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It's hard to keep your feet dry, when you're kicking in a skull
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# ? Dec 18, 2020 03:01 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 21:34 |
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Chili posted:Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell, Pipe down, chorus boy.
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# ? Dec 18, 2020 07:14 |
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Chili posted:Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell, Does anyone else think Chili might have murdered Vietnamwees?
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# ? Dec 18, 2020 07:20 |
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TMMadman posted:Does anyone else think Chili might have murdered Vietnamwees? Not only that, I broke his thumbs.
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# ? Dec 18, 2020 07:29 |
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Chili posted:Not only that, I broke his thumbs. Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em.
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# ? Dec 18, 2020 07:49 |
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potee posted:Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em. I believe it's called a menage a trois.
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# ? Dec 18, 2020 08:21 |
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That’s perverse!
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# ? Dec 18, 2020 13:58 |
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Hey! Remember that thing we talked about? SirPablo's into it!
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# ? Dec 18, 2020 16:24 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:Hey! Remember that thing we talked about? SirPablo's into it!
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# ? Dec 18, 2020 19:00 |
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More like a full bodied dry heave set to music.
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# ? Dec 18, 2020 21:54 |
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Bird in a Blender posted:That’s perverse! No depravity! I mean, I look at them, I can't imagine they even have sex. MightyJoe36 posted:Hey! Remember that thing we talked about? SirPablo's into it! On the other hand...
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# ? Dec 19, 2020 02:14 |
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Well, I gotta do something!
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 21:07 |
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George is already in there...
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 21:16 |
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Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something!
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 00:23 |
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Thin ice, TMMadman, very thin ice.
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 03:52 |
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I've got a lot of problems with you people and know you're going to hear them.
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 03:57 |
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Pulchritudinous posted:Thin ice, TMMadman, very thin ice. Alright, alright. You've made your point Mr. Goody Two Shoes. Will someone answer that drat phone?!?
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 04:37 |
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No bagel. No bagel. No bagel. No bagel.
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 16:02 |
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SirPablo posted:No bagel. No bagel. No bagel. No bagel. SirPablo, if you want a sandwich I'll make you a sandwich.
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 16:23 |
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TVGM posted:SirPablo, if you want a sandwich I'll make you a sandwich. Nah these are day olds.
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 16:47 |
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TVGM posted:SirPablo, if you want a sandwich I'll make you a sandwich. I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 19:25 |
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You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast.
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 20:13 |
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TVGM posted:SirPablo, if you want a sandwich I'll make you a sandwich. Do they have a big salad?
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 20:19 |
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Is that what I ask for? The 'Big Salad?'
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 20:24 |
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Oh, sure. Without the parents, it's a breeze.
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 21:50 |
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SirPablo posted:I've got a lot of problems with you people and know you're going to hear them. YOU! Kruger! My son tells me your company STINKS! That you couldn't smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date, with a babe... ...I lost my train of thought.
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# ? Dec 24, 2020 02:56 |
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JethroMcB posted:YOU! Kruger! My son tells me your company STINKS! That you couldn't smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date, with a babe... Until you pin me, JethroMcB, Festivus is not over.
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# ? Dec 24, 2020 03:08 |
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Stop crying and fight your father!
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# ? Dec 24, 2020 14:11 |
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The Human Cow posted:Stop crying and fight your father! There there. It's alright.
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# ? Dec 24, 2020 16:01 |
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Imagine - you could walk around drunk all day. Here I go out, in the spirit of the season, and spend all my savings to buy you the most beautiful Christmas sweater, that I have ever seen, to show my appreciation to you, at Christmas, and this is the thanks that I get! At Christmas. JethroMcB fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Dec 25, 2020 |
# ? Dec 25, 2020 04:44 |
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JethroMcB posted:Imagine - you could walk around drunk all day. That's like something her uncle would give her.
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# ? Dec 25, 2020 06:45 |
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This place is like Studio 54 with a menorah!
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# ? Dec 25, 2020 10:27 |
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potee posted:That's like something her uncle would give her. Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!
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# ? Dec 25, 2020 10:34 |
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I was like a full body dry heave.
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# ? Dec 26, 2020 02:52 |
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So you cry, and when you see the dancer... You cry, again.
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# ? Dec 26, 2020 06:09 |
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JethroMcB posted:So you cry, and when you see the dancer... You cry, again. This is horrible. I care!
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# ? Dec 26, 2020 06:13 |
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The Human Cow posted:Stop crying and fight your father! STOP IT FRANK YOU'RE KILLING HIM!
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 02:25 |
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Gyshall posted:STOP IT FRANK YOU'RE KILLING HIM! You're killing Independent George!
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 03:23 |
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CNN posted:Nashville police officers involved in the response told reporters Sunday morning that the recording changed as they were working to evacuate residents from nearby buildings, eventually giving a three-minute warning, as well as playing the 1964 song "Downtown" by Petula Clark. I think he was trying to tell me something, like it had some sort of a meaning.
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 20:54 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 21:34 |
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JethroMcB posted:I think he was trying to tell me something, like it had some sort of a meaning. When someone's unstable, you don't stir the fat, JethroMcB! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to run around the stadium and close all the windows. That's where I'm going, pal. And I'll tell you something else. I am very nervous!
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 22:44 |