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Sulman posted:He's been disciplined. What's the problem? Teams are not exactly eager to be in F1 at the moment, you have to accept some commercial realities. You realise that even in the worst thread this is a really lovely take, right? E: sorry, worst off season thread
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Theophany posted:You realise that even in the worst thread this is a really lovely take, right? I seriously doubt it
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If we must have another mediocre pay driver this guy should at least be good for some drama. Rather that than another Lance Stroll. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sulman posted:I seriously doubt it It's probably the dumbest thing I've ever read in this thread, and I've read all my own posts
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Eb posted:If we must have another mediocre pay driver this guy should at least be good for some drama. Rather that than another Lance Stroll. What's it like to be such a broken person that you can only view this through the lens of how entertaining it might be for you?
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Dec 23, 2020 18:14
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 Mazepin is a loving problem and should not have a drive for 2021. I think you will find the majority of this thread will agree with that statement, and that Haas is in the wrong for what they are doing. I really don't like handing out probations, but I will as well as let people dunk on you all for having lovely opinions about a driver that should absolutely not have a spot on the grid. loving hell.
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Dec 23, 2020 18:28
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Something awful indeed
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Sulman posted:He's been disciplined. What's the problem? Teams are not exactly eager to be in F1 at the moment, you have to accept some commercial realities. once you come back can you please tell me how exactly he's been disciplined
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Dec 23, 2020 18:33
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The Big Jesus posted:Something awful indeed
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Dec 23, 2020 18:50
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Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:once you come back can you please tell me how exactly he's been disciplined Haas fined him $5,000,000 payable in equal installments during the 2021 season.
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Dec 23, 2020 19:01
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Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:once you come back can you please tell me how exactly he's been disciplined Mods please change probated idiot’s username to “Definitely Disciplined Mazepin”
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Dec 23, 2020 19:03
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A quick look at Wikipedia shows this egg-headed motherfucker to be a real charmer, and a mediocre driver to boot. How did he get a se-Wikipedia posted:He is the son of Dmitry Mazepin, who is the core shareholder and chairman of the Uralchem Integrated Chemicals Company.
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Dec 23, 2020 19:18
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jesus loving christ imagine thinking mazepin is better than lance stroll, either on track, or in emotional competency. mazepin is going to get his dick punched clean off by stroll in bareclona testing
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Dec 23, 2020 19:45
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Can we call him by his proper name please? For the last time it's Dickeater Meatspin.
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I'm willing to say Lance Stroll appears to be an ok lad for a rich kid. He can't drive for poo poo but nobody seems to want to dish any dirt on him. Mazepin is a dangerous menace on track and a sexual predator off track and as soon as he was announced women were letting people know, even before the grope video and cover-up.
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Dec 23, 2020 19:54
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Payndz posted:A quick look at Wikipedia shows this egg-headed motherfucker to be a real charmer, and a mediocre driver to boot. How did he get a se- I mean it's Haas so it will turn out about 5 races in that this company has never actually existed.
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jazzyhattrick posted:Can we call him by his proper name please? For the last time there's nothing wrong with consensual dick eating and it shouldn't be used pejoratively imho
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Dec 23, 2020 19:55
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My bold prediction: Lewis will force meatspin off track whole lapping him and meatspin will say the n word. And/or Meatspin senior will threaten to kill someone in the paddock.
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Dec 23, 2020 19:57
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i just hope they still haven't figured out their rear suspension
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Dec 23, 2020 19:59
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Looking forward to the first of many pitlane fisticuffs between Max and Dummy Meetsbin.
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Dec 23, 2020 20:06
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FIA will do nothing until Mazepin bins a Mercedes trying not to go a lap down
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Payndz posted:A quick look at Wikipedia shows this egg-headed motherfucker to be a real charmer, and a mediocre driver to boot. How did he get a se- Thats a Robocop fantasy company. Come on
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Tsaedje posted:Mazepin
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get the gently caress outta here
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Dec 23, 2020 20:50
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Can we please stop on the dickeater meatspin nickname because it’s already incredibly cringy
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Dec 23, 2020 21:12
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Even the worst behaving other drivers at least don't show too a consistent pattern, so we dunk on them in jest. Meatspin is a different piece of work
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It’s perfectly fine to be a dickeater. Call him Marzipan Meatspin or smth.
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Nothing wrong with liking dick indeed.
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Dec 23, 2020 21:26
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I will not have the good name of dick eating tarnished by being associated with a Russian pay driver and sex pest.
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Mokotow posted:It’s perfectly fine to be a dickeater. Call him Marzipan Meatspin or smth. What have you got against marzipan you nob
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Dec 23, 2020 21:50
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i think just meatspin works
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Dec 23, 2020 21:55
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Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:Can we please stop on the dickeater meatspin nickname because it’s already incredibly cringy it's incredibly gbs and has none of the nuance of poois shamiltonm
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Dec 23, 2020 22:01
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Even my dad called him Marzipan Fucker tried to use outing Are George as blackmail against him. The only non terrible thing about the little poo poo getting the seat will be the the Netflix footage of Gunther going mad and eating the consequences of hiring him when it turns out he sucks.
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Dec 23, 2020 22:04
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Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:Can we please stop on the dickeater meatspin nickname because it’s already incredibly cringy it's not a nickname
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Dec 23, 2020 22:14
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Just playing dickeater's advocate here, could not Meatspin as a pejorative word be regarded as problematic as well because the acts depicted in meatspin.gif are obviously not shameful and took place between consenting adults? (assumed in the absence of contrary evidence)
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Dec 23, 2020 22:47
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Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:Can we please stop on the dickeater meatspin nickname because it’s already incredibly cringy ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU the third dude even has mazepin's enormous loving fivehead
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I felt sorta sorry for Haas before doing the best they can with a potty mouth team lead who means well and two mediocre but friendly drivers in a subpar car but geesh this whole Meatzipan thing is bad PR.
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The eventual gunther post where he goes "its either mazepin or haas folds" and the entire internet tells him to quit the sport is gonna rule
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It's the circle of F1. The plucky young upstarts have at best a couple of seasons before they become garbage assholes that are part of the corporate machinery. The last example before Haas were Red Bull, the likes of HRT, Caterham and Marussia didn't survive long enough. The only real good guys in F1 are Ferrari. Good, honest, not sexually aggressive lads who mean well and don't cheat. I bet Are Charles is the most gentlemanly gentleman. If he took me out on a date I'd just spend the entire night looking into his dreamy eyes whilst he put no pressure on me to do anything I wasn't comfortable with. We'd have dinner down around Larvotto and then go up to Nikki Beach on the rooftop of the Fairmont, have some cocktails, dance and just hold each other. Then we'd go our separate ways and I would wait for him to send me a message on WhatsApp and he wouldn't wait too long but when I get the message I'd know that he'd waited enough, but that it would have felt too long for him. 
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I mean lance stroll cracking meatspin in the face would just be continuing the rivalry between the families
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