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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

TheAardvark posted:




I think the first things are pizza. wanted to share this advertisement so others can ponder what "Bread's Avatar Redefined" means

Here's a roastawich? This whole thing is mysterious.





I read the second image as "Rastawich" and was intrigued for a brief moment.






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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

TheAardvark posted:




I think the first things are pizza. wanted to share this advertisement so others can ponder what "Bread's Avatar Redefined" means

Here's a roastawich? This whole thing is mysterious.



"I am the Avatar of Bread. Wouldst thou like to partake of my Roastawich? To decline would be a grave insult..."

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

gschmidl posted:

I read the second image as "Rastawich" and was intrigued for a brief moment.








There is probably a simple answer to this but why is the yolk in those eggs so orange

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It goes like that sometimes, especially if it's been partly cooked for a while, like in a scotch egg, or in a hotel breakfast.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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TheAardvark posted:

I think the first things are pizza. wanted to share this advertisement so others can ponder what "Bread's Avatar Redefined" means

Here's a roastawich? This whole thing is mysterious.



Please tell me I can get memorable tiger beefs on my roastawich and a side of vinegar husbands

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


The Bloop posted:

There is probably a simple answer to this but why is the yolk in those eggs so orange

The colour comes from what the hens eat, so if they eat a diet rich in carotenoids from veggies, fruits and plants then they have orange yolks. They get carotenoids from stuff like carrots, canteloupes, sweet potatoes etc as well as insects and worms. Generally free range chickens will have orange yolks
Yellow yolks indicate hens have been mostly grain fed and are probably cage or barn hens.

Orange yolks are tastier for us to eat as they are richer in flavour and have more omega-3.

Helith has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Dec 16, 2020

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

TheAardvark posted:




I think the first things are pizza. wanted to share this advertisement so others can ponder what "Bread's Avatar Redefined" means

Here's a roastawich? This whole thing is mysterious.



So it looks like the trademark was applied for in Mumbai, India, and a search brought some Roastawiches with Indian ingredients like Creamy Paneer Firangi and Chilly Corn Cheese. An avatar has one definition of " a variant phase or version of a continuing basic entity" so they're giving bread and the sandwich a new phase or variation. Sandwiches, Indian Style.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Helith posted:

The colour comes from what the hens eat, so if they eat a diet rich in carotenoids from veggies, fruits and plants then they have orange yolks. They get carotenoids from stuff like carrots, canteloupes, sweet potatoes etc as well as insects and worms. Generally free range chickens will have orange yolks
Yellow yolks indicate hens have been mostly grain fed and are probably cage or barn hens.

Orange yolks are tastier for us to eat as they are richer in flavour and have more omega-3.

Thank you for this explanation

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


You can feed them a diet to get basically white yolks too, it's freaky.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

uber_stoat posted:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe7ZOKoUR9g

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



uber_stoat posted:

"I am the Avatar of Bread. Wouldst thou like to partake of my Roastawich? To decline would be a grave insult..."



I was thinking more:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/ChloeCatherine/status/1339409883825901568?s=20

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://mobile.twitter.com/puffpuff65/status/1339286535938695169

https://mobile.twitter.com/Mitford_96/status/1339289000444649477

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

So it looks like the trademark was applied for in Mumbai, India, and a search brought some Roastawiches with Indian ingredients like Creamy Paneer Firangi and Chilly Corn Cheese. An avatar has one definition of " a variant phase or version of a continuing basic entity" so they're giving bread and the sandwich a new phase or variation. Sandwiches, Indian Style.

oh, that makes sense. avatars are how the Hindu gods appear on earth, so I imagine the word has more currency in Indian English

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I’d eat the poo poo out of the Crab Pretzel

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Every time I see that OP I become more mystified as to what that thing is

Like ... giant pork loin in a bun?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Data Graham posted:

Every time I see that OP I become more mystified as to what that thing is

Like ... giant pork loin in a bun?

Looks like a hot dog with too little bread.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

We've all known the pain of powering through the last bit of hotdog that sticks out of the bun without anything to mask the lip and anus taste, but I don't think I could power through that.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Did avocado/guacamole become unreasonably popular in the UK too? Get ready for a rebound on that causes we're all burnt out on it in the states now.

e, IT'S PEAS

OF COURSE IT'S PEAS

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

mushy peas are really good but it's actually pretty hard to find the right kind of peas for them here in America. Pretty much all of the peas at grocery stores are sweet baby peas and make for mushy peas that are way too sweet

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

gschmidl posted:

Looks like a hot dog with too little bread.
Yeah if the bun was the size of the tray then the dog would stick out some instead of a lot.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I think I'd the excess dog is able to fill another bun, there should BE another bun. Just two buns, one dog.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
that is a sausage not a dog and furthermore it looks properly browned so i would be fine with it to be quite frankly honest

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

TheAardvark posted:

that is a sausage not a dog and furthermore it looks properly browned so i would be fine with it to be quite frankly honest
Agreed. Eat it like an ice cream cone where you use the bun to hold up the sausage to your face to eat the overflowing sausage.

Bonus points if you hold it at waist level and ask your wife if she wants any sausage.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

that's like a slap in the face.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013


I can taste the lack of salt on those fries

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

thecluckmeme posted:

I can taste the lack of salt on those fries

wtf r u talking about thats clearly seasoned salt on those. the cheese is bad but they look properly seasoned imho

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

TheAardvark posted:

wtf r u talking about thats clearly seasoned salt on those. the cheese is bad but they look properly seasoned imho

Pepper is not salt

That they are seasoned at all is more than I'd expect from someplace willing to do THAT with cheese, to be fair

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

nah bro that is clearly seasoning salt

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Yeah those chips look good, shame about the cheese

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

congrats on managing to out-shitpost both cartoon man and aardvark

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

So you got the cheese fries at a Sonic, big whoop!

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
When my friend was in the navy and at sea, he snapped me a picture of a dish in the galley he aptly named “macaroni and gently caress it” and it really belongs here

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

How can somebody get offended by receiving too much dog. It doesn't fit into the bun? Well then, the excess dog is an appetizer to the main course (which is the bunned dog)

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

steinrokkan posted:

How can somebody get offended by receiving too much dog. It doesn't fit into the bun? Well then, the excess dog is an appetizer to the main course (which is the bunned dog)

Yeah honestly a half meter sausage looks great. Is that just a cumberland sausage that's been unrolled?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Thing is that's an entirely adequate looking hot dog bun, judging by the size of his hand. More than enough I'd say. It looks about 10 inches long, and very substantial

If that's a hot dog it's on the order of a two-footer

(which I would have no problem with let's be FRANK)

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
can we start using The Brentford Cheeseburger as a euphemism?

I don't care for what

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Empty Sandwich posted:

can we start using The Brentford Cheeseburger as a euphemism?

I don't care for what

It’s a sexual position made popular in underground scat porn.

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