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I think we've been too blasé about the toddler getting minor bumps, when he falls over now he says "you're fine" to himself then gets up and runs off.
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Party Boat posted:I think we've been too blasé about the toddler getting minor bumps, when he falls over now he says "you're fine" to himself then gets up and runs off. Sounds actually pretty amazing.
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Dec 28, 2020 19:46
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In school the teachers had the idea of having a tug of war competition between like 50 people. On one side the guy at the front decided to wrap the rope around his hand for a better grip. As soon as it started he started screaming, the rope snapped, everyone fell over and the guys hand was torn to shreds Another time some kids made a kind of miniature pipe bomb which they let off the middle of the road. I just heard a bang before seeing some metal shrapnel bouncing along the concrete. A 13 year old girl got her finger taken off by it Oh yeah another girl died when she filled a handbag full of spray on deodorant or something, huffed it. That was a big one
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Dec 28, 2020 19:49
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ah just kids being scamps. it's really the parents' faults these days for not letting them press their faces into industrial meat slicers
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Dec 28, 2020 19:51
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🇬🇧 Quote flag if you are British patriot 99% of posters will ignore this
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Dec 28, 2020 19:52
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Somewhat miraculously I never heard of anything bad happening in wood/metalwork
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Dec 28, 2020 19:54
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Ratjaculation posted:
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Party Boat posted:I think we've been too blasé about the toddler getting minor bumps, when he falls over now he says "you're fine" to himself then gets up and runs off. when the daughter is having a proper screaming fit, the screams alternate with her saying "it's fine! don't cry!", I think that stuff is only natural (that or your kid is also special needs, assessments take forever so you want to get started ASAP)
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Dec 28, 2020 19:59
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Ratjaculation posted:🇬🇧 
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el dingo posted:Somewhat miraculously I never heard of anything bad happening in wood/metalwork We had a kid get his finger trapped in the grinding wheel in metalwork, was loving messy.
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Dec 28, 2020 20:03
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He's just at that age where he repeats the last thing you said all the time and random stuff sinks in. Not so great when he's in the back of the car and someone cuts you up.
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Dec 28, 2020 20:09
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There were rumours of someone who ran into a javelin at our secondary school
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Dec 28, 2020 20:10
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mince pies are cheap in sainsburys today, fyi
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Dec 28, 2020 20:15
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RickRogers posted:There were rumours of someone who ran into a javelin at our secondary school God I remember those.. I was loving crap at it. I was always worried I'd hit the PE teacher coz he seemed to be always dodging in & out of the flightpath..
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Dec 28, 2020 20:26
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Achieving a flight path at all seems positive at least.
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Dec 28, 2020 20:55
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Ratjaculation posted:🇬🇧 
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Dec 28, 2020 21:37
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I only like flags with mythical beasts on them.
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Dec 28, 2020 21:45
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Get off the flag
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My school's chemistry labs had little 3-nozzle gas taps sticking up from the workbench, where you would attach the Bunsen burner via a rubber hose. One smartarse decided to cut out the Bunsen burner and just ignite the gas directly from the tap resulting in a huge roaring fireball knocking several people off the weird high stools people sat on, before the teacher ran over and shut off the supply. He was also the dick who dropped a bunch of magnets into a tray of iron filings and spent weeks in detention trying to clean them all. We also had a physics teacher who had a reputation for being a bit of a lech towards female pupils. A year after I graduated he got convicted for child porn possession after leaving a laptop into Currys or Dixons for repair. His son and daughter were pupils there at the time. Having a parent as a teacher already generates enough slagging from kids. I can't imagine the poo poo they had to put up with.
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We did the flamethrower gas taps thing. Good fun.
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Ratjaculation posted:🇬🇧 NI reprazent     
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First Act of the new sovereign state of the Independent United Kingdom of Rule Britannia will be to declare that Geri Halliwell shall henceforth be commonly known as Brexy Spice because of that dress she wore one time.
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Dec 28, 2020 22:14
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UKMT's gone full mental since I've been away
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Dec 28, 2020 22:18
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in awe at the size of this lass
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Dec 28, 2020 22:19
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Our science teacher was convicted of child porn because he turned his broken computer into the school IT teacher to fix it I feel there needs to be a baseline ingenuity to teaching that this guy just couldnt hit
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Dec 28, 2020 22:27
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gently caress it, I'm going back to the mountains of my fathers. It's cold and no ones there.
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Ewan posted:UKMT's gone full mental since I've been away Can I get a summary? the thread rots my soul Fingerless Gloves posted:Our science teacher was convicted of child porn because he turned his broken computer into the school IT teacher to fix it In secondary school we had a bus driver bonked a 15 year old student. That caused some ripples in assembly.
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Dec 28, 2020 22:31
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my old music teacher recently got convicted of assaulting young boys back in the 80s or whatever (before he taught at my school) and he also got done for having a load of porn on his computer which wasn't technically proper child porn but pictures of regular porn where he'd photoshopped pictures of childrens faces on top of the adult actors like that bit from brasseye which is actually pretty funny
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Achieving a flight path at all seems positive at least. I may be over egging the flightpath bit...
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Ratjaculation posted:Can I get a summary? the thread rots my soul. This is a summary so I'm allowed to miss out huge chunks of context but... I said I did not have sympathy for my mum who was sad about missing out on Xmas and got told to gently caress off you disingenuous twat unless I could prove she had a regular column in a national newspaper.
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Dec 28, 2020 22:38
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Ewan posted:UKMT's gone full mental since I've been away
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Dec 28, 2020 22:38
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Ratjaculation posted:Can I get a summary? the thread rots my soul
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Dec 28, 2020 22:39
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Ewan posted:UKMT's gone full mental since I've been away It's always been mental, it's d&d. Just your time away has repaired your brain a bit so now it's like someone who quit smoking can suddenly smell how disgusting it smells in a chronic smoker's house.
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smiling giraffe posted:You must have been gone a while as they’ve been calling for Stalinist purges of one thing or another for as long as I can remember EDIT: I'm a "melt" apparently
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Dec 28, 2020 22:47
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lol this thread is no longer hidden in the pretty colours fun time forum
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Dec 28, 2020 22:48
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Personally I think the posters in the DnD thread are all pretty cool and clever although I do not always agree with everything they say. Infact some of them are downright idiots and I've made enemies there. I hate them all.
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Dec 28, 2020 22:59
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Ewan posted:EDIT: I'm a "melt" apparently
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I actually genuinely enjoy the thread and find it, and what people post, interesting and dare I say insightful. But there is definitely a prevailing "correct" thread view that no one is willing to take a challenge on without it descending into a shitshow, and they have a way of finding political conspiracy in everything.
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as bad as the MT can be, the repeated coming back here to cry about it is even worse They said something mean about me 
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I like it when they get stuck in a loop trying to one-up eachother on who is the most leftwing. But none of them are brave enough to actually eat their landlord. Cowards.
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