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Next NFL Mod?
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Big ol' titties on linemans 10 28.57%
Move every Team to London 5 14.29%
Big Head Mode 8 22.86%
Some Bullshit with skeletons 12 34.29%
Total: 35 votes
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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tua and Baker both eyin' Phil there :heysexy:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

I used to love those movies as a kid

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Can't believe FOX made Rivers look like a methhead

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Quiet Feet posted:

Tua and Baker both eyin' Phil there :heysexy:

Baker has medieval Jesus icon eyes

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:
"Who's capable of knocking off Kansas? I think the Colts are... well any team is really."

Insightful.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


"why is my neck all hosed up" - troy aikman

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Another dead bosa

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
There is something wrong with your neck, Troy.

Your mushed head is on top of it.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
End the quarter draw them offside play is only saved from being the worst play by the actual draw them offside play.

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Bosa dead, so what?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

R.D. Mangles posted:

why isn't justin jackson playing, who are these jabroni running backs

Ekeler is good when his hamstring isn’t torn

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Mariota should start over carr

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Comics Phil Rivers has seen some poo poo.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Otherwise he probably...otherwise he doesn't pick up and I'm not surprised he didn't."

What a perfect call. Thank you Troy.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Comics Phil Rivers has seen some poo poo.

Comic Rivers has never poo poo his pants during a game

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Aikman is approaching Terry Bradshaw levels of brain problems.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Grittybeard posted:

End the quarter draw them offside play is only saved from being the worst play by the actual draw them offside play.

the worst one is when aaron rodgers does it and it works and then you have to hear about how great aaron rodgers is at yelling for the next 25 minutes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

razorscooter posted:

"why is my neck all hosed up" - troy aikman

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

Aikman is approaching Terry Bradshaw levels of brain problems.

Aikman had like 10 concussions by the standards of 1990’s NFL. Terry was just... Terry.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Quiet Feet posted:

Aikman is approaching Terry Bradshaw levels of brain potatoes.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Aghalor just got sent a hospital ball

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Ouch

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Bob Socko posted:

Bosa dead, so what?

What is dead may never die.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Mariota taking hits oof

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Mariota with the hospital pass to Ahgalor that eagles fans love to see

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Not gonna lie I kinda wanna see how big that bruise is tomorrow morning

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Jahleel Addae with a questionable hit you say?!

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Man the Raiders are getting beat to loving hell

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Its Rinaldo posted:

Mariota taking hits oof

One step closer to The Nathan Peterman Experience next week when Mariota takes a kill shot on 2nd & 8 in the first quarter.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
hatgate continues

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


frank caliendo is still alive?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
How dare Gruden disrespect the long history of *checks notes* Las Vegas?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
One day he will retire or I will die and I will never have to hear Troy Aikman chuckle again. Either outcome is something to look forward to.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Petition to change racist Kansas City Chiefs name to the benign Kansas City Oakland Raiders.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Qwijib0 posted:

hatgate continues

Next week Gruden comes out with a Los Angeles Raiders hat and a 90’s Starter jacket like he’s in a rap video from 1991.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Frozen rope by Marcus

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Joe Buck just delivered the worst Gruden impression of all time. An impression so poor he tried to stop halfway through but instead stumbled through it, a miserable facsimile of a man which joy categorically eludes.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
https://youtu.be/whNOfvyPpaM

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

WOW! Northwestern at Ohio State?! Goddamn! I'm ALREADY at half-mast for THAT game for the ages!

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