Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Tenebrais posted:

He was personally inconvenienced and the only explanation he can think of for that ever happening is people spitefully hurting him for the sheer joy of it.

Don't get me wrong, I'd derive quite a bit of joy from spitefully hurting Tim Pool. Doctors and nurses have higher priorities though.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Mokotow posted:

He should spend a day at a hospital, being surrounded by abject misery, piles and piles of dead bodies, and heartbreaking stories of absolute human misery around every corner. My fiancé works at a COVID hospital, and the loving thing I hear, jesus. Why does he think these people are dancing?

This is a right-wing talking point that is picking up steam in reference to some viral video. You know, the ones where hospital employees are dancing and twerking in an attempt to draw attention to their underfunded status or promote mask-wearing or whatever.

The chud response is "if covid is so bad, why are the nurses spending all their time choreographing dance moves? Shouldn't they be working themselves to death?"

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS 👥 - It's for your phone📲TM™ #ad📢

wizzardstaff posted:

This is a right-wing talking point that is picking up steam in reference to some viral video. You know, the ones where hospital employees are dancing and twerking in an attempt to draw attention to their underfunded status or promote mask-wearing or whatever.

The chud response is "if covid is so bad, why are the nurses spending all their time choreographing dance moves? Shouldn't they be working themselves to death?"

Porque no los dos

Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011


PicklePants
May 8, 2007
Woo!


The nazis are very much back on the..

"How can Covid be real, if there are nurses doing dances on TikTok! It must not be as bad as it seems! YOU'RE BEING FOOLED SO THEY CAN CONTROL YOUR BRAINS WITH MASKS, AND DESTROY SMALL BUSINESS!"

It would make more sense if the president hadn't caught it, his attorney, several senators and if 320+K Americans were dead.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Platystemon posted:

Yeah but who hires a maid in a pandemic?

They didn't consider that when they were making it up for reddit karma.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
a guy in a reddit thread arguing that the Empire and First Order in Star Wars arent nazis/arent supposed to represent nazis anymore






For those not knowing Star Wars, the empire and first order are the bad guys who are very obviously nazis and are explicitly stated to be based on nazis by the directors/creators/everyone that worked on it

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Mokotow posted:

He should spend a day at a hospital, being surrounded by abject misery, piles and piles of dead bodies, and heartbreaking stories of absolute human misery around every corner. My fiancé works at a COVID hospital, and the loving thing I hear, jesus. Why does he think these people are dancing?

Viral video. The right wing blogosphere’s outrage of the week.

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/worl...ronavirus-intl/

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I feel like I haven't heard from that loving idiot for like two months now, it was nice

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


missing the best response

"neil do you wear shoes"

Reapermort
Feb 25, 2006
Gonna start a go fund me after the pandemic is over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuBWbpTJRqk

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
https://twitter.com/vinabby/status/1343797253958471681?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I loving wish.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




I'm down

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Yessuh😎 demon time👹demon time👹 after nine⏰ she’s a vibe🤪 yeah demon time👹 yeah dat rear end🍑 get to shakin🤝 and her back get to breakin😈 demon time👹 demon time👹 demon time👹 i kill the pussy🔫 but she’s alive😳 yeah demon time👹 she’s readin minds🧠 i see the lies❌ its in her eyes 👀

her throat swallow my soul👻 I don’t feel nothin no moe😔 this bitch poppining😜 when she start she ain’t stopining🚫 she swallow the dick🍆 when i nut 🥜 she swallow it😲 demon time👹 onlyfans😍 pornhub🟠⚫️ stripclubs💃🏾 thats whats up😁 she’s a hustler💰 she Netflix 📺 and suckin dick🧎🏾‍♀️ no shame in her game🤷🏾‍♀️ she fuckin wit it💯 yeah demon time👹 demon time👹 we started off with 69♋️ yeah mmmmmmmmmmmm💆🏾‍♂️ now this cat🐱 got ma tounge👅 back shots🔫don’t run🏃🏾‍♀️ i gently caress dis bitch wit ma gun🔫 mmmmmmmmmmmm 💆🏾‍♂️ 3 rounds and Im done 🥵

demon time👹demon time👹 after nine⏰ she’s a vibe🤪 yeah demon time👹 yeah dat rear end🍑 get to shakin🤝 and her back get to breakin😈 demon time👹 demon time👹 demon time👹 i kill the pussy🔫 but she’s alive😳 yeah demon time👹 she’s readin minds🧠 i see the lies❌ its in her eyes 👀

The pussy listen 👂🏾 listen 👂🏾 whisperin🧏🏾‍♂️ whisperin🧏🏾‍♂️ i hope I ain’t trippin😳 yeah ouh😩 her legs 🦵🏾 behind her head 👩🏾 her tongue👅 is out she want anal instead 🤷🏾‍♂️ sex toys 🧸 whips and chains ⛓ drink some thangs🥂 novacane ⚪️ and smokin rank🍁 we call it sex supplies 😎 we fuckin all night 🥵 i need to check the time⌚️ mmm she got a nigga🧔🏾 i see the signs❗️ shes divine😇 but the bitches soul is mine😈 uh im talkin blinkin light 💡 fixtures grey sweats on she got the dick🍆 grippers😳 mmm a walkin zombie 🧟‍♀️ mommy👩‍👦 another bitch in the room😎 standing right behind me😳 uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh💆🏾‍♂️ the pussy 🐱 satanic 👺 baby 🍼 don’t panic 😱

demon time👹demon time👹 after nine⏰ she’s a vibe🤪 yeah demon time👹 yeah dat rear end🍑 get to shakin🤝 and her back get to breakin😈 demon time👹 demon time👹 demon time👹 i kill the pussy🔫 but she’s alive😳 yeah demon time👹 she’s readin minds🧠 i see the lies❌ its in her eyes 👀

demon time👹demon time👹 after nine⏰ she’s a vibe🤪 yeah demon time👹 yeah dat rear end🍑 get to shakin🤝 and her back get to breakin😈 yeah demon time👹 demon time👹 demon time👹 i kill the pussy🔫 but she’s alive😳 yeah demon time👹 she’s readin minds🧠 i see the lies❌ its in her eyes 👀

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Yessuh😎 demon time👹demon time👹 after nine⏰ she’s a vibe🤪 yeah demon time👹 yeah dat rear end🍑 get to shakin🤝 and her back get to breakin😈 demon time👹 demon time👹 demon time👹 i kill the pussy🔫 but she’s alive😳 yeah demon time👹 she’s readin minds🧠 i see the lies❌ its in her eyes 👀

her throat swallow my soul👻 I don’t feel nothin no moe😔 this bitch poppining😜 when she start she ain’t stopining🚫 she swallow the dick🍆 when i nut 🥜 she swallow it😲 demon time👹 onlyfans😍 pornhub🟠⚫️ stripclubs💃🏾 thats whats up😁 she’s a hustler💰 she Netflix 📺 and suckin dick🧎🏾‍♀️ no shame in her game🤷🏾‍♀️ she fuckin wit it💯 yeah demon time👹 demon time👹 we started off with 69♋️ yeah mmmmmmmmmmmm💆🏾‍♂️ now this cat🐱 got ma tounge👅 back shots🔫don’t run🏃🏾‍♀️ i gently caress dis bitch wit ma gun🔫 mmmmmmmmmmmm 💆🏾‍♂️ 3 rounds and Im done 🥵

demon time👹demon time👹 after nine⏰ she’s a vibe🤪 yeah demon time👹 yeah dat rear end🍑 get to shakin🤝 and her back get to breakin😈 demon time👹 demon time👹 demon time👹 i kill the pussy🔫 but she’s alive😳 yeah demon time👹 she’s readin minds🧠 i see the lies❌ its in her eyes 👀

The pussy listen 👂🏾 listen 👂🏾 whisperin🧏🏾‍♂️ whisperin🧏🏾‍♂️ i hope I ain’t trippin😳 yeah ouh😩 her legs 🦵🏾 behind her head 👩🏾 her tongue👅 is out she want anal instead 🤷🏾‍♂️ sex toys 🧸 whips and chains ⛓ drink some thangs🥂 novacane ⚪️ and smokin rank🍁 we call it sex supplies 😎 we fuckin all night 🥵 i need to check the time⌚️ mmm she got a nigga🧔🏾 i see the signs❗️ shes divine😇 but the bitches soul is mine😈 uh im talkin blinkin light 💡 fixtures grey sweats on she got the dick🍆 grippers😳 mmm a walkin zombie 🧟‍♀️ mommy👩‍👦 another bitch in the room😎 standing right behind me😳 uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh💆🏾‍♂️ the pussy 🐱 satanic 👺 baby 🍼 don’t panic 😱

demon time👹demon time👹 after nine⏰ she’s a vibe🤪 yeah demon time👹 yeah dat rear end🍑 get to shakin🤝 and her back get to breakin😈 demon time👹 demon time👹 demon time👹 i kill the pussy🔫 but she’s alive😳 yeah demon time👹 she’s readin minds🧠 i see the lies❌ its in her eyes 👀

demon time👹demon time👹 after nine⏰ she’s a vibe🤪 yeah demon time👹 yeah dat rear end🍑 get to shakin🤝 and her back get to breakin😈 yeah demon time👹 demon time👹 demon time👹 i kill the pussy🔫 but she’s alive😳 yeah demon time👹 she’s readin minds🧠 i see the lies❌ its in her eyes 👀

Do you just have a collection of these ready to go or do you just make them up on the spot? Either way I'm impressed.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yeah I'll post this here too.

The National Police Association has been mass blocking furries on Twitter because they had too many of them post DTP at them

https://twitter.com/firr/status/1343321197203881988?s=21

https://twitter.com/shugowah/status/1344034437596590083?s=21

https://twitter.com/carbinecat/status/1344039237667192838?s=21

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 06:15 on Dec 30, 2020

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

:aaaaa:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Put some clothes on neil.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Data Graham posted:

Yeah I'll post this here too.

The National Police Association has been mass blocking furries on Twitter because they had too many of them post DTP at them

"Defund Death the Police"

-Costumed Cop Haters

Even better, the replies are saying the "National Police Association" isn't even connected to the police. They're just a grifter/lobbyist? group.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Police in Australia are trying to be relatable

https://twitter.com/ACTPolicing/status/1344093365017726976

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Assuming they only put one person in there at a time that's so much better than any American jail. Or is it a prison? Same thing if it's a prison.

For people who don't know the difference, or if it's different in your country, jail is where you go when you've been arrested but haven't been convicted of a crime, prison is where you go after you're convicted.

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 12:08 on Dec 30, 2020

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Took me a minute to realize that wasn't actually some stupid rich person thing where you pay exorbitant amounts of money to pretend to be in jail for a night

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




drat demons suck at loving then.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Bismuth posted:

For those not knowing Star Wars, the empire and first order are the bad guys who are very obviously nazis and are explicitly stated to be based on nazis by the directors/creators/everyone that worked on it

Disney plays both sides of this.

Yeah they’re based on the Nazis, but aren’t they super cool? Don’t you want to buy merch of them? Watch their parade at our theme park!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
It isn't like Disney is some evil empire

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Skwirl posted:

For people who don't know the difference, or if it's different in your country, jail is where you go when you've been arrested but haven't been convicted of a crime, prison is where you go after you're convicted.

You can also serve time in a jail if you're convicted of a misdemeanor and are serving less than a year.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

There are definitely multiple goon parents that have bought accounts for their kids.

For Better or Worse

Well duh. You wouldn't want your kid to be a pubbie.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Bismuth posted:

a guy in a reddit thread arguing that the Empire and First Order in Star Wars arent nazis/arent supposed to represent nazis anymore






For those not knowing Star Wars, the empire and first order are the bad guys who are very obviously nazis and are explicitly stated to be based on nazis by the directors/creators/everyone that worked on it

OTOH, what if the Empire is America? Grossing about how many men died on the death star while people cheered, followed by saying blowing up Alderan was worth it to stop terrorism. Could that guy be telegraphing "America is the baddies" any harder?

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Have some science.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

sugar mouse posted:

Have some science.



Why.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Facebook Aunt posted:

OTOH, what if the Empire is America? Grossing about how many men died on the death star while people cheered, followed by saying blowing up Alderan was worth it to stop terrorism. Could that guy be telegraphing "America is the baddies" any harder?

You've seen Clerks right?

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...

sugar mouse posted:

Have some science.


Hey, what do you know, it's an actual study!

SCIENCE!

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Facebook Aunt posted:

OTOH, what if the Empire is America? Grossing about how many men died on the death star while people cheered, followed by saying blowing up Alderan was worth it to stop terrorism. Could that guy be telegraphing "America is the baddies" any harder?

Alderaan

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Incidentally I was just watching the first movie a few days ago and it's interesting in how many little things don't quite line up with what we know later (these are all little unimportant things of course). Obviously the Anakin/Darth Vader bit hadn't been sketched out nor Luke and Leia's relation, Darth is treated like a first name and not a title, etc. But there's little things too like the mention of an Imperial Senate that Tarkin and Vader are expected to be answerable to even if does get dissolved halfway through.

It was a long time ago when I read it but the old novelization of the movie takes it one step farther and all but states that the Emperor is a spineless figurehead being manipulated by the people around him which is funny in retrospect.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

If I know my EU correctly, this implies that there was an Alderan that it was cloned from

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

sugar mouse posted:

Have some science.


"No, no, I wasn't staring at your breasts, I was just entranced by your chest photons!"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



christmas boots posted:

Incidentally I was just watching the first movie a few days ago and it's interesting in how many little things don't quite line up with what we know later (these are all little unimportant things of course). Obviously the Anakin/Darth Vader bit hadn't been sketched out nor Luke and Leia's relation, Darth is treated like a first name and not a title, etc. But there's little things too like the mention of an Imperial Senate that Tarkin and Vader are expected to be answerable to even if does get dissolved halfway through.

It was a long time ago when I read it but the old novelization of the movie takes it one step farther and all but states that the Emperor is a spineless figurehead being manipulated by the people around him which is funny in retrospect.

Before the prequels came out I would never in a million years have guessed that the Old Republic was something that had existed in fully empowered form just a generation ago. The way they all talked it sounded like the Jedi and the Republic were something that had been all but eradicated decades if not centuries earlier, but still existed in hiding in remnant form, like feudal Japanese imperial institutions after WWII, or like Aragorn wandering in the woods as the heir to a centuries-dead kingdom.

"Oh so yeah the Empire is just the Republic except Palpatine who was a Senator passed the PATRIOT act" took longer for me to come to terms with than Jar-Jar did

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply