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Who wants some unfiltered batshittery?   This is my aunt who I've posted about quite a few times. Was once super cool, I liked her a lot. Then she accused me of going crazy because she didn't like my Facebook posts, then went full TERF, then went anti-mask, then started spouting QAnon poo poo, now this.
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I regret to inform you that your aunt was never cool. Unless she recently suffered a heart attack/open heart surgery/stroke/etc since hypoxia has rarely made a person better. In which case, I regret to inform you that your aunt is dead.
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I've been no contact for almost 2 years now, but I go to see the crazy when I'm bored sometimes. My memories of her was liking good music and sci-fi, she made me some awesome mix tapes when I was entering my teens. It's a little scary because mental illness runs in the family and as such leads to repeated trauma through generations, so it makes me feel like my time bomb might go off some time in the next 15 years and I'll end up like her and others who've gone off the deep end in their middle age. At least I didn't have any children to gently caress up.
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Dec 31, 2020 05:04
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Picnic Princess posted:I've been no contact for almost 2 years now, but I go to see the crazy when I'm bored sometimes. Praise be.
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Dec 31, 2020 05:14
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:
Huh. What did they get banned for, in the end?
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Dec 31, 2020 07:23
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kdrudy posted:I had always assumed the clone wars were about fighting Jedi clones. That would have been so much cooler than what we ended up with.
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Dec 31, 2020 07:48
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I peeked ahead on my "page a day" calendar and apparently there's a December 32nd this year.
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Dec 31, 2020 08:12
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PoontifexMacksimus posted:Huh. What did they get banned for, in the end? Being a partner-beating piece of poo poo.
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See, once a billionaire always a billionaire. Even when they take enough money from you in taxes that you merely have millions you still get to wear your “I’m a billionaire” button on your lapel. If Marxism makes getting to billionaire status illegal then how will the government get all that tax money to fund its social goals? Checkmate commies. I am very intelligent. Edit: haha he spent the day posting through it until he signed off with a “thanks for the exposure DUMMIES!” Scratch Monkey has a new favorite as of 14:25 on Dec 31, 2020 |
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Dec 31, 2020 14:23
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https://twitter.com/5againstOne/status/1344375129032298497?s=19 icicles hanging from roofs contain bird poop
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Dec 31, 2020 15:35
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Picnic Princess posted:I've been no contact for almost 2 years now, but I go to see the crazy when I'm bored sometimes. YOU haven't started RANDOMLY inserting capitalized WORDS here OR ON Facebook YET. Based on my ADMITTEDLY LIMITED knowledge it SEEMS TO BE a defining trait.
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Dec 31, 2020 15:39
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PoontifexMacksimus posted:Huh. What did they get banned for, in the end? So I'm checking the leper's colony but it doesn't seem to have an option for 'search by user name' Probably being literally a nazi. I know some furries are good folken but
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Dec 31, 2020 15:42
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Obi couldn’t fight in the clone wars because he was too busy dealing with that thanksgiving day illegal dumping incident.
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Dec 31, 2020 16:06
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Picnic Princess posted:Who wants some unfiltered batshittery? Yo this reads like something a spree killer writes up before they go and shoot up a statehouse or a newspaper or something, does your aunt own any firearms?
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Dec 31, 2020 16:13
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this guy is a huge joke and ThoughtSlime (a left wing youtuber) spends a couple videos owning him, and it's very funny.
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Dec 31, 2020 16:21
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Borger King.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/5againstOne/status/1344375129032298497?s=19 I usually think of histoplasmosis as being a lung thing. I'm not saying "eat all the bird poop you want" but I wouldn't be overly worried about it.
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Dec 31, 2020 17:50
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Just sew that cloaca straight to my mouth and let 'er rip.
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Dec 31, 2020 17:53
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Bird poo poo wasn't the first thing I thought of, but ice that's hanging from my dirty rear end gutters or whatever definitely should not be eaten that is correct.
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Dec 31, 2020 17:56
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Why do you have an rear end gutter?
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Butt Rock. 
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SiKboy posted:Why do you have an rear end gutter? How else are you supposed to get it to the mouth?
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:So I'm checking the leper's colony but it doesn't seem to have an option for 'search by user name' They're not banned though?  https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=131251
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/5againstOne/status/1344375129032298497?s=19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abVJLOPBnXU
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Ambitious Spider posted:Obi couldn’t fight in the clone wars because he was too busy dealing with that thanksgiving day illegal dumping incident. On top of that, he had to spend all of that time preparing 27 eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, explaining what each one was, to be used as evidence. The kicker is that the judge didn't even look at them at the trial! Typical blind justice. 
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Dec 31, 2020 19:22
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:So I'm checking the leper's colony but it doesn't seem to have an option for 'search by user name' https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=131251 He isn't banned.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/5againstOne/status/1344375129032298497?s=19 Love how he gives it away by saying "many of us survived" instead of "all of us survived".
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Dec 31, 2020 20:08
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I could probably survive eating poo poo but I still don't want to.
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Winter is a special treat for me. The rest of the year I need a ladder to get some roof lickins!
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Picnic Princess posted:Who wants some unfiltered batshittery? You could always make a fake account and ask her why, if she is opposed to the Archons, does she wish to take the form of Yaldabaoth? I'm not suggesting saying anything more. Just what result that would get.
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Once I overheard two old men enjoying the sauna at the public pool discussing how the youth these days are so soft and weak, why, when they were a kid they'd go swimming in the creek! And once a big old bloated dead cow floated by, but they didn't care, they just kept swimming! If not wanting to swim with a rotting cow carcass makes me weak and pampered, well, I'll wear that label with pride.
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Dec 31, 2020 20:23
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Yeah, I've swam in a creek too. Whoopty poo poo. It didn't even have a dead cow in it.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Yeah, I've swam in a creek too. Whoopty poo poo. It didn't even have a dead cow in it. I'm sorry your childhood sucked. Me? Dead cow city (pop 1147) (also known as 'shoot the dog, boy' city)
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Picnic Princess posted:It's a little scary because mental illness runs in the family and as such leads to repeated trauma through generations, so it makes me feel like my time bomb might go off some time in the next 15 years and I'll end up like her and others who've gone off the deep end in their middle age.  My husband thinks it's a little weird that I worry about it because I'm (mostly) normal except for some childhood neuroses, but my mom's mom went nuts around age 50 and my mom went nuts around age 40. I'm 35 and it just feels like one day I'm going to become a paranoid, vengeful psychopath like they did. Thank God my dad is normal except for his degenerative health disorders and crippling insecurity. Great genes, really. Tha best.
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DiabloStarCraft posted:Yo this reads like something a spree killer writes up before they go and shoot up a statehouse or a newspaper or something, does your aunt own any firearms? No, she's in Toronto and regularly chooses to be unemployed because "drat The Man" so she wouldn't be able to afford it. She only has internet when the libraries aren't closed for lockdowns 
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DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢…. but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆COCKS🍆 for TWENTY HORNY-ONE 😍👉👌 all of the 🍑THOTS🍑🍑😋🙋 are making it their 🎉NEW YEARS🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅BIG DICKS👅 to EXPLODE 💥💥💥💥 some💥💥FIREWORKS💦💦 .. and some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉😉 in their rear end 🍑🍑 💥💥 be prepared to get 🍆🍑hosed😩😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆🌜🌙 on NEW COCKS 🍆EVE when 🍑🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦💦 cums💦💦 around🍆🍆👅 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉6⃣9⃣ NEW YEAR HOES😉 BEFORE 😩🍑 2⃣💦0⃣💦2️⃣💦1️⃣or you won’t be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊
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Hey there you horny whorebags🥴✊🏻🍆💦💦🤤🤤you promiscuous playboys🐰+🐰=🛌🔞📈🌚you jovial jerkoffs✋🏼🤠 ✊🏼🥖 💦 💆🏻♀️it’s time to pop open😜💦💦🍾a little champain🐕💨🌶🐕 🥵 😏 with that pleasure 🐋✋🏼🥴✊🏼💦🧬🐳 because it’s NEW YEARS!📆🍾😜👯♀️👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨🔞 So if you’re down for a little pussy pollution 🦵🏽♦️🦵🏽👁👅👁 for your resolution 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️= 🤰🏻and wanna doing some spit roastin 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 + 👨🏻 = 💥 🙋🏻♂️🙆🏽♀️🙋🏻♂️🇫🇷🗼before your toastin 🥂 😋 🥂 then bring out the inner party animal 🦓 🐒 🦔 so your philander 😏 😏 can take a gander 👀 👀 and pander 👋🏼 🍑 🤤 all on the salamander 🦎🦎💦💦🙋🏻♀️It’s been👉🏼👁👃🏻👁👉🏼a rough✋🏼👁👃🏻👁✋🏼 and hard year 👅 for us all. Between 👄 Australia🇦🇺🦵🏽 🍆 🦵🏽 losing its😕🦵🏽♦️🦵🏽 bush 🌳🔥🥵🌡 down under 😏 ✊🏼 🍆 💦 💦 😩The US 🇺🇸 renaming Iran 🇮🇷 to “Iran away”, 🚀 💦 💥 🏃🏻♀️✋🏼😳✋🏼and the Covid 🦠 cockblocking 😏🍆💦🙅🏽♀️🤷🏻♂️and stimulus ⚡️ twat swatting 👋🏼🦵🏽💎🦵🏽😡 from Bitch McConnell 🖕🏼😤🖕🏼people aren’t working 👩🏽🏫 😢 aren’t jerking😢 ✊🏼🍆💦🚫and aren’t twerking 👏🏻 🍑🚫🤷🏻♀️this holiday season 🎅🏻 🎄 🦌 🍆 💦 🇺🇸 Hoeeepfully this new year guides you👩🏽✈️👩🏽✈️✈️ with a fap map 🗺 and cumpassss 🧭 💦 🛌 = 🤰🏻so you can traverse 🏍 💦 💦 👩🏻💻all the way down the happy trail 🌳🌊🌳 and maneuver🕵🏽🕵🏻♂️your scooter 🛵 🛵 into her cooter 😩 👅🦵🏽♦️🦵🏽 Be sure to stick that dick 🦴 💨 💨 🍑 in all those New Years resolutions 🖊💦💦📝so that you can set a goal 🥅 for every hole👉🏼👌🏼♾ 😉 this 2021 🍷 🍻 🥂 💆🏻♀️ 😏 and over year 🔞🔞🔞2020 was hard 🥖 💦 🥛 😳 because you had no reason to be 😢🚫🚫🙋🏻♀️So go out and pop some bottles 🍼💦💦👯♀️👯♀️and cherry pop 🍒🍒😋 some models 😏🍆💦💦🧎🏻♀️since we can finally get legally spunk drunk 👨🏻 🥖 💦 💦 😵 in 2021 🤠😈😼🍻 send this to 10 Nefarious New Years Loving Nanny’s 💁🏽♀️💁🏽♀️ 😏👌🏼so you can go from the dirty streets 🚗 🚃🛫 to the dirty sheets 👨🏻📲+👩🏽 = 🏃🏻&r🏃🏽♀️ 🛌 🌝 Or else, the only balls getting admired 🍒🍒👁👅👁😱 will be the ones dropping 🏀 🙆🏽♀️in Times Square🗽🎇🏙🌃👍🏼👨🏻✊🏼🥖💦👁👄👁
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I know it’s a gimmick and sometimes it’s just whatever, but I gotta honestly say... Never stop that gimmick The Saddest Rhino. Sometimes..a lot of times... you aren’t the hero we need. But the hero we deserve.
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