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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
being a porn star may not give you CTE but it does seem to give you Contact Sports Brain

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Testicular Torque Wrench
Apr 14, 2016

yeet
longing for the day where everyone can excrete in peace and community

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Wait so it’s illegal to eat a squirrel?

Brunch Covidian
Nov 21, 2020

by Pragmatica
Actual dentures of George Washington. I know what you're gonna ask, are those ivory?

:eng101: Actually, they're ebony.

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more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Dr. Killjoy posted:

being a porn star may not give you CTE but it does seem to give you Contact Sports Brain


most porn actors are nowhere near this stupid, buck angel is just a special kind of rear end in a top hat

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i bet special kinds of assholes are in high demand in the adult film industry tbf

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Man Musk posted:

sources indicate the same for off-duty cops :laugh:

i'm legitimately curious to know how spraying and praying at a crowded supermarket is not sociopathic serial killer behavior...

They’re defined as different types of pathological behaviors IIRC, with one being a methodical, drawn out over time sort of thing for the joy of it or whatever and spree shooters being a generally one off sort of event where someone just snaps

Idk someone with a background in psychology could probably break it down a lot better

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Man Musk posted:

sources indicate the same for off-duty cops :laugh:

i'm legitimately curious to know how spraying and praying at a crowded supermarket is not sociopathic serial killer behavior...

https://twitter.com/thenib/status/1339636729595224064?s=09

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/AmongUsGame/status/1339311243681783811

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Brunch Covidian posted:

Actual dentures of George Washington. I know what you're gonna ask, are those ivory?

:eng101: Actually, they're ebony.



some of them are sheep teeth too

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

mountvernon.org posted:

Throughout his life Washington employed numerous full and partial dentures that were constructed of materials including human, and probably cow and horse teeth, ivory (possibly elephant), lead-tin alloy, copper alloy (possibly brass), and silver alloy.

the man was a god drat cyborg

that is of course, after he suffered from diptheria, tuberculosis, smallpox, dysentery, malaria, quinsy, carbuncle, pneumonia, and epiglottis so I guess his teeth were in relatively good shape, all considered.

quote:

During the course of his 67 years on Earth, the father of our country survived smallpox, bouts of malaria, multiple infections and abscesses, tuberculosis, dysentery and in the first six months of his presidency, an extraordinarily painful boil “the size of two fists” accompanied by a fever.

So worrisome was his health at that point that some feared a “dreadful calamity,” and as James Madison wrote, a “crisis” in the affairs of the new nation, which had given no thought to anyone else as president. The presidency, indeed, was designed with Washington in mind.

Apparently the dentures were springloaded so he had to constantly strain to keep them shut, thus giving him strong jaw muscles and a beefy jawline

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Trump is pretty washingtonesque

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

twoday posted:

Apparently the dentures were springloaded so he had to constantly strain to keep them shut, thus giving him strong jaw muscles and a beefy jawline

in a lotta his portraits his chronically swollen jaw is visible because he had constant mouth infections



dude spent considerable time and money on dental consultation, which included significant overseas correspondence. he was rich and couldn't even throw money at the problem of his dental health successfully because lol 1700s

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



the devil father of the demon cracker nation

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Poniard posted:

the devil father of the demon cracker nation


You could say we all live in the fetid, gangrenous mouth of an old slaver

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I hope he suffered constant pain

animist
Aug 28, 2018

Jay Rust posted:

I hope he suffered constant pain

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Jay Rust posted:

I hope he suffered constant pain

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Jay Rust posted:

I hope he suffered constant pain

firing up the time machine, going back in time to get George addicted to oxy.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
he probably was drinkin like laudanum / cocaine juice 24/7

lmao I just googled it and yeah, Washington was an opiate addict. There's accounts of him taking Laudanum regularly.

silicone thrills has issued a correction as of 23:32 on Dec 17, 2020

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
John Quincy Adams too cowardly to push Opium4All through a floor vote, smdh

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/CrappyFumes/status/1339628016612216833?s=19

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Another fave is gonna be cancelled

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
shameful, his editor could have saved him so much trouble just by substituting "Asian"!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Gripweed posted:

Another fave is gonna be cancelled



Rivers cuomo?

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Gripweed posted:

Another fave is gonna be cancelled



whos that

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


THS posted:

whos that

The dude running the "asian wives of libertarian guys" facebook page

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

THS posted:

whos that

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Gripweed posted:

Another fave is gonna be cancelled



for real though anyone who ever listened to Art would know how much of a creep he was wrt women. oh and also him marrying a women from the Philippines 40 years younger than him months after his wife died.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Art had a long series of Asian wives who he replaced as needed like burnt out light bulbs. plus he's dead and you can't really cancel the dead.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/MrTooDamnChris/status/1339635868680806407

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005


This is my favorite batshit conspiracy theory. Like in what world does it make any sense that revaluing a currency mean that notes issued under a regime that was toppled nearly 15 years ago would suddenly inflate in value?

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

uber_stoat posted:

Art had a long series of Asian wives who he replaced as needed like burnt out light bulbs. plus he's dead and you can't really cancel the dead.

just imagining someone going through hassle of first trying to find out who Art Bell is and who employs him so they know what manager to harangue, and then falling into Mel's Hole

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

uber_stoat posted:

Art had a long series of Asian wives who he replaced as needed like burnt out light bulbs. plus he's dead and you can't really cancel the dead.

I dunno, you don't really hear a lot of Michael Jackson tunes anymore.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I dunno, you don't really hear a lot of Michael Jackson tunes anymore.

that's true but i don't think Michael cares.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

i have built a machine that revives the dead in order to shame them, for too long the crimes of corpses have been ignored

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

T-man posted:

i have built a machine that revives the dead in order to shame them, for too long the crimes of corpses have been ignored

didn’t the Vatican dig up an old pope once just to put his rear end on trial?

we have so much to learn from the ancient Catholics

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Red Baron posted:

didn’t the Vatican dig up an old pope once just to put his rear end on trial?

we have so much to learn from the ancient Catholics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod

quote:


The Cadaver Synod (also called the Cadaver Trial; Latin: Synodus Horrenda) is the name commonly given to the posthumous ecclesiastical trial of Pope Formosus, who himself had been deceased for about 7 months, in the Basilica of St. John Lateran in Rome during January 897.[1] The trial was conducted by Pope Stephen VI, the successor to Formosus' successor, Pope Boniface VI. Stephen had Formosus' corpse exhumed and brought to the papal court for judgment. He accused Formosus of perjury and of having acceded to the papacy illegally. At the end of the trial, Formosus was pronounced guilty and his papacy retroactively declared null.



lmao this is my favorite part:

quote:

The macabre spectacle turned public opinion in Rome against Stephen. Formosus' body washed up on the banks of the Tiber,[19] and rumor said it had begun to perform miracles. A public uprising deposed and imprisoned Stephen. He was strangled in prison in July or August 897.[20]

Rabbi Tupac
Jan 1, 2010

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion

Red Baron posted:

didn’t the Vatican dig up an old pope once just to put his rear end on trial?

we have so much to learn from the ancient Catholics

Yeah the Cadaver Synod. Should do this with Presidents imo

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Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

would be cool to put currently living ex-prezzies on trial too

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