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chud rules wtf. dont watch chud if you cant appreciate art ...
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Dec 18, 2020 16:42
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Jenn from Fundie Fridays (an excellent channel btw) reviewed 12 terrible Christian movies to get into the holiday spirit (it's actually from last year but got copyright struck) part 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O7C2ft1jBM part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6QH4FxuzYg the amount of terrible facial hair on generic white dudes is off the chart
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Dec 18, 2020 16:46
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Bonaventure posted:can the internet please, please stop using the word chud to refer to anything but C.H.U.D. and C.H.U.D. II : Bud the CHUD [sic]? This only works if there's a more useful/catchy term to replace it.
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Dec 18, 2020 16:59
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SteelMentor posted:Watched Life and Adventures of Santa Claus last year as part of a xmas special stream and holy poo poo I was not prepared for just how off the wall it is. It's not good but it's the perfect kind of eccentrically weird to watch with friends, especially if they've not seen it before. Yeah, the book is just as off the wall, but you would expect nothing less from the oz dude. Ghostlight posted:Though unlike terror bombing that was the intended effect. From bin laden and co point of view, probably not. I think there point was hopes to scare the US off and poo poo.
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Dec 18, 2020 17:34
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Macaluso posted:Speaking of Santa, this video isn't new, it's two years old but it's still one of my favorite Christmas related youtube videos: If you'd like a more contemporary take (on a 26 year old movie) the Caravan of Garbage lads covered them recently. I never new the horror of the fake Santa from the second one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjdAtIbhNgs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZCvocYUjhc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wChByqddMko
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Dec 18, 2020 17:35
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Life and Adventures of Santa Claus is like if they mixed Christmas with Lord of the Rings.
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Dec 18, 2020 17:38
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Dapper_Swindler posted:From bin laden and co point of view, probably not. I think there point was hopes to scare the US off and poo poo. Bin Laden gang's goal was to provoke US into attacking Middle East, which would radicalize the Muslim community. Which they succeeded at.
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Dec 18, 2020 19:11
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https://twitter.com/Hbomberguy/status/1339921957983272961 LETS loving GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Dec 18, 2020 20:31
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Dapper_Swindler posted:From bin laden and co point of view, probably not. I think there point was hopes to scare the US off and poo poo. Ghostlight fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Dec 18, 2020 |
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Dec 18, 2020 20:58
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Ghostlight posted:It was explicitly to provoke the US into invading the Middle East so that al-Qaeda could use it to radicalise the population against the West with the long-term goal of involving the US in so many protracted conflicts that its economy would collapse, creating worldwide political instability. They were essentially accelerationists seeking to make things as bad as possible as quickly as possible so that people would agree with them. Well that, and he also hoped it would start a civil war in America based along racial lines.
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Dec 18, 2020 20:59
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Ghostlight posted:According to their strategy it was explicitly to provoke the US into invading the Middle East so that al-Qaeda could use it to radicalise the population against the West with the long-term goal of involving the US in so many protracted conflicts that its economy would collapse, creating worldwide political instability. They were essentially accelerationists seeking to make things as bad as possible as quickly as possible so that people would agree with them. That makes sense. Jamie Faith posted:https://twitter.com/Hbomberguy/status/1339921957983272961 Dope.
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Dec 18, 2020 21:10
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Bakeneko posted:Well personally I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt because I've been watching Folding Ideas practically since it started and there's no hint of a chuddy attitude in there. The opposite, in fact. He's spoken out against gamergate and 8chan and taken a lot of online abuse because of it, including having them spread rumors that he was a pedophile because he exposed their sharing of child porn. So when someone with an otherwise excellent track record makes a couple of ill-advised posts, I'm inclined to believe it was just a lapse in judgement and not a sign that he was a secret rear end in a top hat this whole time. I mean, it's perfectly possible and constantly demonstrated here of all places that even people who are capable of some level of self-awareness and insight can have blind spots, be unable to put aside personal feelings they have towards friends, or very everything from a perfectly ethical objectivebot viewpoint. I don't know what's going on and I don't think any of us would ever know. In these sorts of situations though, it's usually best to believe the victim unless some compelling evidence can be produced regarding why that's not the case. I'm not even really clear what's going on though, like this is a woman who accused someone in that circle of friends or adjacent circles of friends of sexually assaulting her? Or is this something else?
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Dec 18, 2020 21:49
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I don't remember which one it was but I saw a bit of a Santa Clause film where the plot was that a woman had to choose if they wanted to marry Tim Allen with the stakes being that Christmas would cease to exist if she refused and if she said yes Tim Allen would spontaneously gain the age and weight required to be santa right there in the church in front of everyone. I know the premise is 'lifelong indentured servitude but with christmas magic' but at least Tim Allen committed a murder, what did this woman do to deserve any of that?
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Dec 18, 2020 22:18
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Mr Phillby posted:I don't remember which one it was but I saw a bit of a Santa Clause film where the plot was that a woman had to choose if they wanted to marry Tim Allen with the stakes being that Christmas would cease to exist if she refused and if she said yes Tim Allen would spontaneously gain the age and weight required to be santa right there in the church in front of everyone. The santa clause is one of those titles that can be used as a joke title, along side electric bugaloo and the squeakquel. A consequence of making the joke is that everyone now hates you
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Dec 18, 2020 22:39
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Mr Phillby posted:I don't remember which one it was but I saw a bit of a Santa Clause film where the plot was that a woman had to choose if they wanted to marry Tim Allen with the stakes being that Christmas would cease to exist if she refused and if she said yes Tim Allen would spontaneously gain the age and weight required to be santa right there in the church in front of everyone. yeah. i love the idea that the loving Santa Clause clause is more twisted and hosed up than any thing that even Gaunter o'Dimm or the devil could come up with. also does she live forever like he does. i assume they outlive their kids or at least previous marriage kids. i feel like Santa is one of those things that suffers when movies/etc try to overexplain poo poo outside an origin. "its magic, no go the gently caress to sleep" Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Dec 18, 2020 |
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Dec 18, 2020 22:57
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The best Santa movie is the one where Spanish Santa fights Satan and he has children from all over the world making toys in his cloud sweatshop.
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Dec 18, 2020 23:03
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I saw part of the Santa Claus on a bar tv with the sound muted and every time I glanced back up at the tv I saw some Cronenberg-level body horror as something grotesque happened to Tim Allen's body.
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Dec 18, 2020 23:05
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BizarroAzrael posted:If you'd like a more contemporary take (on a 26 year old movie) the Caravan of Garbage lads covered them recently. I never new the horror of the fake Santa from the second one. never heard of these guys before but already sold on the dynamic of the hosts resulting in 'the most festive time of the year...and I don't mean tax season' being instantly sandbagged
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Dec 18, 2020 23:15
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Nuns with Guns posted:I mean, it's perfectly possible and constantly demonstrated here of all places that even people who are capable of some level of self-awareness and insight can have blind spots, be unable to put aside personal feelings they have towards friends, or very everything from a perfectly ethical objectivebot viewpoint. I don't know what's going on and I don't think any of us would ever know. In these sorts of situations though, it's usually best to believe the victim unless some compelling evidence can be produced regarding why that's not the case. I'm not even really clear what's going on though, like this is a woman who accused someone in that circle of friends or adjacent circles of friends of sexually assaulting her? Or is this something else? I agree, but I wasn’t talking about the original incident (because I also have no idea what was going on there), just about Dan and his posts.
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Dec 18, 2020 23:16
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BizarroAzrael posted:If you'd like a more contemporary take (on a 26 year old movie) the Caravan of Garbage lads covered them recently. I never new the horror of the fake Santa from the second one. Is that Tim Allen cosplaying as Vergil from Devil May Cry in that last one? 
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Dec 18, 2020 23:18
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Arcsquad12 posted:The best Santa movie is the one where Spanish Santa fights Satan and he has children from all over the world making toys in his cloud sweatshop. and all the kids have to perform little plays for him by national stereotype and he has some hosed up tongue machine.
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Dec 18, 2020 23:30
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Neo_Crimson posted:Is that Tim Allen cosplaying as Vergil from Devil May Cry in that last one? 
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Dec 19, 2020 00:01
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When Tim Allen killed Santa, did the original Mrs. Claus also die?
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Dec 19, 2020 00:04
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Ariong posted:When Tim Allen killed Santa, did the original Mrs. Claus also die? yeah, probably. she suddenly realized he dies, sheds a tear and than graphically melts in weird Gore fart. than the elves have to clean up the mess. because the Santa Claus clause really really hates women for some reason and while santa gets an obi won style clean death. she dont. Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Dec 19, 2020 |
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Dec 19, 2020 00:07
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It's clear the elves have no attachment to the previous Santa Clause so he may have been recent enough (or Santa Clauses are just dropping like flies and they're used to the revolving door of Santas) that there was no Mrs. Clause this time. It takes close to a decade before the Mrs. clause comes into effect.
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Dec 19, 2020 00:16
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Nuns with Guns posted:I'm not even really clear what's going on though, like this is a woman who accused someone in that circle of friends or adjacent circles of friends of sexually assaulting her? Or is this something else? I believe the accusation was that Dany Ordinary (who is Todd's co host in Todd in the Shadows' podcast "Song vs. Song" and was also in a ton of older Lindsay Ellis vids) kissed the person against their will at a party. They accused Todd of supporting Dany by having him in their podcast IIRC. Anyone feel free to correct me if I got anything wrong.
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Dec 19, 2020 00:16
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Garrand posted:It's clear the elves have no attachment to the previous Santa Clause so he may have been recent enough (or Santa Clauses are just dropping like flies and they're used to the revolving door of Santas) that there was no Mrs. Clause this time. It takes close to a decade before the Mrs. clause comes into effect. yeah, the 60s/70s/80s took down alot of santas.
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Dec 19, 2020 00:41
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80's cokehead Santa was a real pain in the rear end to work for but he could hit every house twice in one night so it evened out.
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Dec 19, 2020 00:44
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Flying Zamboni posted:80's cokehead Santa was a real pain in the rear end to work for but he could hit every house twice in one night so it evened out. the KGB and the CIA got like a couple apiece too. Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Dec 19, 2020 |
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Dec 19, 2020 01:04
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Jamie Faith posted:I believe the accusation was that Dany Ordinary (who is Todd's co host in Todd in the Shadows' podcast "Song vs. Song" and was also in a ton of older Lindsay Ellis vids) kissed the person against their will at a party. They accused Todd of supporting Dany by having him in their podcast IIRC. I don't loving know anything about the situation at all so shout at me if the dude was actualy a serial sex offender or whatever.
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Dec 19, 2020 01:42
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This post is kinda gross ngl. Assault is assault.
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Dec 19, 2020 02:08
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Hey Folks speaking of surprisingly good Christmas movies, does anyone know if someone has reviewed The 2006 "The Nativity Story"? You know, the one with Oscar Iassac as Joseph produced by Mormans. I was wondering because I was wondering if someone took it apart, either from a religious or film perspective.
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Dec 19, 2020 02:36
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New one from Philosophy Tube about labor and the concept of work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_X-812q_Jc
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Dec 19, 2020 03:06
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Dapper_Swindler posted:the KGB and the CIA got like a couple apiece too. The idea of being forced to become santa clause sounds like it could be a horror story. You slowly are becoming someone else. He sheds a tear as his last bit of control, but the rest of his face is ho ho hoing. Finally, there is no tim allen, there is only santa clause. The family he loved has no idea where he went after getting fat and going crazy, and will never see him again.
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Dec 19, 2020 03:50
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Jamie Faith posted:This post is kinda gross ngl. Assault is assault. Also like a ton of other creators posted in this thread are friends with and do colabs with Todd. I know Dan was lovely about it itt but like why aren't we on everyone elses case about this? I dunno sorry if I'm being lovely still. I don't know anything so I'll shutup about it forever now.
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Dec 19, 2020 05:50
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lobster22221 posted:The idea of being forced to become santa clause sounds like it could be a horror story. You slowly are becoming someone else. He sheds a tear as his last bit of control, but the rest of his face is ho ho hoing. Finally, there is no tim allen, there is only santa clause. The family he loved has no idea where he went after getting fat and going crazy, and will never see him again. so its sorta the story of cyberpunk 2077 but if it was santa, tim allen just walks around with Santa haunting him until he becomes santa
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Dec 19, 2020 06:13
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lobster22221 posted:The idea of being forced to become santa clause sounds like it could be a horror story. You slowly are becoming someone else. He sheds a tear as his last bit of control, but the rest of his face is ho ho hoing. Finally, there is no tim allen, there is only santa clause. The family he loved has no idea where he went after getting fat and going crazy, and will never see him again. The premise was a little different but, Sfdebris once wrote a horror story about someone being forced to be Santa. Could easily have been a great Twilight Zone episode.
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Dec 19, 2020 09:18
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volts5000 posted:New one from Philosophy Tube about labor and the concept of work. Is that Thought Slime I hear doing the VO? Always thought they moved in different circles.
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Dec 19, 2020 09:55
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We don’t talk about him much here, but James Rolfe just put out a year-end update video and mentions parenthetically that Mike Matei left the channel and won’t be appearing in any more videos. I haven’t watched anything cinemassacre has done for probably a year or more, but Mike was there from the beginning and I’m surprised to see him go with such little mention. It also seems like Rolfe just doesn’t have much enthusiasm for anything in this video, like he grew all the way up and just wants to be with his family and children now. It’s weird because he set the tone for so much of what youtube videos were for so long by being in the right place at the right time, but the form has evolved so far beyond what he did that it seems like maybe he’d be better served by quitting and doing something else. It makes me kind of sad to watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2AJOdoXoTM
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Dec 19, 2020 09:58
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:We don’t talk about him much here, but James Rolfe just put out a year-end update video and mentions parenthetically that Mike Matei left the channel and won’t be appearing in any more videos. I haven’t watched anything cinemassacre has done for probably a year or more, but Mike was there from the beginning and I’m surprised to see him go with such little mention. It also seems like Rolfe just doesn’t have much enthusiasm for anything in this video, like he grew all the way up and just wants to be with his family and children now. ...What? I mean he's not bouncing off the walls or anything (James' always been quite laid back and relaxed when he's doing videos like these), but he seems excited about all the different projects he's doing. Usually you can tell by the look in their eyes or body language if a person's not really into it (look at Spoony's later work for example), but James' showing none of that. But yeah, wild that Matei's leaving. Dude's been there since day 1, I think, and has worked on a lot of Cinemassacre stuff.
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Dec 19, 2020 11:41
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