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Humans: this spaceship that has evolved in tandem with me to provide all my wants and needs is boring, I want to destroy it so I can go live on a rock
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Antonymous posted:every other species has gone extinct on earth and humans will too, and that's OK because there's no where better for us to be by a country mile What about by an country parsec? Ever think of that?
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Thump! posted:What about by an country parsec? Ever think of that? the nearest extra-solar planet is more than a parsec away from the solar system, and it just beamed a pure tone to us (982.002 MHz ) this week that has no known natural cause, so I'm OK for us to go there, I will allow it edit: the planet it came from is in the habitable zone and is four (4) lightyears away from earth, 1.3 parsecs Antonymous has issued a correction as of 15:02 on Dec 30, 2020 |
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https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1344285163753189379?s=21
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Antonymous posted:it's a disgusting fantasy to leave earth this!
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 15:21 |
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leave or don't, it doesn't loving matter. life, human or otherwise, is a fart in the breeze of time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA
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Lib and let die posted:Th' planet's dyin', Cloud! Sure, but all the other planets are already dead.
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master roshi is the real hero of the dragon ball series
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BONGHITZ posted:master roshi is the real hero of the dragon ball series he overcomes the dirty old misogynist man inside him, fighting a battle not even that idiot kakkarot could fight for him. a real one.
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 15:56 |
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:01 |
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DR BRIGHT IS NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY IN, ON, OR AROUND THE UNABOMBER'S SHACK
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:12 |
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does the cabin explode if you touch it?
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Antonymous posted:we don't even live at the bottom of the ocean (or underwater at all) on our big watery ball planet ok but space is cool and that stuff isn't
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Lib and let die posted:Th' planet's dyin', Cloud! How does it help the 8 billion people if a handful of elites accompanied by some bootlickers gets to live for a couple years in space (and then die anyway)
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:32 |
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why not just teleport dipshit
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:39 |
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Antonymous posted:you can't go faster than light dummy, and even that 1,000 tsar bomba worth of energy is still less than how much energy the sun shines down onto earth alone every half hour https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/infrastructure/a29247769/warp-drive-possible/ you don't actually go faster than light, you warp spacetime around the space ship its all very theoretical and requires tons of new inventions, but it doesn't not work ymgve has issued a correction as of 16:43 on Dec 30, 2020 |
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Jesus why don't any of you jackasses just take some of the spice, melange, and fold the loving universe. You absolute morons.
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:47 |
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Half of you look like guild navigators as it is.
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ymgve posted:https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/infrastructure/a29247769/warp-drive-possible/ Or youre born a tachyon
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:49 |
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Also if you built orbital lasers to propel light sails you could get a small colony ship up to a pretty good clip and arrive to a nearby star within a single lifespan.
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I think any interstellar travel would almost certainly devolve into That One Ren And Stimpy Episode Meets Avenue 5 because, well, humans.
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pillsburysoldier posted:Or youre born a tachyon born as a tachyon in the big bang faster than light until i decay
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i love the "why not go to the bottom of the ocean rear end in a top hat" when like, bruh nobody liked xcom enemy from the deep stop trying to make it happen.
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:59 |
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Speleothing posted:Also if you built orbital lasers to propel light sails you could get a small colony ship up to a pretty good clip and arrive to a nearby star within a single lifespan. Yes fine, but there are cheaper ways to fire Elon musk into the sun
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Speleothing posted:Also if you built orbital lasers to propel light sails you could get a small colony ship up to a pretty good clip and arrive to a nearby star within a single lifespan. how do you slow down
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indigi posted:how do you slow down fire black light at them, which also has the side effect of making the cool mushroom tapestries in the shuttle look trippy af
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What if the black light encounters a space cop?
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:37 |
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space cops are too busy spending eternity shooting at black holes to no effect.
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edit:phone posted for me
GenSpecific has issued a correction as of 17:59 on Dec 30, 2020 |
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indigi posted:how do you slow down open the door and jump out, tuck and roll
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:55 |
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The faster you go, the more space shrinks in the direction you're going, so it's possible to go to another galaxy in a year if you go fast enough. A year from your POV that is. Outside observers would only see you move at slightly under the speed of light.
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Speleothing posted:Also if you built orbital lasers to propel light sails you could get a small colony ship up to a pretty good clip and arrive to a nearby star within a single lifespan. But why? The solar system has the capacity to support quadrillions of people. What's the point of going to another star where you have no infrastructure and absolutely no one to help you should something go wrong?
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https://twitter.com/godsbigtits/status/1344037483411984384?s=20
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human garbage bag posted:The faster you go, the more space shrinks in the direction you're going, so it's possible to go to another galaxy in a year if you go fast enough. A year from your POV that is. Outside observers would only see you move at slightly under the speed of light. just try not to hit any molecules along the way
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Ah yes, the woman who wouldn't give up her blackberry is a huge fan of the switch.
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cenotaph posted:Ah yes, the woman who wouldn't give up her blackberry is a huge fan of the switch. "Give me that nintendo!" Hillary screamed at the young child holding an iphone
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https://twitter.com/THEHermanCain/status/1344334694221971457
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