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My mom is getting her Covid vaccine today 
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Dec 18, 2020 19:30
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The Glumslinger posted:My mom is getting her Covid vaccine today Awesome. She's going to keep distancing, wear masks, and avoid gatherings for the next month, right!? Edit:making an assumption that it's Pfizer and that there will be a second dose available.
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Dec 18, 2020 19:39
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Blitter posted:Awesome. She's going to keep distancing, wear masks, and avoid gatherings for the next month, right!? Yup, she knows the drill. She wont be properly immune for until 2 weeks after her second shot, but its nice because she'll be able to reopen her practice by February
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Dec 18, 2020 19:42
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I just had a conference call with my team and my boss, and my boss alluded to the fact that 2021 is going to be worse than 2020 because "there's going to be a vaccine but it'll make you sicker than if you got COVID when you get it".  I had to correct him as soon as he was done and pleaded with everyone to get their loving shots and deal with the maybe couple of days of flulike symptoms because it'll still be way better than getting COVID.
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Dec 18, 2020 19:58
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Surprised it took this long: https://twitter.com/Emily_Baum/status/1339998093329137664
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Dec 18, 2020 20:05
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meanwhile in Wuhan https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1339568672801771521?s=21
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Dec 18, 2020 20:12
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those are cyberpunk screenshots you just got cyberpunked
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Dec 18, 2020 20:13
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24 hour update from Dose numero uno, shoulder is still real sore but my dick still works and Bill Gates hasn't messaged me at all, so far so good.
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Dec 18, 2020 20:14
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Fenarisk posted:24 hour update from Dose numero uno, shoulder is still real sore but my dick still works and Bill Gates hasn't messaged me at all, so far so good. What is your opinion regarding Office 365, open source software or Linux in general and have they changed during the last 48 hours? EDIT: Just shitpost if you are unable to provide a real answer.
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Dec 18, 2020 20:22
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Fenarisk posted:24 hour update from Dose numero uno, shoulder is still real sore but my dick still works and Bill Gates hasn't messaged me at all, so far so good.  It's probably stupid of me but seeing real people actually getting a vaccine gives me a glimmer of hope that the next year won't be as apocalyptically bad as this one.
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Dec 18, 2020 20:22
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Surprised it took this long: followed by stories telling us proles to get back to work, get that economic furnace burning fuckers, you’ll get your vaccine at some point maybe meanwhile, invest in funeral homes and crematoriums
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Dec 18, 2020 20:24
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Tagra posted:So... https://onemileatatime.com/passenger-coronavirus-dies-united-flight/ I assume he wasn't thinking at all, generally being deathly ill isn't great for your cognitive abilities. It's possible they had non-refundable tickets and felt they couldn't afford to throw those away and buy new tickets later. It's possible their health insurance has some sort of restrictions and he felt he couldn't afford a hospital stay outside his home state. It' could have been something more primal. Bad things are happening and I need to get home. No rationality at all, just a need to get back home where you feel safe and in control. That happens sometimes.
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Dec 18, 2020 20:35
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Are there any good websites with worldwide vaccine stats? How many countries have vaccines, what percentage have been vaccinated etc. Would be nice a uplifting alternative to the coronavirus stat sites to follow.
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Dec 18, 2020 20:38
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That's what the Alberta graph looked like a couple of weeks ago. They change the lingo from "flatten the curve" to "bend the curve" 
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Dec 18, 2020 20:48
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Surprised it took this long: 
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Dec 18, 2020 20:50
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https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1340015667114733569 https://twitter.com/christineniSF/status/1340024876455788544 https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1339996485564379137
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Dec 18, 2020 21:14
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Sucks to be those people. Meanwhile in Covid-free Victoria I'm glazing the gently caress out of a ham in the BBQ and about to head out to the park to catch up with my dad's extended family. We'll all get on the beers as a tribute to Dan Andrews, blessings and peace be upon him.
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Dec 18, 2020 21:27
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jesus christ those last two pages were a hell world ride
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Dec 18, 2020 21:35
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Found out my Mom has Covid the other day and last I heard she was going to a hospital. We're not really close and I haven't seen her in person for a couple years now but it still has that spooky "hit close to home" feeling. Stay safe, y'all.
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Dec 18, 2020 21:53
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Cugel the Clever posted:It's long past time the whole anti-snitching meme came with the giant caveat of "HEY, REPORTING SCUMBAGS ACTIVELY ENDANGERING OTHERS IS ACTUALLY COOL AND GOOD." It's insane. Calling the cops on drunk drivers saves lives why would this be any different?
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Dec 18, 2020 21:59
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I was talking to my Grandma and she said that her apartment complex and the attached nursing home are still at 0 cases.
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Dec 18, 2020 22:36
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Surprised it took this long: in case anyone wanted confirmation that this thing is actually safe
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Dec 18, 2020 22:39
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The usual suspects here in Canada are pissed that, "first nation's people are going to the front of the line". (their words) There was a reserve up north that had a +70% infection rate. 
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Dec 19, 2020 01:51
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PIZZA.BAT posted:in case anyone wanted confirmation that this thing is actually safe These are probably the same people who inject themselves full of colloidal silver though
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Guy Axlerod posted:I was talking to my Grandma and she said that her apartment complex and the attached nursing home are still at 0 cases. Zero tests too I’m betting?
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Dec 19, 2020 06:29
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explosivo posted:
No, your hope is not stupid. Odds are very good that next December will be better than this one
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Dec 19, 2020 07:37
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1340015667114733569 But isn't the American election over? I was promised that everyone would forget about coronavirus the day after our election
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Dec 19, 2020 07:39
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gay picnic defence posted:Meanwhile in Covid-free Victoria I'm glazing the gently caress out of a ham in the BBQ and about to head out to the park to catch up with my dad's extended family. We'll all get on the beers as a tribute to Dan Andrews, blessings and peace be upon him. Jealous as gently caress, drinking Phillips in the park sounds like a nice way to spend a Friday.
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Dec 19, 2020 07:43
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FourX or nothing, mate Edit: my wife was an honorary fourex angel so I’m also biased.
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Update: https://twitter.com/CarolineYLChen/status/1340046920631394310  quote:In a letter to Stanford leadership sent on Thursday, the chief resident council wrote, “While leadership is pointing to an error in an algorithm meant to ensure equity and justice, our understanding is this error was identified on Tuesday and a decision was made not to revise the vaccine allocation scheme before its release today.” The council asked for a timeline for vaccination of the residents and transparency regarding the algorithm. https://twitter.com/CarolineYLChen/status/1340058801421103105 https://twitter.com/francisdeng/status/1340095246181535748 LOL the wrote an algorithm to figure out the order for who should get the vaccine which placed high preference on location but didn't have locations listed for most of their covid doctors so they got shoved to the back of the line. They were aware of the problem before they started vaccinating people but chose not to fix it.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Update: If this sort of total clusterfuck is happening in regards to allocating the vaccine to frontline healthcare workers, you can know for certain us plebs won’t be getting it until 2022.
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Dec 19, 2020 09:23
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Can I have the vaccine of one of the chuds who refuses to get vaccinated? Knowing those clowns they'll probably make a big show out of getting the vaccine and then posting a video of them flushing it down the toilet. Just to prove a point.(The point is they are misinformed manchildren throwing a fit for attention)
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I really, truly, absolutely, do not think that rich people are actually going to do a lot of things to get vaccinated before anyone else, at least not anymore than be given access to it by their doctors they play golf with. They're so loving stupid and Trump-brained, just like the poor people who gobble his diarrhea, that they'll find a facebook group that says the vaccine is made from Soros's semen and it gives autism and immediately protest a walgreens. Like, don't forget that the biggest anti-vax crowd was (is?) rich white people, they basically started the movement. And those are for established vaccines that were developed years before and not 'big pharma' or 'the jews' or whatever these stupid assholes think.
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Dec 19, 2020 10:16
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lol, good one pfizer
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FlamingLiberal posted:It's probably not a fuckup based on these reports that some blue states received lower shipments than promised, which is almost exactly what happened in April/May with PPE KUSHNER!!! 
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Dec 19, 2020 10:22
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:LOL the wrote an algorithm to figure out the order for who should get the vaccine which placed high preference on location but didn't have locations listed for most of their covid doctors so they got shoved to the back of the line. They were aware of the problem before they started vaccinating people but chose not to fix it. Whenever you see someone say "we developed an algorithm" or "we used an algorithm", that is literally always code for "we are trying to obfuscate our decisions" unless they also publicly document the precise algorithm they used, and sometimes not even then. Just keep that in mind when you read anything involving "algorithms" in the news unless it's stuff like image compression and other hard CS problems.
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Dec 19, 2020 10:30
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Best case scenario: we ordered some rows in excel. Likely scenario: who bought an expensive thing and it's poo poo.
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We clicked run and somehow our names were at the top of the list. How could that possibly be wrong, do you know important we are? Reserved parking, baby!
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Antigravitas posted:Whenever you see someone say "we developed an algorithm" or "we used an algorithm", that is literally always code for "we are trying to obfuscate our decisions" unless they also publicly document the precise algorithm they used, and sometimes not even then. https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1340091749595815936 jokes posted:I really, truly, absolutely, do not think that rich people are actually going to do a lot of things to get vaccinated before anyone else, at least not anymore than be given access to it by their doctors they play golf with. They're so loving stupid and Trump-brained, just like the poor people who gobble his diarrhea, that they'll find a facebook group that says the vaccine is made from Soros's semen and it gives autism and immediately protest a walgreens. The really rich smart ones have already taken the vaccine https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1340005970362155009 Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Dec 19, 2020 |
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