NFL Week 15 News/Views: Lamar Drops a Deuce & a Dime, all on Company Time.

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sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

Blowjob Overtime posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eECjjLNAOd4

lol I was thinking of that

# ? Dec 17, 2020 18:20

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 10:16

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

sharknado slashfic posted:

https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/1339572547327803400

man I havent heard that name in a minute

holy poo poo 28 and he died of a heart attack 5 days before his birthday

# ? Dec 17, 2020 19:36

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Alaois posted:

holy poo poo 28 and he died of a heart attack 5 days before his birthday

RIP wheez

# ? Dec 17, 2020 19:39

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

drat it feels like yesterday he was still playing for the Ravens, this sucks

# ? Dec 17, 2020 20:04

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

No one should watch TNF tonight btw

# ? Dec 17, 2020 21:31

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

a neat cape posted:

No one should watch TNF tonight btw

I respect Special Teams too much to watch.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 21:33

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

No one should watch TNF tonight btw

The uniforms involved should be pretty good. That's enough for me.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 21:39

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

a neat cape posted:

No one should watch TNF tonight btw

Watch Battlebots instead

# ? Dec 17, 2020 21:40

Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

Seems like a great time to open a restaurant 🤔

https://mobile.twitter.com/sarahbarshop/status/1339348817666338818

Don�t read the comments please

# ? Dec 17, 2020 21:43

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a neat cape posted:

No one should watch TNF tonight btw

Too late, the wings were ordered and should arrive around kickoff.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 21:51

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

unleash the full power and might of the united states military on the six states comprising the area known as "new england" until it is a smoldering heap of ash and death

https://twitter.com/WEEI/status/1339528277468200960

some dumbfuck posted:

Maybe it�s the foot of snow outside my window here in Massachusetts that won�t let me move on. But Tom Brady�s recent declaration that you �won�t catch me dead living in the Northeast anymore� is still bothering me.

That was a Brady bomb last week, a direct shot across the New England bow from the new pirate captain. From a guy who wasn�t just one of us, but rather the embodiment of what a Northeasterner should be: Tough, hard-working, generous and loyal. Principled and courageous with a knack for modesty. For 20 years, Brady was the chiseled face of six New England states.

But the real Tom Brady has revealed himself in 2020, and he�s not the guy we thought he was.

Brady has made his choices this year, and they read as a short-cut manifesto: Individual glory over dynastic team loyalty. A dream team over a hard-work retool. Florida sun over New England character and passion.

This is not the pick-199 that rose above any and all obstacles in his way en route to six Lombardi trophies. This is a guy who has decided to take the easy way out.

And Brady�s now made it clear he�s not above taking shots at his old way of life, at the very fabric of the place that cultivated and nurtured his unprecedented 20-years of football success.

Sure, our weather stinks. We all know this. But in the words of the great Chris Rock, �Rich people can�t talk about poor people. That�s just mean. Like, �Look at these broke bastards! Perhaps we should raise the prices so we don�t have to see these people again! Is that a Hyundai? With cloth interior?� Yeah, man, you�ve got to watch what you say.�

Brady�s jab at our weather was more than just mean, it was a from-the-heart moment that revealed he�s glad to be gone, and that he doesn�t remember his time here very fondly. A week later, he hasn�t even bothered to craft a token apology for having his words taken out of context. No, Brady doesn�t care about us. Worse, he probably regrets us.

There is no other conclusion to draw from that unnecessary musket fired back at Patriots Nation. It was far more than a passing comment on the weather, it was a thumbing of the nose to any and all New England naysayers who have dared critique his departure without the undying and unconditional love and affection he feels he�s earned.

This comment came, by the way, during the same week TMZ reported on Brady�s purchase of a new multi-million dollar yacht �Viva a Vida,� Page Six reported that he�s purchased a $17 million dollar �tear-down� on �Billionaire Bunker� Island in Miami�s Biscayne Bay, and the Small Business Administration announced that Tom�s company TB12 had received $960,855 in a Paycheck Protection Program load from the federal government.

Boy, the pandemic has hit Brady hard.

Is this who Brady really is? A tone-deaf, bitter guy whose new life revolves around dining with new neighbors Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner while they giggle at avoiding state income tax? Stepping over the some 50% of small businesses lying in the street who applied for but were denied PPP assistance? A boastful buffoon who chews out his new teammates on the sideline week after week as they give the thousand-mile stare on the bench?

Call me crazy, I think the fans here wallowing in this Northeast - apparently unworthy for even Tom�s dead body - treated him pretty well over the years. If you consider worship and toe-licking good treatment, that is. Maybe Brady wanted more.

Yes, Brady is winning the 2020 football scoreboard vs. his old haunts, with Tompa Bay�s 8-5 and playoff-bound record dwarfing the Pats� 6-7 season of purgatory. That - and the reality that if Brady had stayed in Foxboro the Patriots record would be at least two-wins better - make every spiteful move Brady makes in paradise sting all the more.

Brady could have stayed and completed the race, tougher though the final few miles may have been. It would have been a real-life Hollywood script, a near-perfect run from obscurity to the penthouse, capped off with an arm-in-arm walk into the sunset of Brady�s twilight years alongside Robert Kraft, Bill Belichick and just about every man, woman and child from Millenocket to Middletown.

Instead, it�s devolved into a bizarre divorce with Brady in pewter taking jabs from the tropics.

Words matter, especially so from those considered family. So please, watch what you say as you �Viva a Vida,� Tom, from every Tom, Dick and Harry left here in the land of the miserable. Cheer up our blue Christmas and send us one of those new custom Brady license plates to remember you by. And every once in a while, maybe stop and think about those poor souls you�ve left behind and say something nice about your hard time spent back here in the graveyard.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 21:55

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

I don't want to live here either

# ? Dec 17, 2020 22:05

Guze: Oct 10, 2007; Regular Human Bartender

What an embarrassing thing to write.

:qq:

why football man no live in cold????? :qq:

# ? Dec 17, 2020 22:09

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

I like the snow. :unsmith:

But gently caress Tom Brady regardless.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 22:14

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Kalli posted:

I don't want to live here either

Same

(nice miata too)

# ? Dec 17, 2020 22:18

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

a neat cape posted:

No one should watch TNF tonight btw

Is Keenan playing?

# ? Dec 17, 2020 22:18

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Spoeank posted:

unleash the full power and might of the united states military on the six states comprising the area known as "new england" until it is a smoldering heap of ash and death

https://twitter.com/WEEI/status/1339528277468200960

I hate whoever wrote this article but I still hate tom brady more.

Quiet Feet posted:

I like the snow.

But gently caress Tom Brady regardless.

I also like the snow, but I live in a place that sees snow once every pandemic so I'm biased.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 22:20

Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
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Guze posted:

What an embarrassing thing to write.

why football man no live in cold?????

It's especially funny because it's so on-brand for a well-off New Englander to gently caress off to Florida.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 22:25

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

wandler20 posted:

Is Keenan playing?

It is a mystery

# ? Dec 17, 2020 22:32

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

really queer Christmas posted:

I hate whoever wrote this article but I still hate tom brady more.

I also like the snow, but I live in a place that sees snow once every pandemic so I'm biased.

I'm in Mass and get snow several times a year but get Tom Brady every loving day. On the other hand if Tom Brady were reduced to small flakes and distributed in a thin layer across several hundred miles of the earth I think I could get behind that.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 22:36

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

gently caress Tom Brady and if he'd rather live in Central Florida than a place where it might snow more than fine by me.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 22:48

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Imagine being so broken that a one-off diss of your beloved home region by someone you have zero personal connection to other than "used to play for my football team" makes you extremely mad

# ? Dec 17, 2020 23:05

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

either you get pisssed off or pissed on!

# ? Dec 17, 2020 23:24

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 23:25

Blind Pineapple: Oct 27, 2010; For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice; College Slice

The biggest fair-weather fan in New England over the last 20 years was... Tom Brady.

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 23:30

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Cold weather rocks. Not sweating rocks.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 23:40

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Hot Diggity! posted:

Cold weather rocks. Not sweating rocks.

Sometimes I think the term "Stockholm Syndrome" has more to do with weather than hostages

# ? Dec 17, 2020 23:49

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

fsif posted:

gently caress Tom Brady and if he'd rather live in Central Florida than a place where it might snow more than fine by me.

Did you read the article or no bc he lives on the ocean in Miami, in an insanely wealthy part of an already wealthy area called Biscayne Bay. Where other wealthy people from New York Connecticut and Boston all move after they can. And Miami isn�t central Florida. Neither is Tampa where he plays.

How are people whatsoever surprised by Tom Brady wanting to live in a warm climate? He�d probably pick cali if they didn�t have such high taxes

Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Dec 17, 2020

# ? Dec 17, 2020 23:52

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

If I didn't have so may ties to Pittsburgh, I'd maybe move somewhere where it doesn't get cold too

# ? Dec 17, 2020 23:59

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

I'm sad because its like -4C(26F) right now but we have no snow

# ? Dec 18, 2020 00:08

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Cold weather is all right but does get old in the coldest parts of winter.

Living in a place that has no dangerous insects or snakes rules though.

*remembers ehuds black widow experience*

# ? Dec 18, 2020 00:10

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

The cold is fine, it getting dark at 4 PM isn't

# ? Dec 18, 2020 00:12

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Agreed, but my naps have gotten real good.

# ? Dec 18, 2020 00:13

hughesta: Jun 12, 2012; i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

Illinoisan for all my life and I hate the snow, I'd gladly take Florida weather if it wasn't accompanied by the rest of Florida

# ? Dec 18, 2020 00:13

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Tom Brady open mouth kisses young boys and cheats at football. His preference in climate is probably not the big factor here.

# ? Dec 18, 2020 00:14

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Winter is the best.

Southern California Winter

# ? Dec 18, 2020 00:14

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

SKULL.GIF posted:

The cold is fine, it getting dark at 4 PM isn't

I like having more night. It is less time for people to gaze upon my form.

# ? Dec 18, 2020 00:15

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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I moved from New England to the PNW & IMO it's one of the best decisions of my life. It's still (relatively) cold in the winter but at least I don't have to deal with snow.

I remember back when I worked retail in MA my manager was surprised I was complaining about the cold & snow as I grew up in New England. "You should be used to this!" She said. "Yeah, I got used to it." I responded. "A boxer also gets used to being punched in the face, but they don't like the experience either."

# ? Dec 18, 2020 00:15

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Spoeank posted:

unleash the full power and might of the united states military on the six states comprising the area known as "new england" until it is a smoldering heap of ash and death

https://twitter.com/WEEI/status/1339528277468200960

...
�Let them fight.�
...
�gently caress Brady.�

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

tom brady is a piece of poo poo, i agree

# ? Dec 18, 2020 00:53

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