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Next NFL Mod?
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Big ol' titties on linemans 10 28.57%
Move every Team to London 5 14.29%
Big Head Mode 8 22.86%
Some Bullshit with skeletons 12 34.29%
Total: 35 votes
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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Carr's left nut has been ruptured

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
"The punt is not a bad play"

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Quiet Feet posted:

Wheel Aikman and Witten into a booth or storage container, slap headsets on 'em and just let them babble at each other. Slide a bowl of gruel under the door every so often.

Train a chatbot off the transcripts.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Vaders Jester posted:

Just got online, have I missed anything funny?

Carr broke his dick moderately jogging, Mariota came in throwing dimes

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Finger Prince posted:

Train a chatbot off the transcripts.

This is how demons get accidentally summoned.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Witten and Aikman could undergo a Face/Off procedure and I don't think even their wives could tell the difference.

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

Its Rinaldo posted:

Carr broke his dick moderately jogging, Mariota came in throwing dimes

Broken junk and pants making GBS threads. This season has everything.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
That punt sucked

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Xeljanz -- When you MUST sprint to be a Cone Bro

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Big Beef City posted:

Xeljanz -- When you MUST sprint to be a Cone Bro

Summon DK Metcalf Frown

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Gonna be extremely funny when Mariota finally proves he's better than Carr... now that he's not on the Titans anymore.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Sure, leave AJ Hill open.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
What zone was the safety covering?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Lol Raiders

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

HappyHippo posted:

That punt sucked
Turns out the punt was a bad play!

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
This game is loving great AND going quickly

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Lol that is all on that punter

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Its Rinaldo posted:

What zone was the safety covering?

The cut zone

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
19 seconds is enough time for Mariota to tie this, right?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Android Apocalypse posted:

19 seconds is enough time for Mariota to tie this, right?

Given Chargers special teams it's possible!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Signal.to Joe Buck was buffering there for a sec.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
fuckin' lame

try to score

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
BOOOOOOOOO

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Its Rinaldo posted:

Given Chargers special teams it's possible!

just line up in a punt formation and snap the ball as the Chargers run 17 men on the field.

Repeat until in FG range.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Cowards!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

just line up in a punt formation and snap the ball as the Chargers run 17 men on the field.

Repeat until in FG range.

Hey, they didn't always have too many players on the field, sometimes they only had like 9 or 10!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Wondered who had the rookie QB TD record overall since they had to say Herbert has the passing TD record.

I assume it's Cam with 35 total touchdowns his rookie season, 14 rushing.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I've been up since 4am & the oatmeal stout I had with my wings are making me sleepy. If I fall asleep just wake me up when the 3rd quarter starts.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Grittybeard posted:

Wondered who had the rookie QB TD record overall since they had to say Herbert has the passing TD record.

I assume it's Cam with 35 total touchdowns his rookie season, 14 rushing.

Baker with 28

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

death to raiders, allahu akbar

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Baker with 28

Overall he said

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Yeah I was thinking overall but I screwed up that Herbert has only tied the record as of now.

8 TDs in 10 quarters seems like a lot to catch Cam, but it's not completely out of the question.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
'By rule we can enforce both fouls' is hilarious.

Like he's so excited that he gets to.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Double secret foul

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


wait rod marinelli is the raiders' DC?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Hebert trying to push from behind like that would helo.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Jesus that hit :stare:

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

ON-FIELD MURDER :stare:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

What a lovely hit

He was out

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Holy poo poo. He got ruined

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