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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Yeah it makes me feel old when I try to find 1990s and early 2000s TV stuff on youtube and it's not there. I wonder how many 18 year olds have heard of Rik Waller

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
How the hell are most of the gambling ads allowed on television.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

stev posted:

Bizarrely enough Hallmark (the greetings card company) has really cornered the market for lovely American cheesefest Christmas movies. According to IMDB there are 174 of them and each and every one of them is fully awful.

I went to my mum's for Christmas this year, and she was watching a Hallmark christmas movie she'd recorded on her sky Q box. At some point, that movie ended and we started watching the ChristmasMovies24 channel, which was showing a different Hallmark christmas movie, but with most of the same cast, and I was incredibly confused as to why the movie I had been sort of paying attention to suddenly had a completely different plot

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
Watched Eastenders bc I was assured that Ian Beale was going to die. 52 wasted loving minutes. On the plus side a serial killer I remember from like 10 years ago is back I guess so hopefully he murders the lot.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I went to my mum's for Christmas this year, and she was watching a Hallmark christmas movie she'd recorded on her sky Q box. At some point, that movie ended and we started watching the ChristmasMovies24 channel, which was showing a different Hallmark christmas movie, but with most of the same cast, and I was incredibly confused as to why the movie I had been sort of paying attention to suddenly had a completely different plot

My mum went through her Hallmark/Christmas movie phase years ago, until she got to the point she could tell the movie by the first few minutes of it.
Then we got her Netflix, then she exhausted everything on there english language soap opera wise.
Then started on Mexican, Brazilian, whatever soap operas.
Currently watching some Korean one. Watched a Korean one with her last time we met, and it was just over emotionalized insane.

goatface posted:

How the hell are most of the gambling ads allowed on television.

Does Channel 5 not still do a fuckton of casino phone ins during the night?

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

happyhippy posted:

Does Channel 5 not still do a fuckton of casino phone ins during the night?

I don't get Channel 5, but didn't the other channels (ITV mainly?) quit doing those after the phone in scandals?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



goatface posted:

How the hell are most of the gambling ads allowed on television.

Because they all have the "when the fun stops stop" banner, and occasionally have someone say "gamble responsibly" so it's fine.

It's really disgusting how many of these parasites have rebranded themselves as 'ethical' because they let you cash out or set limits. It's not loving ethical, they still depend on addiction to turn a profit.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Mickolution posted:

I don't get Channel 5, but didn't the other channels (ITV mainly?) quit doing those after the phone in scandals?

ITV quit because no woman regularly carries Rawlplugs in her purse and the bad publicity was more trouble than it was worth in terms of regulatory pressure.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2007/jan/15/broadcasting.ITV

Kin
Nov 4, 2003

Sometimes, in a city this dirty, you need a real hero.
Is there a way to get smart tvs to access freeview via Internet connection instead of aerial?

The signal here is kinda spotty to the point BBC channels can cut out and we're missing some of the channel 4 stations like 4 seven and 4hd+1

We've got 5G so bandwidth won't be an issue.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
I think if you started every show via youview as a ‘as live’ then it would default that way?

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
You could get a dish installed and go with Freesat.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
Watched that thing about SM:TV. Largely fluff but a good reminder of how talented Ant & Dec (and Cat) were early on. And how the best children's TV doesn't talk down to them.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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DrVenkman posted:

Watched that thing about SM:TV. Largely fluff but a good reminder of how talented Ant & Dec (and Cat) were early on. And how the best children's TV doesn't talk down to them.

What’s it called? I didn’t watch a ton of that show as I’m the age of Going Live etc but I’d see a bit of it in uni and could see they were better than most kids stuff.

DrNewton
Feb 27, 2011

Monsieur Murdoch Fan Club

crispix posted:

Channel 5 seems to show a lot of these starting around mid-November. The acting can be so bad that they have comedy value for about 3 or 4 minutes

The writing is so bad too. So many of those lines are not everyday sentences.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
I watched the movie of The Secret the other day (against my will) and Jesus Christ it was awful. Some handsome weirdo comes round and starts saying rubbish philosophy at this destitute family until the mum fucks him, then it turns out he knew her dead husband. Also she has a fiancé this whole time who seems like a perfectly nice guy but he hasn’t read The Secret so gently caress him I guess.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


DrVenkman posted:

Watched that thing about SM:TV. Largely fluff but a good reminder of how talented Ant & Dec (and Cat) were early on. And how the best children's TV doesn't talk down to them.

Did it cover the April Fools heart attack?

Also, any particularly large crisp in our house still provokes cries of "eat it"

Annabel Pee
Dec 29, 2008
Mr Lee mr lee, mr lee mr lee mr lee

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

Jakabite posted:

I watched the movie of The Secret the other day (against my will) and Jesus Christ it was awful. Some handsome weirdo comes round and starts saying rubbish philosophy at this destitute family until the mum fucks him, then it turns out he knew her dead husband. Also she has a fiancé this whole time who seems like a perfectly nice guy but he hasn’t read The Secret so gently caress him I guess.

Okay what the hell is the secret doing with a movie??

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat
So, Big Fat Quiz, am I right in thinking in the final round they edited Jeff Bezos' name in over someone else? Sean Connery or something?

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures
Heard suggestions that the original might have been Prince Andrew...

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat
Seems odd their lawyers would quail at insulting him when everyone's been doing it for ages, but makes sense I guess.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
What was the joke?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Why would they not just cut something like that entirely rather than awkwardly overdub it?

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

goatface posted:

What was the joke?

The round was for each horrible quote was it said by Trump or someone else.

"How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they're always the best in bed?"
And Carr asks Trump or X, it’s really obviously dubbed with “Jeff Bezos” over whoever he’d really said at the recording.



Is every single advert on 4OD now for online gambling or is that just for me?

Cerv fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Dec 28, 2020

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat

stev posted:

Why would they not just cut something like that entirely rather than awkwardly overdub it?

Because they had a board of stuff, they would have to cut the whole round or people would ask why they'd skipped a question.

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!
Yea all my adverts on 4OD are gambling ones too.

In related news to the cutting I still can't believe nobody knows the story of why the MasterChef the professionals contestant got cut out

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Cerv posted:

Is every single advert on 4OD now for online gambling or is that just for me?

Same on ITV4. For a break I switch over to Talking Pictures (channel 81 on Freeview, shows old newsreels and movies from the 70s) where the adverts are for walking aids and mattresses.

Maelstache
Feb 25, 2013

gOTTA gO fAST

Mr Phillby posted:

My strong memories about channel 5 are:

-What a big deal a 5th terrestial channel felt like when it came out
-That you could get a man to come round to tune your tv to it because the signal was so bad.
-It's snowing! Jokes about said bad reception.
-that it aired softcore porn late at night.
-became indistiguishable from the hundred other available channels after the digital switchover.

I think I've watched more of 5USA than of channel 5 itself just because I caught Commando on there once during an action movie marathon.

When Five started it had an endearing crapness to it, like they knew they'd never compete with the other terrestrial channels quality-wise, so they just kind-of embraced being low-rent and tacky. This had the effect of leading to some interestingly oddball programming choices, like in prime time you'd get stuff like Hercules and Xena, and late at night it would be shows reviewing porn and seasons of weird sixties exploitation films.

Then later RIchard Desmond bought it and basically turned it into Daily Express TV, and it just became endless shows demonising people on benefits and gently caress-all else(oh, they had Big Brother for a while, when everyone had lost interest in it). I think Viacom currently owns it, but they evidently don't give enough of a poo poo to put anything worth watching on there.

wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?

Taear posted:

Yea all my adverts on 4OD are gambling ones too.

I think it’s related to the amount of sport at present - football matches on TV every day for 10 days, so peak season for them.

Taear posted:

In related news to the cutting I still can't believe nobody knows the story of why the MasterChef the professionals contestant got cut out

Undoubtedly someone will have scoured their social media posts after filming and found that they said something racist/homophobic a decade ago or something. The exact same thing has happened in a US reality show recently.

Edit: a google shows rumours that they told Marcus Waring to gently caress off.

wooger fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Dec 28, 2020

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

wooger posted:

Undoubtedly someone will have scoured their social media posts after filming and found that they said something racist/homophobic a decade ago or something. The exact same thing has happened in a US reality show recently.

Edit: a google shows rumours that they told Marcus Waring to gently caress off.

They're not going to cut them out for that. Your other posts in the thread suggest that you'd be okay with a racist being on the show anyway so I get why you've said this.

Someone earlier in the thread mentioned the marcus waring "gently caress off" bit and it doesn't seem like that'd get the person cut out HOWEVER in that episode Marcus did seem extremely angry.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
thoroughly enjoyed Amol Rajan looking extremely stupid on Christmas University Challenge

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
He was poo poo on House of Games too. Why go on UC after that?

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
from the general standard of all the non-student teams I assume they're all made up of the only 4 people who replied to the email

wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?

Taear posted:

They're not going to cut them out for that. Your other posts in the thread suggest that you'd be okay with a racist being on the show anyway so I get why you've said this.

🙄

Whether someone posting something dodgy on social media years ago makes them an irredeemable racist who should be banned from TV forever is arguable.

But they have literally edited out cast members on other reality tv shows this year for this exact reason.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Some of them are much better than others. You can see when one person in a "celeb" UC team is into it and the rest aren't, they can carry them against a whole team of people who just said yes to be on telly.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures
Did any of it top this?

https://twitter.com/FinalBullet/status/1342975611430699008

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Seeing the setup for Big Fat Quiz pretty much seals that the two 8 Out of 10 Cats specials were probably filmed at the beginning of the year.

Hamburlgar
Dec 31, 2007

WANTED

EL BROMANCE posted:

Seeing the setup for Big Fat Quiz pretty much seals that the two 8 Out of 10 Cats specials were probably filmed at the beginning of the year.

Other than the fact that neither of those Xmas specials even had the slightest mention of Covid.

They were 100% filmed back in February.

fischtick
Jul 9, 2001

CORGO, THE DESTROYER

Fun Shoe
I watched the ...does countdown last night and tucked away on the last page of the credits it had a 2019 copyright date. Maybe they decided to just bang out 2 Christmas episodes (or more!) while they had the set decorated?

Also, there's a Ghosts Christmas special on iPlayer and it's cute.

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Hamburlgar posted:

Other than the fact that neither of those Xmas specials even had the slightest mention of Covid.

They were 100% filmed back in February.

Yeah we talked about the lack of covid mention back when they aired, but didn’t really have a frame of reference to what a ‘definitely shot in late 2020’ C4 panel show looked like then.

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