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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Oh god why

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Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

ham fat and mashed potato".

Pro thread title here.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



That gray sludge is reportedly "ham fat and mashed potato".

More disturbing to me than the abomination of "food" is just how disgusting and dirty literally every single surface is in that kitchen.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



That gray sludge is reportedly "ham fat and mashed potato".

Thanks that made me physicall ill.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! › PYF Anti-Food Porn: Thanks, that made me physically ill.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



That gray sludge is reportedly "ham fat and mashed potato".

Okay, one question. Why peel four eggs into your frying pan, and the other four eggs into a paper plate? Huge Masaoki vibes from that thing.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1343603195763941376

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



That gray sludge is reportedly "ham fat and mashed potato".

this is truly debased. i wonder what that place smells like.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Paladinus posted:

Huge Masaoki vibes from that thing.

My first thought when I saw that picture.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



That gray sludge is reportedly "ham fat and mashed potato".

Do this kind of like a split pea soup with a meaty hambone... yeah I think i'm into it.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Nominating this as new thread title.

:mods:?

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Desert Bus posted:

Do this kind of like a split pea soup with a meaty hambone... yeah I think i'm into it.
:vincefrog:

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

uber_stoat posted:

this is truly debased. i wonder what that place smells like.

Rancid fat, boiled eggs, rotting everything, body odor, pee. And if you move any of the appliances, putrefaction and roach bait. I clean houses like this professionally every day. They all smell exactly the same.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

"Hmmm, I think I'll have the 'Mute Cow' platter"

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

White people gotta ruin lengua too holy poo poo

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Found in the cursed thread, where it definitely belongs, but it's our very specific kind of curse



I love Cesar salad and if I got this I honestly don't know what I'd do. Probably eat it and then post about it mercilessly on the internet

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Would u eat them like a candied apple?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Wasabi the J posted:

Would u eat them like a candied apple?

...Or like an ear of corn?

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



The Bloop posted:

Found in the cursed thread, where it definitely belongs, but it's our very specific kind of curse



I love Cesar salad and if I got this I honestly don't know what I'd do. Probably eat it and then post about it mercilessly on the internet

There's something about this sort of serving style that feels very much like "smaller, less metropolitan city restaurant scene" to me. Like, I've never seen anything served like this in the Bay Area, and I feel like it's not something you see in New York either. Service like this seems like something that would be found in like Cleveland or Tampa or St. Louis. Maybe San Diego. Am I crazy?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

There are a nonzero amount of little bugs buried in that lettuce because no way did it get rinsed thoroughly enough.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop posted:

Found in the cursed thread, where it definitely belongs, but it's our very specific kind of curse



I love Cesar salad and if I got this I honestly don't know what I'd do. Probably eat it and then post about it mercilessly on the internet

Hey Bobby did you bukakke the salad bushes yet? I got 2 tables screaming at me that they want their bushes just hosed down.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Kenning posted:

There's something about this sort of serving style that feels very much like "smaller, less metropolitan city restaurant scene" to me. Like, I've never seen anything served like this in the Bay Area, and I feel like it's not something you see in New York either. Service like this seems like something that would be found in like Cleveland or Tampa or St. Louis. Maybe San Diego. Am I crazy?

Okay, it turns out this is Casa Dolores in Guadalajara. One of the top Google reviews: "The atmosphere and service were good but the food is really bad."

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Kenning posted:

There's something about this sort of serving style that feels very much like "smaller, less metropolitan city restaurant scene" to me. Like, I've never seen anything served like this in the Bay Area, and I feel like it's not something you see in New York either. Service like this seems like something that would be found in like Cleveland or Tampa or St. Louis. Maybe San Diego. Am I crazy?

Smaller then those. You're looking for basically suburban cities that only have chains and the one fancy place that do not plate like assholes you go to once a year for your anniversary.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Kenning posted:

Okay, it turns out this is Casa Dolores in Guadalajara. One of the top Google reviews: "The atmosphere and service were good but the food is really bad."

They could take some lessons from a master salad maker.
https://youtu.be/ASgu6KLAmrE

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

The worst thing there is the text.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
the uncanny valley between food and diarrhea has been reached, finally.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

the uncanny valley between food and diarrhea has been reached, finally.

have a slurp

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop posted:

have a spray

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Have a spatter

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Have a pee

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I know you boys are hungry, grandma has a second spray for you, wet and chunky just how you like it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Dropping the wets off at the plate

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop posted:

Dropping the wets off at the plate

WAP

wet rear end plates

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
No lie, my dog threw up on the carpet on Christmas Day and it looked like the runny brown stuff on the plate.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


tongue but hole

great trap ahead

don’t give up skeleton

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

That person clearly meant to make sloppy joes and is too embarrassed to admit they forgot to buy buns.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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