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-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1344577407857016832

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

DontMockMySmock posted:

God, it's been twelve years since I was a lurker but I still remember a bunch of this poo poo. "rear end" was "rear end," "rear end in a top hat" was "rear end in a top hat."
permabanned poster friend of the family stomper 58

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.
“surprise sex”

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Watch Dogs and Watch Dogs 2 look like they're insanely more fun than the actual games.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Memento posted:

Watch Dogs and Watch Dogs 2 look like they're insanely more fun than the actual games.

:hmmyes:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I'd play a game where you craft stars and stellar systems.

Feed all the hydrogen to my gas giants, make them big and strong.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Megillah Gorilla posted:

I'd play a game where you craft stars and stellar systems.

Feed all the hydrogen to my gas giants, make them big and strong.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/320090/This_Starry_Midnight_We_Make/

Currently on sale for 80% off, no idea on the acutal quality of the game.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
You gotta gimme the stink lines!

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

JGdmn posted:

“surprise sex”

That was probably the worst one.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


Car batteries, not dope! How loving hard is this to understand for you people?

BlancoNino
Apr 26, 2010

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I'd play a game where you craft stars and stellar systems.

Feed all the hydrogen to my gas giants, make them big and strong.

Solar 2 is a pretty fun arcade style game, or Universe Sandbox to make galaxies smash into each other.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Megillah Gorilla posted:

I'd play a game where you craft stars and stellar systems.

Feed all the hydrogen to my gas giants, make them big and strong.

katamari damacy

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Lodin posted:



Car batteries, not dope! How loving hard is this to understand for you people?

Can someone explain why it is commonly accepted on something awful that car batteries go into the river

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

VanSandman posted:

Can someone explain why it is commonly accepted on something awful that car batteries go into the river
They go into the ocean, IDK what that poster is saying

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

VanSandman posted:

Can someone explain why it is commonly accepted on something awful that car batteries go into the river

It's just memes my friend. Started with some surreal shitposts, the kind of which are the only saving grace of facebook.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


VanSandman posted:

Can someone explain why it is commonly accepted on something awful that car batteries go into the river

It’s the ocean and it’s a perfectly legal thrill.

Intl Cron
Dec 5, 2005

I'm just an olde-fashioned cowboy...

Cartoon Man posted:

It’s the ocean and it’s a perfectly legal thrill.

Those jerkwads at AutoZone clearly got to them

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Memento posted:

It's just memes my friend. Started with some surreal shitposts, the kind of which are the only saving grace of facebook.

We recently pulled over a dozen car batteries out of the local river. No idea how many more are going to end up in there as the river shifts course and scours out the adjacent illegal landfill. Thanks people from 20-30 years ago!

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

sadly river animals don't have the extremely smooth skin that sharks have, letting any pollution slide right off

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Outrail posted:

We recently pulled over a dozen car batteries out of the local river. No idea how many more are going to end up in there as the river shifts course and scours out the adjacent illegal landfill. Thanks people from 20-30 years ago!

Well of all the possible anthropogenic sediments from that landfill, car batteries are about the densest. Guessing you'll have to haul a lot more out before the whole thing is over :(

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Memento posted:

Well of all the possible anthropogenic sediments from that landfill, car batteries are about the densest. Guessing you'll have to haul a lot more out before the whole thing is over :(

Yeah, they were all sitting within a few meters of where they fell in, the rest of the poo poo washed down to who knows where. It's a free stone river so they'll eventually get buried in the river bottom and sit there leeching poo poo for decades if we don't get them out so... Yay.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Lechtansi posted:

If you haven't seen the Animatrix, do so. It's basically a bunch of stories of people loving around in the Matrix.

anime is bad

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

ChubbyChecker posted:

anime is bad

While true, The Animatrix is a collection of vignettes made up of various animation styles. Some are even anime!

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
It has admittedly been a long time but I believe like at 2 of 9 shorts at most could be considered anime

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




ChubbyChecker posted:

anime is bad

Much

Like



Your








MOM

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



The Second Renaissance is brilliant.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

TK-42-1 posted:

The Second Renaissance is brilliant.

:hmmyes:
The style & how graphic it was got me all :gonk:, especially the screaming.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I remember that one soldier trapped in his mech and the machines coming along and pulling him out.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

FactsAreUseless posted:

They go into the ocean, IDK what that poster is saying

Fresh water eels can also have little a car battery, as a treat.

Don't know about you but I can't drive five hundred miles and then 500 more just to throw a battery in the ocean when there's a perfect river right next door.

Lodin has a new favorite as of 17:23 on Dec 31, 2020

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I remember that one soldier trapped in his mech and the machines coming along and pulling him out.

That was very nice and helpful of them, but sure what the war was about tbh

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lodin posted:

I can't drive one hundred miles and
I can't drive one hundred more
Just to throw a battery in the ocean
When there's a perfect river right next door

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

VanSandman posted:

Can someone explain why it is commonly accepted on something awful that car batteries go into the river

It helps the electric eels recharge.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

VanSandman posted:

Can someone explain why it is commonly accepted on something awful that car batteries go into the river ocean

Because it's a legal thrill that's smoother than sharks, which are smooth as hell

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Bloop posted:

Because it's a legal thrill that's smoother than sharks, which are smooth as hell

That comparison is just illogical, nothing is smoother than sharks.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Platystemon posted:

It helps the electric eels recharge.

I feel this is something you could say to a non-insignificant percentage of the general population without any questions.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

That comparison is just illogical, nothing is smoother than sharks.

Not physically, no

But conceptually



Image 0.999... spherical airplanes at the edge of a conveyer belt. Autozone works the same way

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:
Imagine four car batteries at the edge of a cliff...

A radically smooth shark rides them all down into the waiting ocean below.

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Reminder they did a study and something like 30% of Americans believe that chocolate milk comes from
Brown cows.

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