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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Pocket Billiards posted:

Curlews and feral red foxes are the worst. One sounds like a crying baby and the other like a woman shrieking

The latter has been theorised to be the origin of banshees in Irish mythology

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Pocket Billiards posted:

Curlews and feral red foxes are the worst. One sounds like a crying baby and the other like a woman shrieking

One time me and my brother were exploring the ruins of a castle in extremely rural Wester Scotland - the place fell down after the last lord's son died young so the old lord just gave up. Anyway we were picking our way around this dank, decaying, sad place when a horrible shriek nearby sent us running like startled bunnies back to our parents. We didn't find out for a few years that what we heard was just a vixen, so we had a fun family ghost story for a while.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

As a kid in Colorado, living in a basement bedroom with a window well above my bed was fine until elk started showing up right outside and screaming high pitched vuvuzelas in the middle of the night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gBk04ajuxk

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





What a silly sound for a big animal :3:

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Pookah posted:

What a silly sound for a big animal :3:

I wish I could hear what an Irish elk sounded like.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

I wish I could hear what an Irish elk sounded like.

It sounds exactly the same as a regular elk except with whipped cream and whiskey

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

I wish I could hear what an Irish elk sounded like.

Basically the same, but with a long, mournful "baai' at the end.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I'm more of an elk sour man

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

I wish I could hear what an Irish elk sounded like.

Oh, hey, apparently the Irish elk wasn't closely related to either the North American elk (seen above, also called wapiti), or the European elk (which in North America is called moose, because of reasons)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Phy posted:

the European elk (which in North America is called moose, because of reasons)

TIL

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

One of those reasons is that we were already using the word Elk for something else (a species of giant fuckoff deer)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



among other things, colonizers are really bad at naming species

"this one is vaguely similar to one we have at home, lets call it the same [...] oh they have those too? too late, now there are two species for every name"

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Carthag Tuek posted:

among other things, colonizers are really bad at naming species

"this one is vaguely similar to one we have at home, lets call it the same [...] oh they have those too? too late, now there are two species for every name"

And the natives are like "we already have a name for it, you can just use that one" and we're like "no, no that's ok."

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

christmas boots posted:

And the natives are like "we already have a name for it, you can just use that one" and we're like "no, no that's ok."

hey they discovered it they should get to name it

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
At least "moose" comes from an Algonquin word

But yeah the whole thing stems from English colonizers remembering the word "elk", meaning roughly "a huge loving deer" but not having anyone along from Scandinavia or Russia to tell them, "actually, rosbif, that thing you're calling a moose is an elk, and the thing you're calling an elk is I don't know what, but it's a huge loving deer though"

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Opossum is a powhatan word iirc. Lol that that then went on to become possum and describe another similar animal in a third colonized land.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Opossum is a powhatan word iirc. Lol that that then went on to become possum and describe another similar animal in a third colonized land.

theyre even less similar than moose and elk!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



christmas boots posted:

One of those reasons is that we were already using the word Elk for something else (a species of giant fuckoff deer)

Yeah, I had to read up on it. I guess I'd never heard/noticed what was being referred to as elk in Europe, just assumed it was similar since elk and moose are pretty different here in my mind.

Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Opossum is a powhatan word iirc. Lol that that then went on to become possum and describe another similar animal in a third colonized land.

Woodchuck also comes from a native American word, proto-Algonquin I think.

Skunk too!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



one of my earliest memories is my dad giving me a bath in a kitchen sink in his dad's vacation house. i was maybe two or three years old; definitely grandpa sold that house before i turned four. oh i also remember dad reading rudyard kipling's repetition on the limpopo river water quality*

every day near that house, we could hea a woodchuck. in danishj, a woodchuck is a spætte ie "one who makes spots".

but also, there is another spætte, "one who has spots".

i forgot where i was going with this.. one thing i do know is that the so-called "spotty fish" are just plaice/flatfish so they wont go into the limpopo river and its fine to eat them with remoulade & citron




* in that house from a book that was by the window, thats why it came to mind

Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 04:34 on Dec 19, 2020

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Pocket Billiards posted:

Curlews and feral red foxes are the worst. One sounds like a crying baby and the other like a woman shrieking

Can wild animals be feral?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
When all the boats anchored in a harbour are pointing the same direction, it's because the tide pushes them all in the same direction, not because they were all "parked" facing the same way.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Carthag Tuek posted:

one of my earliest memories is my dad giving me a bath in a kitchen sink in his dad's vacation house. i was maybe two or three years old; definitely grandpa sold that house before i turned four. oh i also remember dad reading rudyard kipling's repetition on the limpopo river water quality*

every day near that house, we could hea a woodchuck. in danishj, a woodchuck is a spætte ie "one who makes spots".

but also, there is another spætte, "one who has spots".

i forgot where i was going with this.. one thing i do know is that the so-called "spotty fish" are just plaice/flatfish so they wont go into the limpopo river and its fine to eat them with remoulade & citron




* in that house from a book that was by the window, thats why it came to mind

Great, grey-green, greasy, all set about with fever trees.

This is apparently - TIL - an accurate description of the actual Limpopo, which rises in South Africa and drains into the Indian Ocean in Mozambique.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The number "8" is just the number "3" with the left half bitten out of it

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

EorayMel posted:

The number "8" is just the number "3" with the left half bitten out of it

This is one brain blast away from becoming a viral Facebook share explaining how the end of days are upon us

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



EorayMel posted:

The number "8" is just the number "3" with the left half bitten out of it

And the elites still want us to think that's a coincidence?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Dear god, the GBS "There are only ten numbers" thread is going to be destroyed when they hear this :gonk:

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Wait, when you bite things is it supposed to make there be more of the thing?

Have...have I been doing it wrong all this time?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



rydiafan posted:

Wait, when you bite things is it supposed to make there be more of the thing?

This goes deeper than any of us imagined

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



And what happens to the two extra bits? :tinfoil:

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

And what happens to the two extra bits? :tinfoil:

7 used them. Got a shave and haircut.

Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

Beachcomber posted:

Can wild animals be feral?

They can't, no. A feral animal is a domesticated one that lives wild.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ferrule posted:

7 used them. Got a shave and haircut.

This got a real life chuckle out of me. Well done!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Silver Falcon posted:

They can't, no. A feral animal is a domesticated one that lives wild.

Counter point. Your mother was never domesticated and she's feral.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Phy posted:

At least "moose" comes from an Algonquin word

But yeah the whole thing stems from English colonizers remembering the word "elk", meaning roughly "a huge loving deer" but not having anyone along from Scandinavia or Russia to tell them, "actually, rosbif, that thing you're calling a moose is an elk, and the thing you're calling an elk is I don't know what, but it's a huge loving deer though"

Yeah, moose/elk were extinct in Britain for a long time by then. The Brits knew that "Elk" meant big rear end deer because other parts of Europe had them still, but most of them had never seen one.

On top of that, many of the areas they landed don't have moose. North American Elk look like British deer but larger, so obviously that must be the Elk thing we keep hearing about!

In areas that have both elk and moose, they used different names but the Deer = Elk side must have argued better when it came time to square up all the names for stuff.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The balls we're all familiar only exist because of David Attenborough

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


EorayMel posted:

The number "8" is just the number "3" with the left half bitten out of it

Hmm and I always thought 7 ate 9

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
OK I am so confused now now which is which.

Bullwinkle is a moose in NA. Is he an elk in Europe?

Elk in US is big deer with an ascot and pointy head bones. Are those moose in Europe?

Is it different in the US, Europe AND the UK??

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Wasabi the J posted:

Bullwinkle is a moose in NA. Is he an elk in Europe?

I don’t know about how he was localised, but in general, members of his species would be ‘elk’, yes.

Wasabi the J posted:

Elk in US is big deer with an ascot and pointy head bones. Are those moose in Europe?

Those are never ‘moose’. They’re not native to Europe and they don’t come up much, but when they do, they’re ‘wapiti’.

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Wait, then what is the animal being talked about at the beginning of Holy Grail?

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