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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
kickin gmyself for not going with "so you're saying if it was HD you'd be rock hard"

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

kickin gmyself for not going with "so you're saying if it was HD you'd be rock hard"

You live, you learn, you get stuck with a lifetime of debt from that learning.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1098644269777256449

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

zegermans posted:

Obama plane

"Out the rear end"

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Trump suggesting that we put undercover cops in schools a la 21 Jump Street.

I only remember this because I posted 21 TRUMP STREET and got a thread title out of it and was very pleased.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


i hope the actor has a chunky soup can label wrapped around their hog

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Gary Hart challenging the media to follow him around them getting owned within a week with pictures of him and Donna Rice on a boat called “Monkey Business”

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


https://twitter.com/RoryStewartUK/status/1167046610167181312?s=20

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Obama winning the West Virginia 2012 primary 60% to 40% against a guy who was in prison in Texas

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Always gets a laugh out of me this one.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
liz warren adopted a golden retriever (white people dog) like two weeks before announcing her candidacy and then immediately after she dropped out it died

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
somehow

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Bailey's still alive, he even has his own wikipedia page because of course he does

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bailey_(dog)

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
i could have sworn i read about him dying

oh well i am not changing my head canon

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
she killed him with her own hands for "dereliction of duty" (her words).

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
no i definitely read that too

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
since we're on the subject anyway

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

paul_soccer12 posted:

i could have sworn i read about him dying

oh well i am not changing my head canon

maybe you're mixing it up with the funny politics thing where the clintons got a dog and then gave away socks the cat and then the dog immediately died and they didn't ask for the cat back

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Lol big structural Bailey :cheersdoge:

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
"big structural Bailey" is not even a pun

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
how did she lose?!

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
the time some east coast politician needed a woman to stand behind him so he paid an old fat dude to wear a dress and a bonnet.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

the time some east coast politician needed a woman to stand behind him so he paid an old fat dude to wear a dress and a bonnet.

this post is useless without pics!!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Syncopated posted:

this post is useless without pics!!

do not doxx me

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Someone post that one tweet of fish covered in shredded cheese with a side of frozen carrots and peas

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
https://mobile.twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1332045233455058945

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013



Aw yes that's the poo poo

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
cheesy beans on toast

also that loving awful lobster

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
the mueller investigation

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i saw this tweet from bloomberg

https://twitter.com/business/status/1339390388709298176?s=20

and remembered the titular bloomberg ran for president this calendar year and led in some polls because it looked like tio bernie was gonna run away with the nomination

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Qanon dude assassinating the head of the gambino family

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011


I don't understand, why does grated cheese on salmon and microwave vegetables own me, a pathetic lib?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's against everything that's decent

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Spergin Morlock posted:

Qanon dude assassinating the head of the gambino family

lmao gently caress. that was like a page 12 story when it happened. that would have been like THE story of 2002 if it happened then

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

DoubleDonut posted:

cheesy beans on toast

also that loving awful lobster

https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/1256379613229363201

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1281918586693484544

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Syncopated posted:

this post is useless without pics!!

I wish I could find it but I don't know what to search. I'll keep looking.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





father of

Peter Theodore Alphege,
Mary Anne Charlotte Emma,
Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan,
Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam,
Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius,
Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Necrothatcher posted:

father of

Peter Theodore Alphege,
Mary Anne Charlotte Emma,
Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan,
Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam,
Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius,
Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher.

Skeletor's real name is Boniface

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Skeletor's real name is Boniface

Lol... Nearly had me! :cheers:

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