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Crusader posted:https://twitter.com/verge/status/1340286032667930624?s=21 i'm looking forward to my new truck 
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Dec 20, 2020 00:12
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There is a small test fleet of driverless cabs in Shenzhen, China now as well. This different from previous tests because there are no backup drivers whatsoever. You summon the cab with your app and a completely empty vehicle pulls up. https://twitter.com/LionbridgeAI/status/1339454028649025539?s=20
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Dec 20, 2020 00:28
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Today I saw a Tesla pull into a McDonald's.
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Dec 20, 2020 00:55
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tesla drivers have kids too
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Dec 20, 2020 01:30
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DELETE CASCADE posted:tesla drivers are kids too ftfy
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Dec 20, 2020 01:34
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i will force the AI to watch me gratify myself in increasingly obscene ways until it is only capable of crying
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Dec 20, 2020 02:48
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Call Your Grandma posted:i will force the AI to watch me gratify myself in increasingly obscene ways until it is only capable of crying at least the ai won’t have terrifying PTSD, unlike facebook content moderators... wait can AI get PTSD?
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Dec 20, 2020 03:11
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DarkEuphoria posted:at least the ai won’t have terrifying PTSD, unlike facebook content moderators... Chatbots can develop it, so why not?
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Dec 20, 2020 04:24
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https://instagram.fybz1-1.fna.fbcdn...66c9e3fba995f16 https://instagram.fybz1-1.fna.fbcdn...29126c37ed15136 
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Dec 20, 2020 05:23
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DarkEuphoria posted:at least the ai won’t have terrifying PTSD, unlike facebook content moderators... humanity can inflict suffering on anything
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Dec 20, 2020 09:13
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Self driving corpse eating robots that serve as morgues imo
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Dec 20, 2020 10:49
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T-man posted:you know i feel like self driving trains would be a way better starting point for the tech rather than cars. maybe a self driving boat that can do trans atlantic trips What’s funny (not really funny) is that this tech already exists for trains and would have prevented at least two pretty serious accidents if Amtrak hadn’t decided against using it due to cost
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Dec 20, 2020 14:43
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The Stanford vaccine algorithm worked perfectly. It gave them a fig leaf to cover up what they were going to do anyway - getting the vaccine to administrators/executives and senior physicians while leaving their indentured servants, nurses and other disposable employees liable to exposure. You don't need an algorithm to figure out who gets the vaccine. My hospital managed it fine. You just ask one question - Is a physician, nurse or other employee such as radiology, respiratory therapy, housekeeping or transport working either in the Emergency Department or on a dedicated COVID unit? Well they are first in line for the vaccine. Maybe our administration got it too, I wouldn't be surprised, but if so doesn't seem at the expense of anyone actually at risk. Rhandhali has issued a correction as of 15:33 on Dec 20, 2020 |
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Dec 20, 2020 15:21
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Rhandhali posted:The Stanford vaccine algorithm worked perfectly. I mean, at this point I just assume that everyone knows algorithm is synonyms with alibi. Any time someone uses the word, all they mean is "we want to do a bad thing and not get blamed for it."
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Dec 20, 2020 16:16
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Algorithm did it, can’t get mad.
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Dec 20, 2020 16:19
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It is important to know the following is also an algorithm. 1. More for me 2. gently caress you
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Dec 20, 2020 17:28
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3 GOTO 1
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Dec 20, 2020 17:32
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Platystemon posted:3 GOTO 1 Yes, sir, 2 dollars. Please, there are others in line
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Dec 20, 2020 17:48
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Rhandhali posted:The Stanford vaccine algorithm worked perfectly. It gave them a fig leaf to cover up what they were going to do anyway - getting the vaccine to administrators/executives and senior physicians while leaving their indentured servants, nurses and other disposable employees liable to exposure. I have several friends who are physicians at different hospitals, and every one of them said upper management and department heads got it first. One of the hospitals also tried to push blame onto an "algorithm".
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Dec 20, 2020 17:55
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Penalty for questioning the algorithm is a paddling. edit: number of strokes to be determined fairly by the algorithm withak has issued a correction as of 18:10 on Dec 20, 2020 |
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Dec 20, 2020 18:02
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Kuala Lumpur is a really pretty city filled with interesting and awesome people and if you ever get the chance to go you should. I'll probably go there again if they ever let Americans in their borders (I don't blame them if they permanently restrict us tho)
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Dec 20, 2020 18:04
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algorithms are a force of nature and immutable, not a formula written by people we employ
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Dec 20, 2020 18:04
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def the_algorithm(bullshit): return bullshit
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Dec 20, 2020 21:18
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Brain Curry posted:algorithms are a force of nature and immutable, not a formula written by people we employ explaining algorithms to my starving workers like the network exec explaining the immutable laws of commerce to howard beale edit: THEY HAVE TAKEN TERABYTES OUT OF THIS COUNTRY AND NOW THEY ARE GOING TO PUT IT BACK
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Dec 20, 2020 21:34
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DO NOT FOLD SPINDLE OR MUTILATE ME
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Dec 20, 2020 22:40
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bobmarleysghost posted:https://instagram.fybz1-1.fna.fbcdn...66c9e3fba995f16 this owns though
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Dec 20, 2020 22:47
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christmas boots posted:this owns though wait, is that a real full length movie? i thought that poster was a photoshop
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Dec 21, 2020 00:30
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The Nastier Nate posted:wait, is that a real full length movie? i thought that poster was a photoshop It's only fifteen minutes, because the food is fast and the seduction, even faster.
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Dec 21, 2020 00:34
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Main Paineframe posted:always a good sign when the self-drivimg truck company has to explicitly assure people that the trucks are in fact capable of turning left
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Dec 21, 2020 00:41
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https://twitter.com/DylanLathrop/status/1340690817216729089
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Dec 21, 2020 00:54
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GWBBQ posted:Didn't UPS or FedEx save some enormous amount of money by eliminating left turns fro delivery routes? I think it's in response to that. that's the excuse, but left turns are also more difficult and dangerous, and I bet a self-drivimg car company is a LOT more concerned about reducing the difficulty of the route than they are about reducing fuel costs
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Dec 21, 2020 01:21
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Main Paineframe posted:that's the excuse, but left turns are also more difficult and dangerous, and I bet a self-drivimg car company is a LOT more concerned about reducing the difficulty of the route than they are about reducing fuel costs accidents are expensive so it's not really an excuse.
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Dec 21, 2020 02:05
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Call Your Grandma posted:i will force the AI to watch me gratify myself in increasingly obscene ways until it is only capable of crying
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Dec 21, 2020 04:24
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The Nastier Nate posted:wait, is that a real full length movie? i thought that poster was a photoshop Oh we have such sights to show you 
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Dec 21, 2020 04:26
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I see...so...I need to get my 9 year old on Hemingway stat, if she's to have any hope of ever comprehending the works of Mitt Romney...
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Dec 21, 2020 04:45
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i am harry posted:I see...so...I need to get my 9 year old on Hemingway stat, if she's to have any hope of ever comprehending the works of Mitt Romney... 
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Dec 21, 2020 04:48
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christmas boots posted:this owns though Nah it's the next evolution of the "Wendy from Wendy's has depression just like you!  " poo poo. Mildly funny in isolation, horrifying when you realize they're trying to replace independently created pop culture with corporate branded poo poo.
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Dec 21, 2020 12:51
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How quickly we forget Buger King competing with the happy meal by releasing the "IDGAF Meal" https://twitter.com/shrecknet/status/1124036190561284096?s=19
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Dec 21, 2020 14:12
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Kinda reminds me of nihilist Arby's
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Dec 21, 2020 14:19
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i am harry posted:I see...so...I need to get my 9 year old on Hemingway stat, if she's to have any hope of ever comprehending the works of Mitt Romney... You guys all know that reading level is just a measure of sentence complexity and vocabulary, not content - right?
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