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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Rogue One and TLJ are the only films in the series that get the Wars part of Star Wars right. If you're watching Star Wars to see prince/princess/space bear soap operas, you won't like them.

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collocation
Jun 17, 2018

I too hate Star Wars. Star Trek too.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Rogue One is like if Yoshiyuki Tomino did a Star Wars movie, and I appreciate it for that.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Jedis on Social Media is my favourite thread.

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

Rogue One is like watching somebody else play Battlefront but it's not worse than whatever the last one was called

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Red Letter Media's "IT BROKE NEW GROUND" rant summed up exactly why I didn't care for Rogue One as much as everyone else did.

To borrow from Karma Tornado, it felt like I was watching someone making a movie about their Star Wars RPG group stealing the Death Star plans.

It might make me a bit "get off my lawn" but I prefer the magic of the original trilogy, before CGI and every lore question needing an answer.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
do you remember when they went to the casino planet and released the man-faced horses while ignoring the slave children

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Seth Rollins posted:

do you remember when they went to the casino planet and released the man-faced horses while ignoring the slave children

Was that on Dark?

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
My Star Wars hot take is that Attack of the Clones is way worse of a movie than The Phantom Menace was (which was the first Star Wars movie I saw in theaters!), because Teen Anakin is such a creep and it just kind of ends unsatisfyingly.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

space balls

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Was that on Dark?

They're talking about AEW signing Miro and leaving Lana behind in WWE

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Kaveman posted:

I think the ending sequence of Rogue One has made people forget how boring the lead up to it was.

I fell asleep for the first half of the movie so I only saw the ending sequence which means it was great movie

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

Is there a lucha Mando wrestler yet? Seems like the kind of mask/gimmick that would take off on the indies.

Rogue One good, TLJ was fine.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



The Force Awakens and Rise of Skywalker are the two worst Star Wars films.


https://twitter.com/TheKipSabian/status/1340834254519939072?s=20

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

No this is the worst Star Wars film

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

another one grinchpilled, its a drat shame

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

By all rights I should hate Grinch Penelope and I'm mad that I don't.

CombineThresher fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Dec 21, 2020

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Rarity posted:

No this is the worst Star Wars film

It’s the worst Yoda I’ve ever seen

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Here's the actual official Star Warts rankings:

1. OT
2. Mandalorian

Everything else can go pound sand. Thanks for listening! :tipshat:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Here's the actual official Star Warts rankings:

1. OT
2. Mandalorian

Everything else can go pound sand. Thanks for listening! :tipshat:

I can accept this

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

https://twitter.com/thisbrodielee/status/1314031932548820992?s=21

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Shame to hear we're not doing better this morning.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Any list that doesn't have RoS at the very bottom, below the Xmas special, is wrong. loving terrible film.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

JOHN CENA posted:

i have no idea how the most recent trilogy wasnt mapped out ahead of time

Is Kathleen Kennedy the Vince McMahon of Lucasfilm? Throwing out the plotted storylines and firing directors with no rhyme or reason, slowly eroding an audience of hardcores

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

NienNunb posted:

Shame to hear we're not doing better this morning.

Your posts whining about thread content are always worse than the thread content you're whining about

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I don't remember what it was called, but the last Star War I saw had the 2 minority characters relegated to a subplot that got ignored/invalidated by the rest of the movie. That sucked.

Also it was boring and they're all boring so I stopped watching them.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

all the star wars movies are bad at best.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008



1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Last Jedi
3. A New Hope
4. Mandalorian
5. Rogue One
6. Return of the Jedi
7. Revenge of the Sith
8. Clone Wars
9. Rebels
10. Attack of the Clones
11. The Force Awakens
12. Solo
13. The Rise of Skywalker
14. Resistance
15. The Phantom Menace

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

rank the airports

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Rarity posted:

Your posts whining about thread content are always worse than the thread content you're whining about

Nah star wars chat fuckin blows

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Did a new Star War occur?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Cavauro posted:

rank the airports

1. That one with all the weird Illuminati murals

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Rarity posted:

Your posts whining about thread content are always worse than the thread content you're whining about

No my posts are good, hth

https://twitter.com/jonmoxieys/status/1341073412828114949?s=21

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Cavauro posted:

rank the airports

I saw Snitsky at Newark Airport when i was 12 he was wearing a dress shirt/slacks and the tiniest tie I've ever seen.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
That wasn't his fault.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Tato posted:

Is Kathleen Kennedy the Vince McMahon of Lucasfilm? Throwing out the plotted storylines and firing directors with no rhyme or reason, slowly eroding an audience of hardcores

:chanpop:

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Vince MechMahon posted:

1. That one with all the weird Illuminati murals

That's Denver, it also has a big blue anatomically correct horse statue that fell over and crushed its maker.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

I hate to sound like my fellow kids, but friendship goals.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Did a new Star War occur?

Yes

Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Dec 21, 2020

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OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Where does Starrcade 86 rank?

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