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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

somepartsareme posted:

https://twitter.com/heine_1208/status/1337082017788227585

A bug in one of the new FFXIV raid bosses where if you die to an attack that is supposed to spawn a shadow on you, the game instead spawns a naked elf model

A shadow demon that farts your clothes off sounds more like a Kojima thing than a FF thing.

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Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

sticklefifer posted:

A shadow demon that farts your clothes off sounds more like a Kojima thing than a FF thing.

Nanomachines are the only decently believable method of pure clothing damage... :thunk:

somepartsareme
Mar 10, 2012

Diggle Hell is a Real
(Swingin') Place
To be fair, it doesn't remove your clothes. It just makes a naked guy stand over your corpse

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

The Cheshire Cat posted:

Saints Row 2 also did this, except it was bugged and people just called you stinky forever no matter how much you changed your clothes.

I might be completely misremembering, but I'm almost certain that it did work, it's just that it was specifically tied your underwear. If you changed everything else but not your underwear, you'd still be stinky to every NPC. Which, to be fair, makes perfect sense. But maybe I'm wrong, it's been a forever since that game came out.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Ruflux posted:

I might be completely misremembering, but I'm almost certain that it did work, it's just that it was specifically tied your underwear. If you changed everything else but not your underwear, you'd still be stinky to every NPC. Which, to be fair, makes perfect sense. But maybe I'm wrong, it's been a forever since that game came out.

I think what was happening is that it tracked all your clothing independently, so you had to change your entire outfit to make it go away (including the aforementioned underwear, which would not even be visible under most outfits). So even if you like, kept the same shoes on it would still have you flagged as "wearing old clothes" and you'd get the "you smell" comments from pedestrians.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Constantly getting insulted by randos on the street was funnier anyway and gave you a good justification for shooting them in the head, so it's all good in the end.

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004

Cardiovorax posted:

Constantly getting insulted by randos on the street was funnier anyway and gave you a good justification for shooting them in the head, so it's all good in the end.

At first I thought I clicked on a different thread so I took this with a completely different context lol

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



"No, no, I meant in-game," I yell, as people judge me for my unwashed clothing choices

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
I wear fresh clothes every day, of course. I commute by tram and I wouldn't have nearly enough bullets for that.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Cars cars cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfZelqfNzNo

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
This is amazing. :allears: That's actually a clever way to make the traffic look a lot busier than it really is, as long as no one goes out of their way to notice it like that.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




In Mario Odyssey, characters only start animating the first time the camera is on them. They do not respond to the in-game movable screenshot camera.


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




They look like the kind of group that would do that as their opener because it's "their thing"

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Captain Hygiene posted:

They look like the kind of group that would do that as their opener because it's "their thing"
I thought the same thing, strangely enough. It looks like the start to some sort of musical dance routine.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

They look like the kind of group that would do that as their opener because it's "their thing"

Establish dominance over the audience.

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

The Cheshire Cat posted:

I think what was happening is that it tracked all your clothing independently, so you had to change your entire outfit to make it go away (including the aforementioned underwear, which would not even be visible under most outfits). So even if you like, kept the same shoes on it would still have you flagged as "wearing old clothes" and you'd get the "you smell" comments from pedestrians.

Yeah that sounds about right. Underwear in Saints Row 2 was only relevant when you got ragdolled by a car or an explosion and happened to be wearing a skirt and for a split second you could either see your underwear or the censorship mosaic on screen, but my God was it entertaining for the first time. Even SR3 and on failed to care about that since they didn't layer your clothes on top of each other anymore.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://i.imgur.com/a1nU704.mp4
Started replaying Ghost of Tsushima again to see all the new content, and got a new twist on the standoff bug. I've occasionally had stuff like the targeted enemies just wander off screen, but until now I've never been locked in a forever duel with one of them thanks to their god tier parrying skill.

vvv :haw:

Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 03:05 on Dec 13, 2020

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
The power of the Infinite Bitchslap was never meant for mortal hands.

Triarii
Jun 14, 2003

They got those advanced finger-pointing techniques in Night City

https://i.imgur.com/3iNP6Hw.mp4

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

drat, he's two-handing his finger. Watch out for that guy

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Triarii posted:

They got those advanced finger-pointing techniques in Night City

I had no idea that 4Kids was working on Cyberpunk.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

bony tony posted:

drat, he's two-handing his finger. Watch out for that guy

He is shoot the accurate
He jas no fear of losing finger

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

Triarii posted:

They got those advanced finger-pointing techniques in Night City

https://i.imgur.com/3iNP6Hw.mp4

Good trigger discipline though

Triarii
Jun 14, 2003

Also I don't appreciate these pedestrians calling me a murderer here because I was NOT responsible for this

https://i.imgur.com/nm3FYGH.mp4

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Love the "whuh? whuh? where'd he go?" reaction shot there.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
More Cyberpunk found in the wild, this time with futuristic flying cars!

https://twitter.com/KenXyro/status/1338251016823656450

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Radio Paranoia posted:

More Cyberpunk found in the wild, this time with futuristic flying cars!

https://twitter.com/KenXyro/status/1338251016823656450

perfectly normal Cyberpsycho behaviour.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
Apparently the Cyberpunk 2077 nudity glitches are not limited to dicks and titties. Sometimes your whole rear end gets up and screams WITNESS ME

https://twitter.com/BioDomeWithPS/status/1338232726877515778?s=19

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Cyberware perfect balance plus remote-vehicle-control implants, Riding a motorbike by standing on it T-posing is absolutely something I'm going to have go-gangers do in my next Shadowrun game.

Quill
Jan 19, 2004
None of these Cyberpunk clips are real glitches. The main characters neural processor is simply experiencing a slow basilisk-hack. Wake up choombas and pay attention!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



please dont pay attention to basilisks

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Angry Diplomat posted:

Apparently the Cyberpunk 2077 nudity glitches are not limited to dicks and titties. Sometimes your whole rear end gets up and screams WITNESS ME

https://twitter.com/BioDomeWithPS/status/1338232726877515778?s=19


That's definite a power move.

The future Elon Musk promised us.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Radio Paranoia posted:

More Cyberpunk found in the wild, this time with futuristic flying cars!

https://twitter.com/KenXyro/status/1338251016823656450
lol the total lack of any npc response

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Carthag Tuek posted:

please dont pay attention to basilisks

it's how everyone's getting stoned these days.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Radio Paranoia posted:

More Cyberpunk found in the wild, this time with futuristic flying cars!

https://twitter.com/KenXyro/status/1338251016823656450

*whistles* HEY, ROACH!

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Triarii posted:

Also I don't appreciate these pedestrians calling me a murderer here because I was NOT responsible for this

https://i.imgur.com/nm3FYGH.mp4

look, in the sky!

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
I was playing Cyberpunk earlier today, and in the Corp Rat prologue, apparently trees and shrubbery have no z-depth or whatever it is called, and are displayed on top of everything else. Very disconcerting to have a bunch of tiny trees crossing over the floor in your helicopter as you fly over a park.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

Pretty good posted:

lol the total lack of any npc response

See, for me it’s about the “aaaaaaAAAAHHHH HOLY poo poo- oh hey sweet, free gun”

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

Angry Diplomat posted:

Apparently the Cyberpunk 2077 nudity glitches are not limited to dicks and titties. Sometimes your whole rear end gets up and screams WITNESS ME

https://twitter.com/BioDomeWithPS/status/1338232726877515778?s=19


A few more of those. Sometimes you just drive normally but naked as well.

https://www.polygon.com/2020/12/14/22174284/cyberpunk-2077-butt-glitch-t-pose-driving

and the game is so bad on ps4 and xbone they are offering refunds for it.

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
To be clear, by "offering refunds" they mean they suggest that you should try to get a refund out of Microsoft or Sony

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