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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Johnny Walker posted:

Trump's Big Beautiful Boaters really were a weird-rear end thing. This whole Trump thing has been weird as hell. People are decorating their homes with Trump poo poo for Christmas lol.

the boat obsession makes sense when you realize it literally started because some bullshit 'american boaters' PAC gave him a poo poo ton of money early on the election so his dumb dementia brain just went 'boaters like me, boats good, beautiful'.

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
It's delicious seeing absolutely everyone start to turn on this cartoon of a president finally

afkmacro
Mar 29, 2009



Ches Neckbeard posted:

Is there more than 1 golf course at his country club/residence? Seems like it would be dull as hell to play the exact same course every drat day did 7-9 months of of the year

I think it's two. I feel bad for the people who live next door everytime this rear end in a top hat shows up they probably block the roads to their homes for hours.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

MrMojok posted:

I believe that was one of AFH's monologue-style posts, I haven't compiled those yet. Or... it is possible that I missed a tweet post :(

Oh no you're right, I didn't appreciate those were just tweet format.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Grimdude posted:

To be fair, it's a product they hock on Fox so it's probably insanely overpriced for being a pillow. I'm gonna guess $40 a pop. Plus it looks like he ordered at least three of them. Say he got four pillows plus shipping and we're close to $200.

Probably shouldn't spend 200 bucks on pillows if it takes two months to pay off though.

If you want a minor LOL look up the my pillow crackhead's patent, the "sketches" look like something a child would make in mspaint.

https://patents.google.com/patent/US7461424B2/en

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




https://twitter.com/johnkruzel/status/1342239023344087040?s=20

No, no, my balls! Please!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Virginia Slams posted:

If you want a minor LOL look up the my pillow crackhead's patent, the "sketches" look like something a child would make in mspaint.

https://patents.google.com/patent/US7461424B2/en

So... I could patent a pillow stuffed with pieces of foam cut into the shapes of dicks and sell it as a direct competitor to myPillow, right? Like dicks of all different shapes and sizes, so they're "irregularly shaped" and would function identically, but they're unique 'cuz they're dicks.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

I love that Sid is even too embarrassing for Trump.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

It just had to be McDonalds and QVC. There was no other thing it could've been. Wal-Mart would've at least been like... anything. But lovely fast food and awful things being hocked on TV? The only thing that could've happened.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Dominion must own that dick sucking factory I keep hearing about.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



So what has she been up to?

https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1342235085672615936

https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1342235087337783301

Wait, why would you need a legal team to convince a legislature to take a specific action? Wouldn’t you be better off with a lobbyist?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Lmao she’s distancing herself. That’s amazing.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1341960025321795584

Aren’t you supposed to be doing something with the election or with some laptop?

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1341900276878499840

Oh right, maybe wise to back off there.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






Al Swearengen is angry about this election.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I’m honestly a little sad that Rudy’s face melting and the whole Four Seasons thing didn’t happen on the same day. That’s like, sitcom gold people.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

After a fair trial of course you pieces of poo poo

pschoy
Mar 2, 2009

Her name is Terpsichore Maras-Lindeman and she got a purple heart when she served 8 months in the Navy have some drat respect!

https://twitter.com/T_Giarratano/status/1225155406999146496

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Xenocides posted:

So what has she been up to?

https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1342235085672615936

https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1342235087337783301

Wait, why would you need a legal team to convince a legislature to take a specific action? Wouldn’t you be better off with a lobbyist?

Election integrity my loving broke rear end dick. This bitch has claimed some completely absurd things that she knows is not possible, and asked that millions of votes be thrown out for no reason.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
More like viral, lol!

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/parlertakes/status/1342141438042144769

Accurate.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Lmao

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Xenocides posted:

Wait, why would you need a legal team to convince a legislature to take a specific action? Wouldn’t you be better off with a lobbyist?

That’s not the point she’s making in her tweets. The talking point she’s feeding the cultists is that the OFFICIAL team isn’t 1-53 or whatever in legal challenges. Those are all separate filings.

The official Trump legal team is “only” like 1-5 or something, so they’re still huge losers BUT not quite as huge losers as the lying lib media is saying.

They’ve been saying this line for weeks because they believe it makes them look good.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1342139286121029632?s=19

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

dudeness posted:

After a fair trial of course you pieces of poo poo

In Minecraft.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
I am seriously unimpressed by this Floridian hatetalk. You guys dont want to hear the craziest poo poo I saw today here in FL

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

sexpig by night posted:

the boat obsession makes sense when you realize it literally started because some bullshit 'american boaters' PAC gave him a poo poo ton of money early on the election so his dumb dementia brain just went 'boaters like me, boats good, beautiful'.

It was all just a bunch of cases of boater fraud anyways.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Is this the crazy Qanon dipshit?

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Frank Frank posted:

Is this the crazy Qanon dipshit?

She's *one* of the crazy QAnon dipshits. There are multiple ones in Congress now...

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005




:kiss:

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

gret posted:

She's *one* of the crazy QAnon dipshits. There are multiple ones in Congress now...

She's the one with the husband that wags his penis at teenagers.

I said come in! posted:

lol good job tanking your career within your first day in office for a power play move that will go absolutely no where.

This idiocy is not going to hurt her in her district. Quite the opposite.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


lol good job tanking your career within your first day in office for a power play move that will go absolutely no where.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1342243632833814528?s=19

LOL

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




Sjs00 posted:

I am seriously unimpressed by this Floridian hatetalk. You guys dont want to hear the craziest poo poo I saw today here in FL

Hell yeah we do

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

lol turns out Lauren Boebert did not finish her high school education until last year.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

I said come in! posted:

lol turns out Lauren Boebert did not finish her high school education until last year.

Jesus Christ. Why am I not a senator?

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1342245390540804096

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

It's the night of Christmas Eve, and Trump is on his phone pissing and moaning about twitter and the election :laffo:

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gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


drat can't believe @jack caused the Russian revolution and the Chinese civil war.

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