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Oh yes that definitely helps, I mean, I'm into weird poo poo all over the place and have kept all kinds of worms and insects and spiders and whatnot, but there was a time where I didn't really love spiders either, until I figured that they create houses out of their asses and that was just too amazing to ignore, so I learned to accept them up to a point where I started to love them and wanted to get one. Obviously Toci having this kind of orb as a butt has nothing to do with my decision to get her specifically, except, of course, it's a perfect butt and she creates houses with it
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I said this before but I will never forgive peter jackson to give that spider in lord of the rings 3 a poison stinger on its rear end, it's a disgrace to see a perfect spider butt desecrated like that
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I think I agitated my spider friend today while cleaning up my apartment, fortunately I noticed they were among the wires and such I was cleaning before I crushed them or anything. They're a tiny little thing but sometimes I run into them and hope they are doing well and staying warm. Not sure how many insects there are to catch in my place now, but I hope there are a few for them!
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Kief Richards posted:My dad sent me a YouTube video about the origins of He-Man and my dad is adorable By the power of Grayskull! |
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Glutes Are Great posted:
 she's beautifulsaw one of her Australian cousins catch a bee today that wandered into a trapline, dangerous but think she'll eat well of it! also got cute little grey geckos everywhere at the moment - think they've just hatched recently
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Barking Gecko posted:By the power of Grayskull! He's literally going to mail me my Skeletor and the green tiger from when I was a kid and I've never been so excited to get a toy in the mail. |
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Hand you ever had a bread so good and so full of cheese and butter you needed to just lay on your office floor and tell your boss that you've been defeated by flavor???? I have. It's that good portuguese bread but it's baked full of salted butter and string cheese and I love it very much and I'm probably going to die of dairy. |
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I just want to post with my postin' pals and instead I am forced to work. What is this nonsense!??1! *grumblemutterstupidgol'danged*
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hello i got the new forbidden fruit thing p good |
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Kief Richards posted:The stolen ham is traditional and not optional. Oh, I've got a ham caper planned. Completely unrelated question, what is the exact weight of the ham resting on the pressure-sensitive alarm plate in your ham vault? Just curious.
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aldantefax posted:hello Post it!!!! Jolo posted:Oh, I've got a ham caper planned. Completely unrelated question, what is the exact weight of the ham resting on the pressure-sensitive alarm plate in your ham vault? Just curious. Why it's exactly 21.785--hey, wait a second. |
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xcheopis posted:I just want to post with my postin' pals and instead I am forced to work. What is this nonsense!??1! *grumblemutterstupidgol'danged* same 
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Jolo posted:Oh, I've got a ham caper planned. Completely unrelated question, what is the exact weight of the ham resting on the pressure-sensitive alarm plate in your ham vault? Just curious. sounds like a real... *puts on sunglasses* hamjob
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alnilam posted:sounds like a real... *puts on sunglasses* hamjob |
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alnilam posted:sounds like a real... *puts on sunglasses* hamjob 
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. . . so would this be a bad time to mention that I have time off with pay until 4 January? I'm just drinking a cup of  and chillin in the yob.
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Tanuki is featured on the cover of the YOSPOS catte thread 2021 cat calendar and I am so proud and happy!
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my opinion: smooching is pretty good. thoughts? thots?
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biosterous posted:my opinion: smooching is pretty good. thoughts? Just say NO to smooching
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biosterous posted:my opinion: smooching is pretty good. thoughts? love the smooch, big fan
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First they smooch ya, then hook ya on cheap hooch
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Once I smooched so much that my lips hurt the next day. The ol' smoocher's cramp. |
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biosterous posted:my opinion: smooching is pretty good. thoughts? Smooching is good as long as you're winning. If the other person is using more lips or tongue then you've gotta step it up and possibly even literally step into the smooch for more impact. |
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I'm gonna smooch a rotisserie chicken right on the neck hole. For practice. |
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Has anyone heard of the Aussie pop rock band DMA's? This is nothing I would choose to listen to but I'm finding them really very good at the moment. I guess they're really popular? |
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i made pasta for lunch and there was so much butter and cheese in it that I'm gonna have to take a nap
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big fan of the smoocheroos
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It's Midwinter Day day, the day that Bernadette Mayer set her book Midwinter Day in 1982. It's probably my favorite book of all time and on this day a lot of poets like to read it, share recordings, or do marathon readings. I think even people who don't read a ton of poetry will like it too and so every year I try to share pdfs of it or favorite parts or this and that. So this year I'm letting BYOB know. It's Midwinter Day day everybody, one of the goodest mungos of the year.
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hello byob i just drove a bunch of hours and now i'm home. gonna read around 300 posts in this thread and then report back.
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i always worry that i smooch weird and others are too polite to say |
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butts education crime guest rooms smoking beautiful birbs hikes coffee baking hello's lovely spider big kissys lots of good posts, glad to have caught up
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Heather Papps posted:butts political science has been solved |
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Royal Updog posted:i always worry that i smooch weird and others are too polite to say i think a weird smooch produces an uncontrollable reaction of confusion/disgust, and unless you're seeing these signs you are good. also, if smooches sessions repeat that's another reason to think you don't know what to do with your lower jaw and have pointy teeth and your tongue is like REALLY big, maybe?
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