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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

:hai:

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kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

look i only made the machine that leaves piles of loaded shotguns everywhere, I can't be morally responsible if the elementary school next door gets full of buckshot

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
If you pick up a wrapper in the rain you get one(1) free attempted hitman contract over the darknet

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The countdown vampires lore of the main character killing someone and getting a job as a security guard at a casino but its ross and instead of being a security guard he becomes a prison inmate and also nobody was actually murdered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtbhSRCR7S0

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Shame Boy posted:

once again i don't know why a blockchain needs to be involved at all, why can't you just install a normal-rear end smart lock and use that to lock out your tenants if you're a piece of poo poo landlord

but then what if the landlord is busy or incapacitated, and the tenant fails to be evicted, wouldn't that be a shame?

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Did this get posted first time around? Starts off :stare: and evolves into :stonk:

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/smart-lock-eviction-moratorium-landlord

a hacker uses a bug in the smartlock™ smartcontract™ to redirect rent payments to their address, locking out both renter and landlord for failure to pay
when the landlord attempts to bypass the lock, the smartlock™ smartcontract™ summons murderdrones to defend against this violation of the NAP

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
Santa Mnuchin has brought us lovely presents! The President's Stablecoin Working Group has reported - Mnuchin, fed chair, SEC chair, CFTC chair, and "The PWG also sought and considered the views of the Acting Comptroller of the Currency."

basically this says "ok facebook this is how it's gonna be"

https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/sm1223

also XRP has gone through the floor much faster than even I believed possible. holy poo poo, even bitconnect coin had a dead cat bounce.

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
but what if bitcoin good???

Pussy Pounder 9000
Dec 25, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Chocobo posted:

but what if bitcoin good???
:hmmyes:

Merry Christmas goons!

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

lol how long has he been getting the galtse speech in his probe reasons

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
that's the first one i've seen


beautiful :allears:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Galtse apparently breaks the Awful app, when I was an IK I probated like 7 people rapid-fire because I could, and gave them galtse for the reason, and I got angry PMs from people who use Awful to browse the forums, because the app crashed on loading the Leper's Colony.

Sundae's probably got some CSPAM weirdo sending them angry PMs about the galtse right now.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
that makes it even better

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Boxturret posted:

that makes it even better

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
works on MY machine :smugdog:

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

quote:

“For those of you who might ask questions, your code provides a consolation prize and booby-trap: it is for your own happiness, it say User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

That does bring me happiness. Thanks Sundae

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
Sadly fails to crash Awful on Android just now

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

divabot posted:

Sadly fails to crash Awful on Android just now

yeah:smith:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Shumagorath posted:

works on MY machine :smugdog:

i don’t have this problem, goodbye!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You grab the bitcoin by its collar and begin kicking it in the face. It screams
out in pain, but doesn't fight back. You continue to beat it until the bitcoin falls
unconscious. When the bitcoin wakes up, you tell it what happened and tell
the bitcoin to get the **** out of here:ins:

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Dec 27, 2020

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



When does the hobo urinate on the bitcoin?

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
as soon as he transforms into a mobile wifi hotspot

Flawless Victory
Dec 28, 2020

by Cyrano4747
How it started:



How it's going:



Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
yes, that exponential growth is totally organic and will never stop

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i mean, if he sold at all recently he/she is insanely wealthy and would explain the constant barrage of new accounts.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
yeah but it takes a special kind to berate people for not going all-in in what is penny stock being obviously manipulated

sure, you can make money if you buy and sell at the right times. it's still a stupid investment

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
not if you become rich

it's not like i would invest in crypto in any way but if seraph got rich off it, he def won out

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I don't think he did, see matt damon/dare/gurf

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
he seemed to think 500k was an enormous amount of money recently so i doubt he's notch-rich.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

not if you become rich

a bad investment that makes you rich can still be a bad investment.

you wouldn't call a lottery winner a "savvy investor"

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

not if you become rich

it's not like i would invest in crypto in any way but if seraph got rich off it, he def won out

you can be stupid and also lucky

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
there's nothing wrong with that

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

there's nothing wrong with that

it's stupid to put your life savings on 27 at the roulette table even if it happened to come up 27 that one time

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

if i win the megamillions, that's not skill and there's no rational basis to berate someone for not spending their paycheck on that sure bet, the pick 6 ticket

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

there's nothing wrong with that

yes but what if you are stupid and UNlucky, fellow poster?

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Muscle Tracer posted:

yes but what if you are stupid and UNlucky, fellow poster?

thats fine, but im also not going to dump on someone who makes a poo poo-ton of money on accident

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

thats fine, but im also not going to dump on someone who makes a poo poo-ton of money on accident

actively going to bat for them is a big step up from not dumping on someone

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

remember that buttcoin goes up only because other people buy; the more suckers that's drawn in, the more the "investor" makes. this isn't sharing a stock tip which has fundamentals to trade upon, it's literally preying on people's fomo for their own gain.

edit: this includes "purchases" made because the tether printer goes brrrrrrrrrr

kw0134 fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Dec 28, 2020

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

thats fine, but im also not going to dump on someone who makes a poo poo-ton of money on accident

what about if he's a massive wierdo?

because he is

or are you saying that we should like and respect him because he supposedly won a bunch of money, in spite of his aggressive weirdoness

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