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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Fried Watermelon posted:

You get 25 pieces of lovely chocolate before being disappointed on Xmas morning

I got 25 pieces of lovely chocolate on day one by smacking the back so they all came loose and hosed it off in the bin cos I'm a fat bastard.

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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Xmas tip: if you make your own, you can fill it with whatever you want.

Plus whatever you can eat as you fill it.

Loki Kunti
Mar 31, 2010

Elissimpark posted:

Xmas tip: if you make your own, you can fill it with whatever you want.

Plus whatever you can eat as you fill it.

Also true for DIY-fleshlights.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Det är böglyft mina bekanta




Data Graham posted:

All the Swedish I know, I know from Hatten är din

Oddly, it prepared me fully for this page

Oh god I just got whiplashed back like 20 years with these posts. Apparently I have a tiny part of my brain dedicated to early 00’s flash animations that I totally forgot about.

https://youtu.be/JBJtQjykq_4

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Elissimpark posted:

Xmas tip: if you make your own, you can fill it with whatever you want.

Plus whatever you can eat as you fill it.

https://youtu.be/_Ht4Ei3pdR8

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/scruched/status/1338250021226098689

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8hYrNsRoTs

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.


Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ewiley posted:

Oh god I just got whiplashed back like 20 years with these posts. Apparently I have a tiny part of my brain dedicated to early 00’s flash animations that I totally forgot about.

https://youtu.be/JBJtQjykq_4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My_PD9Yf5U8

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Is this from B3ta or am I just going senile?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

^^^ :3:

a friend of a friend is obsessed with dehydrating things



Anyone else think the skin cranker looks like someone bending over and making GBS threads out the "gravy"

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Milo and POTUS posted:

Anyone else think the skin cranker looks like someone bending over and making GBS threads out the "gravy"

In a restaurant many years ago...

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Anyone else think the skin cranker looks like someone bending over and making GBS threads out the "gravy"

It’s called Farm-to-Table

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
This world does not deserve that man.

Also: I can't find the penis. Where is it?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Traditionally it's usually between the legs.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
penis stored in the balls

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Is that a corporate sponsored meme? Cyberpunk indeed.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Cocaine Bear posted:

Is that a corporate sponsored meme? Cyberpunk indeed.

Cyberpunk 2077 has basically been the most ironic game launch ever, considering the game being produced almost exclusively through corporate crushing of the working class, marketed in a way that weirded out everyone but cis people, launched to carefully managed and controlled fanfare, advertised far more inclusivity than was actually provided, and then it came out and the quality of the resulting product varied wildly depending, fairly directly, on how wealthy the player was.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

FreudianSlippers posted:

Traditionally it's usually between the legs.
That's not very cyberpunk

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Splicer posted:

That's not very cyberpunk

FreudianSlippers posted:

Traditionally it's usually dangling out of the fly of your pants.

ftfy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




This genre of picture will never stop being funny.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



3D Megadoodoo posted:

Is this from B3ta or am I just going senile?

It is, you are not

That was a good site! e: wow it looks exactly the same as it did back then

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Milo and POTUS posted:

Anyone else think the skin cranker looks like someone bending over and making GBS threads out the "gravy"

You found the secret, the machine is really a poop-dehydrator. The Dry-Arrhea Machine, if you will

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

BOOTY-ADE posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: The Dry-Arrhea Machine

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Loki Kunti posted:

Also true for DIY-fleshlights.

*Considers Xmas invite from Loki Kunti, grimaces, throws in fireplace and washes hands*

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
"The Dry- Area Machine" is a name already taken by this guy:


SomeDrunkenMick
Apr 21, 2008

ewiley posted:

Oh god I just got whiplashed back like 20 years with these posts. Apparently I have a tiny part of my brain dedicated to early 00’s flash animations that I totally forgot about.

https://youtu.be/JBJtQjykq_4

Instantly I'm transported back I dunno 15 years ago? I probably just failed an exam but I'm sitting in my universities computer lab watching flash videos on, I think it was albino black sheep? Tonight I will smoke a lot of weed. The year is 2005ish. That sort of flash stuff is like a smell that reminds you of a time and a place.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

"The Dry- Area Machine" is a name already taken by this guy:




:drat:

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




AlbinoBlackSheep had to increase their upload size limits specifically because of me. Somebody on b3ta threatened to bomb my mum for wasting so much of their bandwidth.

The size of the flash was 10 megabytes.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007








E:


-Zydeco- has a new favorite as of 05:28 on Dec 16, 2020

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Boy, James Joyce has fallen pretty drat low.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I want to hate it, but then I think about the absolutely terrible " THing" ATE MY BALLS!! series on the YAHOO! groups.

It's terrible, but it's for children, and children like terrible things

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Jar🙌 jar 🙌binks 🙌ate my 🙌balls 🤣🤣💯💯

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

dialhforhero posted:

This world does not deserve that man.

Also: I can't find the penis. Where is it?

They chose the Vaina during creation

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Biplane posted:

Jar🙌 jar 🙌binks 🙌ate my 🙌balls 🤣🤣💯💯

drat you guys are young if jar jar was the one eating your balls

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Biplane posted:

Jar🙌 jar 🙌binks 🙌ate my 🙌balls 🤣🤣💯💯

Is there a way to get him to eat my rear end?

Asking for a friend ha ha

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Thump! posted:

Is there a way to get him to eat my rear end?

Asking for a friend ha ha

Most assuredly

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