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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

wilderthanmild posted:

I tried to tell my wife Lamar Jackson was out with a poop related injury and she doesn't believe me.

Questionable - Blown O ring

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Lamar must be reenacting the scene from Austin Powers

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Mcsorely about to fail against an ohio team wonce again.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ghost Dog posted:

i just got home where is lamar

making GBS threads himself in the locker room.

Seriously.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Android Apocalypse posted:

Oh yeah Jackson did have COVID-19.

Lingering symptoms?

Maybe. I know it can gently caress with all kinds of poo poo

Ghost Dog posted:

i just got home where is lamar

He's been pooping for a full quarter

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007

Ghost Dog posted:

i just got home where is lamar

He's currently pooping so hard he's going to turn inside out

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

wyoak posted:

I don’t think it’s the poops at this point; this would be a really long dump

i've had longer

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Ghost Dog posted:

i just got home where is lamar

are you sitting down?

because lamar is

on the toilet

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


a helpful bear posted:

whoever sold lamar a cheeser before the game should be held responsible

he got a pizza sent to him by the Utah Jazz

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Ghost Dog posted:

i just got home where is lamar

You are not going to believe us...

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hes still making GBS threads holy gently caress rip

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Jivesauce posted:

He's currently pooping so hard he's going to turn inside out

i knew i liked him for a reason

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ghost Dog posted:

i just got home where is lamar

He left it all on the field

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

i'm glad to know the ravens don't give a gently caress about this season easier it makes it a lot easier for me as a fan

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Ghost Dog posted:

i just got home where is lamar

hall of fame 1st post in a GDT

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Ghost Dog posted:

i just got home where is lamar

making GBS threads his rear end in a top hat off the entire 4th quarter

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

WR1 Willie Snead

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Ghost Dog posted:

i just got home where is lamar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsIASofR5-E

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

wyoak posted:

I don’t think it’s the poops at this point; this would be a really long dump

And you call yourself a goon

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I'm still crying lmao

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Android Apocalypse posted:

Oh yeah Jackson did have COVID-19.

Lingering symptoms?

Yeah actually I’m going to stop laughing now because of that college basketball player that just collapsed in the middle of the court after recovering from covid.

...but it’s probably poop so maybe I can laugh again

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
making GBS threads out his guts. Really was just a cursed year.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
We have footage from the Ravens locker room:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7pz7CqWTMs

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Kalli posted:

He left it all on the field

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
lol the left guard just tackled the guy who beat him

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

really queer Christmas posted:

I'm still crying lmao

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Ghost Dog posted:

i just got home where is lamar

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Browns are gonna lose to this quarterback

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
the browns are gonna lose to the mcsorely-led ravens

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Lol all those poop jokes from Ravens fans. Karma comes at ya fast.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
spread the word, covid makes you poo poo your pants

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

the freaking dirt dobber

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
gently caress I knew I should have had left overs so I coukd watch the second half.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



somebody change the thread title to Monday Night Mudness

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Qwijib0 posted:

the browns are gonna lose to the mcsorely-led ravens

I'll have you know he is properly called McScorely

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
the browns are gonna browns this up

Jymmybob
Jun 26, 2000

Grimey Drawer
i see we're having a pants making GBS threads competition now

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Qwijib0 posted:

the browns are gonna lose to the mcsorely-led ravens

lamar better not push it or he'll be left mcsorely

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

really queer Christmas posted:

I'm still crying lmao

Same. Not even a big toilet humor guy but my god

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Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

Ghost Dog posted:

i just got home where is lamar

His butt is now some sort of nightmare snake in a can.

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