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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


It's hard to keep your feet dry,
when you're kicking in a skull

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chili posted:

Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell,
and fondled his muscled heart.
He imbibed her glistening spell,
just before the other shoe fell.

Pipe down, chorus boy.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Chili posted:

Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell,
and fondled his muscled heart.
He imbibed her glistening spell,
just before the other shoe fell.

Does anyone else think Chili might have murdered Vietnamwees?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Does anyone else think Chili might have murdered Vietnamwees?

Not only that, I broke his thumbs. :smug:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chili posted:

Not only that, I broke his thumbs. :smug:

Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em. :grin:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em. :grin:

I believe it's called a menage a trois.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

That’s perverse!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Hey! Remember that thing we talked about? SirPablo's into it!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

MightyJoe36 posted:

Hey! Remember that thing we talked about? SirPablo's into it!

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

More like a full bodied dry heave set to music.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Bird in a Blender posted:

That’s perverse!

No depravity! I mean, I look at them, I can't imagine they even have sex.

MightyJoe36 posted:

Hey! Remember that thing we talked about? SirPablo's into it!

On the other hand...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Well, I gotta do something!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
George is already in there...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something!

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



Thin ice, TMMadman, very thin ice.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I've got a lot of problems with you people and know you're going to hear them.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Pulchritudinous posted:

Thin ice, TMMadman, very thin ice.

Alright, alright. You've made your point Mr. Goody Two Shoes.



Will someone answer that drat phone?!?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
No bagel. No bagel. No bagel. No bagel.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker

SirPablo posted:

No bagel. No bagel. No bagel. No bagel.

SirPablo, if you want a sandwich I'll make you a sandwich.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

TVGM posted:

SirPablo, if you want a sandwich I'll make you a sandwich.

Nah these are day olds.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TVGM posted:

SirPablo, if you want a sandwich I'll make you a sandwich.

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.


SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

TVGM posted:

SirPablo, if you want a sandwich I'll make you a sandwich.

Do they have a big salad?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Is that what I ask for? The 'Big Salad?'

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Oh, sure. Without the parents, it's a breeze.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

SirPablo posted:

I've got a lot of problems with you people and know you're going to hear them.

YOU! Kruger! My son tells me your company STINKS! That you couldn't smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date, with a babe...

...I lost my train of thought.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

YOU! Kruger! My son tells me your company STINKS! That you couldn't smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date, with a babe...

...I lost my train of thought.

Until you pin me, JethroMcB, Festivus is not over.


The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up
Stop crying and fight your father!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

The Human Cow posted:

Stop crying and fight your father!

There there. It's alright. :rolleyes:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Imagine - you could walk around drunk all day.

Here I go out, in the spirit of the season, and spend all my savings to buy you the most beautiful Christmas sweater, that I have ever seen, to show my appreciation to you, at Christmas, and this is the thanks that I get! At Christmas.

JethroMcB fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Dec 25, 2020

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

Imagine - you could walk around drunk all day.

Here I go out, in the spirit of the season, and spend all my savings to buy you the most beautiful Christmas sweater, that I have ever seen, to show my appreciation to you, at Christmas, and this is the thanks that I get! At Christmas.

That's like something her uncle would give her.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
This place is like Studio 54 with a menorah!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

That's like something her uncle would give her.

Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I was like a full body dry heave.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
So you cry, and when you see the dancer... You cry, again.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

So you cry, and when you see the dancer... You cry, again.

This is horrible.

I care!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

The Human Cow posted:

Stop crying and fight your father!

STOP IT FRANK YOU'RE KILLING HIM!

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



Gyshall posted:

STOP IT FRANK YOU'RE KILLING HIM!

You're killing Independent George!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

CNN posted:

Nashville police officers involved in the response told reporters Sunday morning that the recording changed as they were working to evacuate residents from nearby buildings, eventually giving a three-minute warning, as well as playing the 1964 song "Downtown" by Petula Clark.

I think he was trying to tell me something, like it had some sort of a meaning.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

I think he was trying to tell me something, like it had some sort of a meaning.

When someone's unstable, you don't stir the fat, JethroMcB! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to run around the stadium and close all the windows. That's where I'm going, pal. And I'll tell you something else. I am very nervous!

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