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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

idgi

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HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

I have a 2-year-old golden retriever who has already broken two toes just from running around and being clumsy, so this makes me very uncomfortable.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

















BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



does the box contain Soma?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That soundgarden video was pretty great.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
I had totally forgotten that this was a valid method to handle old tellys and worked surprisingly often.
https://i.imgur.com/MblkiLY.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kennel posted:

I had totally forgotten that this was a valid method to handle old tellys and worked surprisingly often.
https://i.imgur.com/MblkiLY.mp4

LOL, forgot about this too, it did in fact work. I've caught myself slapping tablets to get them un hosed, and it does not work. I threw one against the wall once and it did not help.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Kennel posted:

I had totally forgotten that this was a valid method to handle old tellys and worked surprisingly often.

My grandfather referred to this as, “percussive maintenance”

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/bEpXxb1.gifv

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

PainterofCrap posted:

My grandfather referred to this as, “percussive maintenance”

That's my go to term, or if I'm feeling loquacious ("If" HAH!), Emergency Repair Procedure Number 1.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Street Fighter reboots getting weird.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


PainterofCrap posted:

My grandfather referred to this as, “percussive maintenance”

the 41st millennium is no exception





the term for the correct location to hit the cogitator is the 'ceremonial dent'



swearing works too:




sorry for being goon like i guess, but from my first warhammer 40k books i had wondered if the mysterious chants and benedictions to appease the machine spirits was as simple as hitting and cursing at the computers and it appears that is exactly the case

everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016
https://i.imgur.com/nyiX3rR.mp4

Sound required

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Che Delilas posted:

That's my go to term, or if I'm feeling loquacious ("If" HAH!), Emergency Repair Procedure Number 1.

Emergency Repair Procedure Number 2 rarely works, though, and smells real bad.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/ltP20eF.mp4

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Man, gently caress this person for trying to pass the whole traffic jam.

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

rydiafan posted:

Man, gently caress this person for trying to pass the whole traffic jam.

You got your wish, this person got hosed. Too bad they created a new traffic jam by doing this though.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



They have no choice but to stare forward at the pissed-off driver ahead of them the entire time they reverse and they assured that they would be the absolute last car line the way they were going.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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If they backwards far enough they'll be at the front of the line! :eng101:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Solice Kirsk posted:

If they backwards far enough they'll be at the front of the line! :eng101:



[after studying this post for hours] this goon is correct!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


I like to think that instead of someone who tried to skip the queue, it's someone who said gently caress it to waiting in the line but decided it's easier to back out than do a U-turn on that narrow road.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


The look on their face when they pass the camera says it all.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Highly :nws: but hilarious...

https://imgur.com/gallery/QnMbzTB

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/n4qoee9.mp4
Hypnosnek

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Echis carinatus is a venomous viper species found in parts of the Middle East and Central Asia, and especially the Indian subcontinent. It is the smallest member of the big four snakes that are responsible for causing the most snakebite cases and deaths

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


catodemon

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Is this the snake equivalent of a burnout?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

MrYenko posted:

Is this the snake equivalent of a burnout?

A burned out snake would look more like this

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/8OUWH8n.mp4

Sea Dog

https://i.imgur.com/lkog37s.mp4

Sea Monkeys

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010




Definitely turn on sound for this one.

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

im pooping! posted:


swearing works too:



The Litany of Percussive Maintenance that I learned in my youth is nothing but swearing.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/V06HIJu.mp4

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Release a million mosquitoes and it'll be like that frog won the lottery.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


:getin:

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Rude to record someone using a bidet

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I don't know if this is a failure of me as a human or not but I can imagine the thought process of "Oh gently caress. That's going to flood I should turn off the.....OK I'll wait...."

"oh my mom's photobook was on the floor I should....Alright, enjoy."

RoyKeen has a new favorite as of 04:42 on Dec 23, 2020

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The Ape of Naples posted:

I don't know if this is a failure of me as a human or not but I can imagine the thought process of "Oh gently caress. That's going to flood I should turn off the.....OK I'll wait...."

"oh my mom's photobook was on the floor I should....Alright, enjoy."

That looks a lot like the bottom of a downpipe. Water coming out of there is probably expected behaviour.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Inceltown posted:

That looks a lot like the bottom of a downpipe. Water coming out of there is probably expected behaviour.

Yeah, that floor looks like it's outside or a basement or something and this isn't an unusual scenario. Still. Give a bro some fantasy.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qlp362RAi41qg39ew_720.mp4#t=0.01

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Best Christmas episode / black spine edition

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