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Ah yes, of course, ensign fuckbag is here to gently caress
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The old bioware forums were a general hive of scum and villainy on all sides, fans and creators alike. Who else remembers the "what would tali sweat taste like?" thread? Once that topic has sunk in I want you to imagine what anyone would smell like if they lived in a fully enclosed suit 24/7 because I can only imagine the most disgusting everything barely kept in check with a flood of antiseptics.
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orange juche posted:
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Dec 16, 2020 08:06
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*Tali removes envirosuit for the first time in a decade* *Male_Shep immediately collapses vomiting uncontrollably*
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Dec 16, 2020 08:08
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Kind of worried about the office culture of a place that is totally fine with Shep banging so many subordinates... 
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Dec 16, 2020 08:32
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All the crew are Jacob, being slightly creeped out by the Fem_Shep coming on a bit too strong and looking for some way to escape the conversation.
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Dec 16, 2020 08:45
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I mean if you think about it, Ensign Threesome was never going to be much of a standalone character.
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Dec 16, 2020 15:48
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The most bizarre (and therefor realistic) sex encounter Shep had was with Sha'ira, the Asari Consort, during ME 1. Sha'ira: You are a great being, Shepherd, and will do great things. That is my gift of words. Shepherd: Really? That's it? Aren't you a gently caress goddess? I want to gently caress. Sha'ira, internally: God dammit.
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Dec 16, 2020 16:29
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DancingShade posted:The old bioware forums were a general hive of scum and villainy on all sides, fans and creators alike. I remember it insofar as David Gaider's verbose comments were insufferable, Tali Sweat and the harassment of Jennifer Hepler notwithstanding. "Militant Islamic Borg" is still a WTF description of the Qunari. DancingShade posted:All the crew are Jacob, being slightly creeped out by the Fem_Shep coming on a bit too strong and looking for some way to escape the conversation. I'm more interested in just "talking" for a bit. 
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Dec 16, 2020 16:44
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Nichael posted:why would he post that? It probably helped someone's HR complaint
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Arcsquad12 posted:I remember it insofar as David Gaider's verbose comments were insufferable, Tali Sweat and the harassment of Jennifer Hepler notwithstanding. talking about how sexy the programmers made lady hawke's walk cycle was another top ten moment for bioware
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Dec 16, 2020 17:31
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Arcsquad12 posted:I'm more interested in just "talking" for a bit.
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Dec 16, 2020 21:25
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There was that official "alterantive appearance" DLC that gave Miranda & Jack actual good outfits. If I recall it was full body armor (actual armor) and a cyber-biker costume respectively.
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Dec 16, 2020 21:38
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DancingShade posted:There was that official "alterantive appearance" DLC that gave Miranda & Jack actual good outfits. If I recall it was full body armor (actual armor) and a cyber-biker costume respectively. And then put Bioware's signature terrible headwear on it. I got a mod to remove the visor from Miranda and the low res space shades from Jack. Miranda's is actually a retextured version of the Cerberus assault armour from one if the equipment packs.
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Dec 16, 2020 21:43
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Miranda’s loyalty outfit was a bit less assy.
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Dec 16, 2020 21:54
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ME2 was great but yeah, outfits on some of the female characters were not good! like there's one mission where you're on the Derelict Reaper which is in orbit over a gas giant and you go out on a catwalk and Jack is there with a rebreather over her nose and mouth and otherwise not very well clothed, which seems dangerous! much better in ME3 where even Liara's default outfit at least looks like it could be armored and you can switch her to proper armor with a proper helmet
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Dec 16, 2020 22:06
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exquisite tea posted:Miranda’s loyalty outfit was a bit less assy. This seems like a thread title. Pattonesque posted:ME2 was great but yeah, outfits on some of the female characters were not good! All the rebreathers in 2 got real dumb. And there's so many scenarios where characters can have exposed skin in extremely hazardous conditions.
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Dec 16, 2020 22:13
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With Mass Effect 4 Bioware has possibly one of the easiest softballs in gaming history. Just make Mass Effect: Sorry, and even if it's mediocre it will save the company. No more kid, Sheppard beat Harbinger's face in personally, saved the galaxy, and now there are more adventures. All they have to do.
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Nichael posted:This seems like a thread title. what does it have to do with food
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Eimi posted:With Mass Effect 4 Bioware has possibly one of the easiest softballs in gaming history. Just make Mass Effect: Sorry, and even if it's mediocre it will save the company. No more kid, Sheppard beat Harbinger's face in personally, saved the galaxy, and now there are more adventures. All they have to do. Well not only did Bioware not clear the incredibly low hurdle of more adventures in the Mass Effect universe they used the hurdle to bludgeon a studio to death. And even a year later Bioware thoughts on why Andromeda failed was because it released at the same time as Zelda. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrxQB4M5leA&t=172s
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Dec 16, 2020 22:47
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Eimi posted:With Mass Effect 4 Bioware has possibly one of the easiest softballs in gaming history. Just make Mass Effect: Sorry, and even if it's mediocre it will save the company. No more kid, Sheppard beat Harbinger's face in personally, saved the galaxy, and now there are more adventures. All they have to do. it's so easy of a layup that I very much anticipate they will not do it kilus aof posted:Well not only did Bioware not clear the incredibly low hurdle of more adventures in the Mass Effect universe they used the hurdle to bludgeon a studio to death They did like 60% of Mass Effect. It was some of the things you liked about Mass Effect and then a lot of elements that are basically the same thing (Nexus/Citadel) but worse and obviously attempts to recreate the ME magic without knowing why those worked in the first place
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Dec 16, 2020 22:48
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I fully expect ME4 to look reasonably like ME1 but the characters & writing will be so off it may as well be something entirely different called Galactic Dinner Service in a game about a space diner. We'll have mandatory_turian who alternates between ultra serious or jive, mandatory_krogan who sounds like dime store Marcus Fenix only nobody remembers who that is anymore, mandatory_asari who will be super ridiulously quirky funny joke girl haha who is also space university professor, then a couple of diverse_human whose settings will turned up to "cringe". Oh and token_self_insert_new_alien who is only in there because the new lead writer thought them up and forced their inclusion over all internal objections. Token_self_insert_new_alien will get more lines and cutscenes than any other squad mate but be mysteriously unpopular with the players.
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Dec 17, 2020 07:14
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Really excited to see the arcs for ensign_gangbang, specialist_daddyissues, and corporal_eatenbybatsaftergangbang. 
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Is Mass Effect old enough to get its own Sonic cycle?
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Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:and corporal_eatenbybatsaftergangbang. Hey Claudia Black can do more than just get eaten by bats.
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Eimi posted:With Mass Effect 4 Bioware has possibly one of the easiest softballs in gaming history. Just make Mass Effect: Sorry, and even if it's mediocre it will save the company. No more kid, Sheppard beat Harbinger's face in personally, saved the galaxy, and now there are more adventures. All they have to do. A literally re-use of everything from Andromeda just reskinned for Milky Way hijinks would probably sell 5 mil+ copies if they brought back the ME3 style multiplayer. Here's your ship, the Local Flyer, and you are the glorious Relayopener who's been tasked to pick and choose which dormant Mass Relays to activate and explore the other side of, and once you find the best new sector reaches "explorability" you can get to send colonist teams in to establish outposts. Just have Liara in the advising wizard role who constantly makes references to the good old days when she helped stomp out the reapers.
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kilus aof posted:Well not only did Bioware not clear the incredibly low hurdle of more adventures in the Mass Effect universe they used the hurdle to bludgeon a studio to death. And even a year later Bioware thoughts on why Andromeda failed was because it released at the same time as Zelda. lmao Andromeda wasn't bad! There were just too many good games released at the same time! loving shameless lol
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Dec 17, 2020 20:21
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pentyne posted:A literally re-use of everything from Andromeda just reskinned for Milky Way hijinks would probably sell 5 mil+ copies if they brought back the ME3 style multiplayer. Yeah that'd about do it. Like that's the level of  they need to put in to save themselves and I am entirely prepared to watch them stick to ME3's ending and gently caress everything up.
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You can't re-use any assets from Andromeda in a good ME game because that would require still using the Frostbite engine instead of something actually suitable, like Unreal. They'll be making it in the Forstbite engine.
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Dec 17, 2020 21:19
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pentyne posted:A literally re-use of everything from Andromeda just reskinned for Milky Way hijinks would probably sell 5 mil+ copies if they brought back the ME3 style multiplayer. heck you could even be tasked to solve Problems on the other side of relays!
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Dec 17, 2020 21:45
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Moola posted:lmao Especially because they blame Zelda. A Switch launch title, which meant Zelda while selling outstanding had a small player base(in March/April) because having a Switch was the limiter to playing. Andromeda sold millions of copies to gamers that didn't play Zelda for at least 6 months if ever. Someone who bounced off Andromeda in March didn't do so because they got Zelda in December.
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It’s very funny to me that Mass Effect Andromeda wasn’t even the best game where you go to a place called Meridian to prevent a fanatical villain from reviving an ancient machine race to come out in the same month.
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exquisite tea posted:It’s very funny to me that Mass Effect Andromeda wasn’t even the best game where you go to a place called Meridian to prevent a fanatical villain from reviving an ancient machine race to come out in the same month. The end mission of Andromeda is just Mass Effect 1's end mission with some names changed.
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Dec 18, 2020 10:34
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kilus aof posted:The end mission of Andromeda is just Mass Effect 1's end mission with some names changed. Well that and a hundred times worse because it was reimagined by a high schooler using pencils who didn't do a single drawing class.
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Dec 18, 2020 13:26
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Having just beaten Andromeda weeks ago, I thought the end bit with Meridian was loving awesome.
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Dec 18, 2020 13:28
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I can see the ending of MEA being pretty reasonable if you didn't play ME1 or ME2. Less said about the ending of ME3 the better.
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Dec 18, 2020 13:30
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DancingShade posted:I can see the ending of MEA being pretty reasonable if you didn't play ME1 or ME2. Less said about the ending of ME3 the better. I’ve played the entire series multiple times and thoroughly enjoyed Andromeda beginning to end. It’s got a lot of filler content but there’s also a lot of great poo poo too.
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chaosapiant posted:Having just beaten Andromeda weeks ago, I thought the end bit with Meridian was loving awesome. please see a doctor about your brain damage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTgr41rlKRQ
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Dec 18, 2020 13:44
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Nah, I’m good. I know it’s fun dogpiling on poo poo that’s mostly been fixed in patches (i can’t recall a single bug or graphic anomaly in my recent play through) but I like making my own mind up about stuff.
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you never actually fire a bullet at the archon IIRC, you just fire at like some pylons near him and his big snake monster what a villain
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