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i like the part when nathen is green screened into his own restaurant lol
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lmao at #LMFMDLM
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whydirt posted:lmao at #LMFMDLM That's my favourite industrial band
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Dec 21, 2020 21:05
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Tweet gone  Any screengrab?
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Dec 21, 2020 21:42
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That’s weird. If I pull it up thru a discord I post in I can still see it. You’re missing a very catchy theme song. 
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The Tweet being gone instantly makes me laugh to envision him scheduling it in TweetDeck in like August and forgetting to delete it once he gave up on the concept (though that would suggest a level of forethought outside his normal parameters)
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Lt. Cock posted:That’s weird. If I pull it up thru a discord I post in I can still see it.
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^ He probably bribed the big cutie with that four star-restaurant-priced lasagna. Because that's the opposite of what actually goes down with Garfield.Lt. Cock posted:That’s weird. If I pull it up thru a discord I post in I can still see it. Thanks! I'll presume the song was the most functional thing he's ever been involved with.
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I forgot he had an actual cat! I hope he takes better care of it than he does of his businesses. Same goes for the inevitable Great Dane.
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Dec 22, 2020 00:22
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The cat’s name is Garfield Mazri.
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Dec 22, 2020 01:14
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Nathen has definitely tried to gently caress the cat.
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Dec 22, 2020 01:25
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Nathen has definitely tried to gently caress the cat. Let's be fair, he may be a failson but... he hosed that cat.
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Dec 22, 2020 03:07
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drat. I saw the video on Instagram earlier and it's gone from there too. That theme song was absolutely ridiculous. It sounded like a very low budget 90s sitcom theme. I was planning on ripping it from the video once I got home for posterity. Too slow.
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Dec 22, 2020 03:45
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https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1340891918230839296/pu/vid/720x406/-3EzW3_8llVy2uha.mp4?tag=10 It's still cached
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The colors are so off and muted that his suit looks closer to being brown than orange.
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Pretty good posted:https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1340891918230839296/pu/vid/720x406/-3EzW3_8llVy2uha.mp4?tag=10 It's still cached Am I crazy or is the sound really offset from the video when he's talking? Also that doesn't really look like a real pocket square, it looks like it's a paper napkin.
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Dec 22, 2020 05:15
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Seriously, stop being so mean to Mazri. He's done nothing to harm anybody. At worst he's naive at the most extreme ends of charity he's cynical. Better Nathan Mazri than Martin Shkreli.
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Dec 22, 2020 06:01
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Catty bitches lusting for Garfield Pizzas, all of you or else this thread would be EMPTY!
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Oolb posted:Seriously, stop being so mean to Mazri. He's done nothing to harm anybody. At worst he's naive at the most extreme ends of charity he's cynical. Better Nathan Mazri than Martin Shkreli. did you miss the covid trutherism or
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wealthy fail sons: totally good, and chill *kicks Odie into a garfacinno*
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There's no reason to assume he's raping house pets, but to be honest he's basically a tiny little Donald Trump type: can't blame himself for anything, thinks purely in self-aggrandizing nonsense despite basically being an idiot that can't construct a coherent sentence, lives in a bubble constructed out of family money and is convinced that any benefits that his bubble confers that he can recognize are just evidence that he's earned his brilliant way to the top, etc etc. Mazri is funny since he's chosen to focus on the unspeakably pathetic world of cartoon-licensed fast food instead of anything that can really affect our lives, but he's absolutely cut from the same reprehensible, narcissistic cloth and I wish him the worst simply so that he can stay down at levels where he has minimal effect on anyone. I refuse to feel bad for that, not least because the "worst" for the child of billionaires is more comfortable than nearly anyone posting here will ever be.
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Akratic Method posted:There's no reason to assume he's raping house pets, but to be honest he's basically a tiny little Donald Trump type: can't blame himself for anything, thinks purely in self-aggrandizing nonsense despite basically being an idiot that can't construct a coherent sentence, lives in a bubble constructed out of family money and is convinced that any benefits that his bubble confers that he can recognize are just evidence that he's earned his brilliant way to the top, etc etc. Yeah, this. "Nathen hosed his pet cat" is kind of edge-lordy and dumb but everything else, and on behalf of every person who risked everything they had to start a restaurant with actual good food and actual good ideas and still failed, Nathen deserves to be laughed at.
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Pretty good posted:https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1340891918230839296/pu/vid/720x406/-3EzW3_8llVy2uha.mp4?tag=10 It's still cached life is short, eat now? lol
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necroid posted:life is short, eat now? lol Why does his face in motion look like this? I never seen him speak until now but it is Jim Carrey-esque. It's bizarre.
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Akratic Method posted:There's no reason to assume he's raping house pets, but to be honest he's basically a tiny little Donald Trump type: can't blame himself for anything, thinks purely in self-aggrandizing nonsense despite basically being an idiot that can't construct a coherent sentence, lives in a bubble constructed out of family money and is convinced that any benefits that his bubble confers that he can recognize are just evidence that he's earned his brilliant way to the top, etc etc. Yeah, the best you can say about Nathen is that instead of trying to build up his unearned family wealth by becoming the absentee owner of a turnkey misery factory, he decided to waste it all on increasingly hare-brained schemes. But that wasn't a conscious decision.
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Nathen is tracking a similar career path to Donny. Like these businesses are less about the business itself and more a means to signal boost a cult of personality around himself. He has so many safety nets that he’s realistically beyond any of this having risk. It’s interesting to think that massive intergenerational wealth can allow a person to go beyond parody. Its surreal and fascinating. Nathen will absolutely run for some sort of political office one day and/or actually manage to form a cult with himself as a figurehead. Edit: Thanks for finding that video.
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Lt. Cock posted:It looks like Nathen is doing a reality show, presumably self produced, based around GarfieldEats. I have no idea what platform he plans to release on, but I’m sure I will have never heard of it before. im sure he has plans to launch it on quibi
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Lt. Cock posted:Nathen will absolutely run for some sort of political office one day and/or actually manage to form a cult with himself as a figurehead. I'm tempted to say he'd only get one vote, but it's possible he could get elected on an anti-landmonster platform. Re any cult of personality, I think not, except for cults like this thread. Nathen's main talents are enthusiastically selling himself and his strange choices of licensed cartoon-character-based eateries and foods. He lacks the spiritual incisiveness and vision to be a religious guru. And he lacks sufficient English language communication skills to become a self development lecturer of the "Believe in yourself, buy my videos, CDs and books and you will make it BIG!" field. Edit: Lt. Cock posted:It looks like Nathen is doing a reality show, presumably self produced, based around GarfieldEats. I have no idea what platform he plans to release on, but I’m sure I will have never heard of it before. OK, could Nathen become an internet cult figure? A resounding Yes! As in this thread but on social media as well as this dead gay forum. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Dec 22, 2020 |
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Quoting myself, for reasons:BigBadSteve posted:Unofficial video for Scooby Eats. After playing this a few times I looked up "Scooby snacks" tonight to see what the kiddies are into these days / were into when the song came out. The term has a few meanings, all of course drug-related: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scooby snacks I'm seriously hoping that ScoobyEATS will sell Scooby Snacks of some sort. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Dec 22, 2020 |
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Pretty good posted:https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1340891918230839296/pu/vid/720x406/-3EzW3_8llVy2uha.mp4?tag=10 It's still cached LOL Starring Nathen Mazri... and these losers whose last names we won't bore you with.
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What the gently caress
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Frank Frank posted:What the gently caress https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/shane-dawson-cat-sexual-abuse-controversy-i-didnt-gently caress-my-cat-i-didnt-cum-on-my-cat
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Robo Reagan posted:im sure he has plans to launch it on quibi gently caress, I forgot until you said this but didn't he actually announce/tease something on quibi? I think you're probably right and this was that. Maybe he already made it before the service collapsed and briefly considered saying gently caress it, put it out on youtube or whatever.
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So wasn't it like a page ago people were saying "it's an edgelord thing to joke about him doing sex stuff with his cat"?
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The only "edgelord" thing is daring to eat any other lasagna when you have BIG COW LASAGNA readily available for delivery with farm fresh ingredients. Best lasagna on earth brought to your door for cheap and you're talking about making your own or going to an Italian restaurant like some rebellious, 90s Hot Topic teen. Grow the gently caress up. I've been to the best, highest rated Michelin-star rated restaurants on Earth and not a single one of them served the food with a comic strip or the ability to fold the dish into a dirty tissue box.
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Tato posted:when you have BIG COW LASAGNA readily available for delivery with farm fresh ingredients.  but I don't have it available for delivery. I.... (sob) I'm not in Ontario!!!!! 
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pseudanonymous posted:So wasn't it like a page ago people were saying "it's an edgelord thing to joke about him doing sex stuff with his cat"? Pssst that Tweet wasn't real. He never said anything about his cat one way or another other than he got one and named it Garfield.
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:Pssst that Tweet wasn't real. He never said anything about his cat one way or another other than he got one and named it Garfield. It doesn't look shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
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