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If a birb attacked me and then stupidly remained close enough for my slow arm to grab I'd probably crush it's throat. I have some issues.
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I am a big fan of the feral chicken population that lives on the Hawaiian islands. Coming from the Midwest where we mostly deal with squirrels or pigeons in the city, feral chickens were awesome. They were not at all aggressive either. They just poked around the periphery and picked up scraps. It’s also hilarious to see a chicken sprinting along a white sand beach in Honolulu for some reason. Probably because all the chickens I see in Wisconsin are fenced off
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By popular demand posted:Geese are terrific in a sandwich or with some sauerkraut. You've never had mine, baby
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No one thinks that geese are unstoppable murder machines. What they are is extremely territorial and common in many urban environments.
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OwlFancier posted:A bird shat on my head in keswick once and I have never forgiven them, I swear vendetta against all of birdkind to this day. All shall perish and be consumed. Name checks out
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OwlFancier posted:It happened about five years ago so you be the loving judge. You go and gently caress up those birds, then. Avenge me!
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OwlFancier posted:A bird shat on my head in keswick once and I have never forgiven them, I swear vendetta against all of birdkind to this day. All shall perish and be consumed. Username does not check out.
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Owls eat plenty of other birds so they can be left to the end.
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Teleologically speaking, owls are not birds, they are cats.
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Birds are generally pretty clear about what is pissing them off and the problem is usually dumb humans not paying attention to them when they are telling them to gently caress all the way off. I have lived with a parrot for 20+ years and life got a lot less bitey when we all learned to read her " I'ma bite you if you don't stop being a bitch" signs
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Pookah posted:Birds are generally pretty clear about what is pissing them off and the problem is usually dumb humans not paying attention to them when they are telling them to gently caress all the way off. I have lived with a parrot for 20+ years and life got a lot less bitey when we all learned to read her " I'ma bite you if you don't stop being a bitch" signs Yeah the time I fought the goose was when I tried to no sell it's defensive dance with the head down etc. I thought "appear to pose no threat" meant ignoring it and continued to walk on a path that did indeed veer away from it. It got louder and hissier and I just thought if I didn't give it the reaction it wanted it would back down. Nope.
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I was assaulted by a crow who divebombed me when my head was turned, only some time later I figured out it was triggered by me staring at it with sunglasses on. Birds see "large eyes" as a challenge.
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By popular demand posted:Geese are terrific in a sandwich or with some sauerkraut. Minds are empty, heads are hollow you might find out the truth is hard to swallow can't believe I missed this reference. Gonna have to turn in my rivethead card.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm4TcPsDtRE
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Oh gently caress yeah I loved The Saboteur!
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Oh hell yes! 
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I would like to know more, please.
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Samovar posted:I would like to know more, please. https://timeline.com/milwaukee-long-hot-summer-252057567975
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Bored of feeding the ducks down at the park? Time to take it up a level! https://i.imgur.com/B1OGpTL.mp4
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Hand feeding a wild snake......
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Hand feeding a wild snake...... The fact that he taped up his pants in advance suggests this isn't the first time something like this has happened to him. Can anyone ID the snake species?
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The way that snake goes crazy fast and hard at the fish really makes me cringe when I think of what would happen when it gets to the top of your pant legs
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Dienes posted:The fact that he taped up his pants in advance suggests this isn't the first time something like this has happened to him. Mississippi Green Water Snake, and he's right about them being non-venomous. E: Whoops, it's the Florida varietal, not Mississippi-- darker and without yellow belly banding. Pissed Ape Sexist has a new favorite as of 16:26 on Dec 21, 2020 |
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Dec 21, 2020 16:21
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elderly hank hill feeds a wild snake is badass and blessed
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Hackers film 1995 posted:elderly hank hill feeds a wild snake is badass and blessed It is definitely both of those things and it is also terrifying
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Well, that's clever.
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It is clever, but it\s probably not the first time he's had to do that! Also, that poor first driver will be picking sand out of his teeth for a year!
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Teach posted:It is clever, but it\s probably not the first time he's had to do that! And his eyes, too, probably.
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Bored As gently caress posted:And his eyes, too, probably. I went quad biking on dunes like that a few years ago, and my bath was full of sand for days.    poo poo, right - bad rear end pics? 
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Teach posted:
The fact that's pre-digital era camera work is even more impressive. Getting the correct exposure on an eclipse with the concorde still visible is amazing... unless it's an old school double exposure type deal, which, come to think of it, the underside of the plane wouldnt be lit up like that at ALL in the middle of a full eclipse so yeah, i'm thinking double exposure. But still cool.
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dpack_1 posted:The fact that's pre-digital era camera work is even more impressive. At the altitude the Concorde cruised the atmosphere scatters light back on to the aircraft, so it's not unreasonable to have that lighting. The picture was taken from Boeing's NC-135 and if they were going to edit the picture, I'd expect they'd edit out the reflection and distortion from the window it was taken through.
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I'm going to assume that's from when the concorde chased the eclipse for like 15 min or something and the plane had been modified with science equipment to capture a bunch of data.
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It’s come up in the space thread. It’s a composite. quote:I commissioned and co-designed the painting by Don Connolly of Concorde 001 at the 1973 eclipse. 
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Safe to take a photo but not to save me some goddamn time in 2004 when i wanted to save some time very much i wish they would retire all planes
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I'm happy that me posting that Concord picture has prompted all this discussion - thanks for posting!
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Stolen from the blessed picture thread Look at her face and tell me she is not a badarse.
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