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Dec 14, 2020 22:07
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420 is the number of coupons they mail you each week |
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Dec 14, 2020 22:49
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Am I in the Byob section or the Butt section? I can never tell. Does Butts have other stuff in it? |
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Dec 15, 2020 10:50
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the stark difference between episode 1 and episode 250 1) Johnny goes out to play with his friends 250) Johnny completes the X Crystal and finally has the strength to fight king hellfuck who killed billy back in episode 170
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Dec 15, 2020 22:14
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Abugadu posted:Am I in the Byob section or the Butt section? I can never tell. Does Butts have other stuff in it? nope. there's butts all the way in |
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Dec 15, 2020 22:26
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we built this city we built this city after mistaking pm for am on the clock |
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Dec 15, 2020 23:49
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Deep Thoughts about the DK Rap if he's in the mood this time, does that mean he didn't care the previous times
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Dec 16, 2020 01:11
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antique cars for sale advertised as having rumbleseats because the previous owners farted in them a lot |
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Dec 16, 2020 15:11
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Yinlock posted:the stark difference between episode 1 and episode 250 So where are you at now? "I just finished episode 3, when Johnny and Phoebe have to make an art project for Mrs. Ramirez's class." *thinking about episode 226* lmao |
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Dec 16, 2020 16:24
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a weird guy who talks about how good meditation is and how often he meditates, but he thinks that meditation and masturbation are the same thing and is so vague about it that no one ever finds out "I meditate every day. As soon as I wake up, I grapple with myself until I gain total clarity" |
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Dec 17, 2020 00:58
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dracula vladdy AF posted:a weird guy who talks about how good meditation is and how often he meditates, but he thinks that meditation and masturbation are the same thing and is so vague about it that no one ever finds out yeah i meditate for at least 30 minutes, 2... maybe 3 times a day. *thunderous applause from yoga class*
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Dec 17, 2020 01:03
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I like this oversized baggy coat because it helps me meditate discreetly on the bus ride home |
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Dec 17, 2020 03:27
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I saw those ads for that meditation retreat but I don't think I'm ready yet to do it with strangers. already easy enough to call over my buds for some group meditation |
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Dec 17, 2020 03:33
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I'm a bit leery of these "Guided Meditation" tapes I've heard about. Sometimes you need to do it at your own speed.
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Dec 17, 2020 03:47
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Try not to obtain enlightenment |
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Dec 17, 2020 04:19
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rebbe Horowitz: “the book of Joshua says that you should meditate on the Torah all day and all night.” me: “wow. really? I mean I could maybe do three times a day, max. I hope it has pictures in it at least.” |
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Dec 17, 2020 04:45
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I mean yeah sure, if I haven't meditated at all for like a week I guess you could call it transcendental |
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Dec 17, 2020 05:22
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(sees a blind monk) I knew it |
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Dec 17, 2020 06:08
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Finger Prince posted:Try not to obtain enlightenment |
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Dec 17, 2020 06:08
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Make the thread |
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Dec 17, 2020 06:12
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe" but it's Tech Support. |
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Dec 17, 2020 10:22
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dracula vladdy AF posted:a weird guy who talks about how good meditation is and how often he meditates, but he thinks that meditation and masturbation are the same thing and is so vague about it that no one ever finds out lmao canyoneer posted:Make the thread
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Dec 17, 2020 13:17
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Finger Prince posted:Try not to obtain enlightenment no namaste november
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Dec 17, 2020 13:35
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nut posted:no namaste november haha
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Dec 17, 2020 15:10
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A Norton Firewall glitching during an update. The tears on a receptionist glistenening as Office freezes for the tenth time that morning. All these moments lost in time like RAM. Time to backup your business critical files. |
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Dec 18, 2020 05:29
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The Comedy Central Roast of Luigi Mario |
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Dec 18, 2020 06:07
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(opens a door) "And this is where the magic happens" "You've said that for every room so far" "Well I am a wizard" |
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Dec 18, 2020 17:54
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It's the most / chunderful time / of the year |
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Dec 18, 2020 19:22
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Mad Max: Beyond Chunderdome E: Chunder Woman Stevie Chunder The Chunder Years It's a Chunderful Life Batman and the Boy Chunder Maybe I should just make the thread manero fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Dec 18, 2020 |
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Dec 18, 2020 19:23
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that modern trope in a movie trailer where there's a cover of a popular song playing, but it's really slow, moody and dark, and it's the hamster dance |
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Dec 19, 2020 02:20
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cracking up right now thinking about how after 9/11 the only thing osama bin laden did was mail people vhs tapes telling them to gently caress off |
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Dec 19, 2020 12:18
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osama bin laden (on vhs): yeah bitch it's me fbi: oh suit oh poo poo oh poo poo. that's him osama bin laden (on vhs): where am i at dawg? you don't even know fbi: dmn it. gently caress |
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Dec 19, 2020 12:19
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shredder mailing vhs tapes to the teenage mutant ninja turtles to tell them they suck and can go get hosed for all he cares |
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Dec 19, 2020 12:22
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A stoic person reacting to something that they might be thought to consider outlandish in way the audience finds unexpected. |
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Dec 19, 2020 13:05
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Noooo oooone fucks like Gaston No one sucks like Gaston Knows how to handle pussies and cocks like Gaston I'm especially good at ejaaaaculating Let's all get off with Gastoooon! |
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Dec 19, 2020 15:10
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no, I CANNOT believe this isn't butter, your lies are tearing this family apart
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Dec 20, 2020 23:24
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Cubone posted:osama bin laden (on vhs): yeah bitch it's me bin laden: boom! *fbi agents dive under table* ha ha got you
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Dec 20, 2020 23:26
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Cubone posted:shredder mailing vhs tapes to the teenage mutant ninja turtles to tell them they suck and can go get hosed for all he cares Sir, a COBRA agent had this video on him Hawk: Put it up on the main screen, this could be a vital clue to their plans *screen fizzles to life* Cobra Commander: dear gi joe: suck my nuts
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Hitler: Ha ha, you Dummköpfe thought you were going to get to kill me but guess whaaaaaaaat? (puts gun to head) |
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