Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
the more I think about it the more I realize that it's just a subway sandwich they call pizza. prolly just as poo poo too.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Here's the article if you want to be pizza-offended in-depth.

Although honestly I feel like it's gotta be some kind of defamatory work if they're going to use pictures of clearly uncooked food. Obviously food doesn't look as good when it's raw unless you're one of those people who likes geometric dough sculptures.

Come to think of it, I was hanging onto this video recently that is also cheating because of course it's gonna look gross butchering an animal, but man does it look gross. Content warning: "fish" guts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snYNhxAUbE

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

BallisticClipboard posted:

What's the top right one? Because I'm going to pretend it's an upside down ice cream float somehow

Looks like trifle, perhaps?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



That is just a fish, lightly killed, and then put in a bag

</clarkson>

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

steinrokkan posted:

I think they claimed they did it because their customers were getting burned by hot cheese. In which case, how were the customers able to get to your shop without falling into the sewer or forgetting to breathe.

Unky Moe? Your cheese is so hot it's making my skin hurt!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥

SlothfulCobra posted:

Here's the article if you want to be pizza-offended in-depth.

Although honestly I feel like it's gotta be some kind of defamatory work if they're going to use pictures of clearly uncooked food. Obviously food doesn't look as good when it's raw unless you're one of those people who likes geometric dough sculptures.

Come to think of it, I was hanging onto this video recently that is also cheating because of course it's gonna look gross butchering an animal, but man does it look gross. Content warning: "fish" guts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snYNhxAUbE

I actually for reals threw up. Amazing

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
those taste fine, whatevs. the ladys talkin about how theyre really huge and those specific ones do look too huge to taste that good

e: why arent they moving after being plated? they should be moving, thats how you know theyre good, maybe they waited too long to serve

bob dobbs is dead has a new favorite as of 03:26 on Dec 27, 2020

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/penis-fish-gaebul-fat-innkeeper-worm

the pictured ones there are a fine size. too big, they aren't tasty

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

SlothfulCobra posted:

Come to think of it, I was hanging onto this video recently that is also cheating because of course it's gonna look gross butchering an animal, but man does it look gross. Content warning: "fish" guts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snYNhxAUbE

boner-killing video

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ok, and who ordered the Ph'ngmw'n wtah'nagl fhtagn

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

I loving told you guys the shopping cart was real! Everyone said "you mean a tiny fry basket?" NO IT WAS LITERALLY A TINY SHOPPING CART

it was double weird because my shopping cart was served to me at Friendly's, a cheap casual chain restaurant.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016



Nothing wrong with the pie itself this time, but Scott Walker continues to be haunted by the ghosts of pizzas he consumed in 2019

https://twitter.com/helenkennedy/status/1343065631931961344?s=21

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

The Bloop posted:

Ok, and who ordered the Ph'ngmw'n wtah'nagl fhtagn

We did, over iä! Over iä!

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

WITCHCRAFT posted:

I loving told you guys the shopping cart was real! Everyone said "you mean a tiny fry basket?" NO IT WAS LITERALLY A TINY SHOPPING CART

it was double weird because my shopping cart was served to me at Friendly's, a cheap casual chain restaurant.

I feel of all the ridiculous items suffered upon customers who just want plates, the mini shopping trolley is the one that has been most successful at crossing into the mainstream and is the most likely to turn up at restaurants that otherwise serve food sensibly.

I assume service industry wholesale magazines have them in bulk for cheap, and they manage to straddle a line between being similar enough to other more established methods for serving small portions of fried food while still having some kitsch value for unimaginative managers that order this kind of poo poo, to enable them to be successful.

I'm pretty sure I've had chips or onion rings or mozzarella sticks turn up in mini shopping trolleys lined with greaseproof paper a number of times to the point it doesn't surprise me anymore.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


https://twitter.com/KalhanR/status/1227256236346769408

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

WITCHCRAFT posted:


it was double weird because my shopping cart was served to me at Friendly's, a cheap casual chain restaurant.

Oh god I miss friendly's sooo much
There is no other chain restaurant lodged in my soul like that place

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

He did it, the crazy bastard actually did it.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Elviscat posted:

He did it, the crazy bastard actually did it.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Elviscat posted:

He did it, the crazy bastard actually did it.

kind of disappointed he didn't run the casing blob through the grinder. Maybe that would have made it better.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Let's make a sandwich!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz4SYkwSxTM

Oh... this kinda sandwich

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Tuna à la king is great, but over noodles, not a hamburger bun. Why not add some cheese?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
The double boiler in that video is sort of gorgeous in a retro way.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I just watched that video the other day. I wonder what algorithm decided to start suggesting it to everyone.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Jesus christ those boys at the beginning; one of them probably choked on some loving mackerel aspic or whatever at their cousin’s confirmation in 1952

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

LifeSunDeath posted:

this is making me miss stupid plates at restaurants. I haven't been out to eat in a year.

I got good news for you (well no, it's bad)
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dining-out-dessert-and-booze-may-be-worse-for-climate-change-than-meat-2019-12-26

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
This is not the kind of bad news I come to this thread for :qq:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Doesn't that just mean rich people pollute more? Which is like... duh?

If you're rich and driving places to eat (and doing that a lot because you're rich) then obviously it's going to be worse.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 11:12 on Dec 28, 2020

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Fartington Butts posted:

Let's make a sandwich!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz4SYkwSxTM

Oh... this kinda sandwich



These are some very white people to describe caraway as "spicy." I think I'll stick with the hamburger and hot dog sandwiches.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

first off, gently caress marketwatch, second clickbait saying "may be causing...." is clickbait. Third, icecream rules, and booze rules, so the earth can suck it.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Iron Crowned posted:

These are some very white people to describe caraway as "spicy." I think I'll stick with the hamburger and hot dog sandwiches.

compared to wonderbread....

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I liked the "bland fish and cheese"

You hosed up, you are purposefully putting two items you call bland onto your sandwich, and somehow it's the fish and the cheese that are those bland things? How the gently caress?

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

They make up for it with the Taste Surprise though

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Tuna Rarebit is the meal you serve to send a message, that message being: get the gently caress out of my house.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Jesus christ those boys at the beginning; one of them probably choked on some loving mackerel aspic or whatever at their cousin’s confirmation in 1952

That one eating the hot dog pretty much ate the paper. It's kinda weird for a 50's "educational" video to show a kid chowing down, talking to his friend, and gulping down a Coke all in the span of 2 seconds.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


rodbeard posted:

I just watched that video the other day. I wonder what algorithm decided to start suggesting it to everyone.

That's weird. It was outside of my usual "you should watch this" videos. I watched it because hell yeah give me some weird old videos.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
I had that video suggested to me a week ago but one of my hobbies is watching old advertisements for kitchen gadgets. There's a million of them and they're all amazing. There's always a smallish turkey and a clear glass dish of buttered peas and every flat surface sparkles. They're soothing enough that I use them to go to sleep between episodes of Bewitched.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007



That gray sludge is reportedly "ham fat and mashed potato".

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

ah christ

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply