoobles posted:

sure, but it sucks that the mods won't let us write what that term is

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

StupidFatHobbit posted:

No actually I'm pretty serious but at this point I'm so utterly convinced you're a troll that nothing you say can matter. You have yet to post a single replay or substantiated argument.

Go. gently caress. Yourself.

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

IDGI

Kitfox88 posted:

you are not allowed to use a common slur for dumb people on the something awful forums

Kitfox88 posted:

you are not allowed to use a common slur for dumb people on the something awful forums

Spanish Manlove posted:

Moron?

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

It's theorised that phimosis is the actual reason male circumcision got to be a thing in the Abrahamic faiths (and America) as it's the one reason that would necessitate that otherwise extremely specific procedure (pointless joke here). Phimosis is strongly hereditary, and the dick snip doesn't give any other tangible benefit or help with any other condition, while at the same time being the only solution for when the erection can't fit in the dick skin. Add to this, the influence of someone important in you bronze age society needing justification for an extremely specific and non-general surgical procedure and Bob's you uncle.

Imagine being the leader of a strongly patriarchal society, and your cock doesn't work. What would you do?

Dungeon Ecology posted:

buy a big truck i guess

luxury handset posted:

the reason CSPAM is an ungovernable mess is because politics goons tend to have the dual impulses of both trying to argue about what forum regulations should be in place, as well as trying to argue their way out of those regulations when they/some posting pal get whacked by them

like going up to a room full of debate club nerds and shouting "what is the objectively best thing to eat for lunch?" with all the impact of a tossed hand grenade

A Moose posted:

RFC2324 posted:

This is incorrect as there are hygiene issues as well.

Dareon posted:

I didn't notice who you were replying to at first and thought the hygiene issues were in relation to CSPAM.

Boddicker posted:

Hey everyone. Ever since I've been a member here I've wondered how you start those nifty MEGATHREADS. Any ideas?

Also if someone could please tell me what the best way to wipe my rear end after going poop is, that would be great.

Say, how do you open your umbrella? What's the best way? Do you use it in the sun or in the rain?

I'm a 36 year old man, but I still don't know how to shave. Does anyone here (preferably someone much younger than me, who has far less facial hair) want to describe the best way to do this? Also, please include [56K needs Aquavelva] photos of your fur-barren face.

The other day I was trying to leave my house, but I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to use those key thingies to lock my front door. What's the deal with those?

I'm not a parapalegic, but I still haven't figured out this whole "walking" thing. Anyone have any suggestions?

How do you feed yourself? I just can't get the hang of using a fork, knife, and spoon. What's your best technique?

I've been trying to type on a keyboard for years with my fingers. For some reason every time I try I end up missing the keys and then having to do it with my tongue. Want to see how I do this? Am I digitally challenged?

I work at McDonalds, and I want to show you how to make a hamburger. Anyone want to know how to get a job here? WHADDYA WANNA KNOW?

What's Lexington, KY like? I'm thinking about taking a bus trip and we would pass through Lexington. I've never been there.

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EorayMel posted:

Goons and hygiene go together about as much as onion gravy and chocolate ice cream together.

Lobok posted:

Now I'm curious to try onion gravy with chocolate ice cream.

xtal posted:

I could see that being really good with a different ice cream like walnut or cranberry or even sage

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Jesus caries I'm never drinking again I clicked on that because I can't read anymore gently caress you!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's potato quality, you should only turn partially to stone if you gaze upon it

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

lol ted cruz lookalikes make you semi-hard

Captain Hygiene posted:

P*TUS

CannonFodder posted:

Pnirtus?

CannonFodder posted:

Pnirtus?

Cubone posted:

symbolic posted:

Splicer posted:

This page:

Poster 1) thicc jar jar pic
Poster 2) Ee-gads! Sheesa dummy thicc!
Poster 3) (paraphrased) that's a dude
Poster 4) no poster 3, that's a girl jar jar with a dick
Poster 5) no poster 4, that's a girl jar jar with a dick
Poster 6) no poster 5, that's a girl jar jar with a dick

rydiafan posted:

The internet has ruined my ability to look at a woman in a latex dress wearing a leash.

ultrafilter posted:

Marcade posted:

I'm not sure what's more shameful, that I clicked that link, or that I saw the image and went "eh, I've seen worse".

Darchangel posted:

Just ordered some silicone rings (finger, bat anal or cock):

https://www.aliexpress.com/snapshot/0.html?spm=a2g0s.9042647.6.2.5bb94c4dc56nGg&orderId=8122958167641874&productId=33047511830
(The 6 piece set, if that doesn’t come across)

I’ll let y’all know how terrible they are when they get here next year.

Anne Whateley posted:

Please do not, bat anal is how we got into this mess