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feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
If someone is willing to hack my laptop so they can watch me jerk off I figure they've earned it at that point

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hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005

Big Beef City posted:

ya I was kinda re-remembering after that post and you're mostly right. You could use the outter black ring as a d-pad. In fact I used it as my primary controller once I got it and didn't go back, I dunno what I was remembering exactly.

well, you certainly owe nintendo an apology

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

feelix posted:

If someone is willing to hack my laptop so they can watch me jerk off I figure they've earned it at that point

I think it's more to avert the possibility of anything happening, ever. I don't need to use my webcam ever, so why give it an unobstructed view?

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Some of you lucky fuckers are already living in 2021, what's it like?

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Some of you lucky fuckers are already living in 2021, what's it like?

gonna take a wild guess here: it sucks rear end

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

The Last Call posted:

Besides treason what do you call it when a good portion of the government actively wants to perform a coup:

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/stat...%5Es1_&ref_url=

These two republicans are referencing that letter that was signed by 140 representatives before the electoral college had casted their votes. It's very unlikely they are all still on board with this.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Philthy posted:

My NesMAX worked with everything great. I never used the thumbpad slider tho, I just used it as a d-pad by having my thumb cross over the ring entirely.

The correct way to use this peripheral is actually with the anus and balls. Thus the strange controls. Little known fact

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Big Beef City posted:

I owned one of these. You could pretty much only play 'Track'n'Field' and maybe a couple other games with it. Everything else flipped out. It wasn't really full analog or anything, it was still the D pad, it just had the rotational thumbpad to facilitate quicker 'spins' around it. It was clumsy. Cool as hell for the time though.

It had a turbo button, which was awesome for speedrunning through Contra.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Some of you lucky fuckers are already living in 2021, what's it like?

I imagine it’s like being around the most powerful man in America’s freshly changed diaper.

Still room for hope before it overflows with poo poo and piss.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

I like how all of these congress members that are saying the election was rigged, won re-election in 2020. I would take them more seriously if they resigned in protest.

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

TenTonHammer posted:

I think owning a gun, or even like, 2 guns, is ok, as long as you know what the hell youre doing with it, and its secured. Even though I was complaining about chuds and gun buying, I have my carry permit, and own a Glock G19. I only purchased this back in October because of the way this Trump deal is heading, and the crazies talking about uprising. My main concern, and the point of complaining about chud buying, is that these fuckers have 20 to 30 guns already. One co-worker, who lives maybe 5 miles from me, legit has bought a gun every 2 weeks. And I know people said "oh good luck finding them in stores". That's not the case, around here anyway. Every one he bought has been from individuals. I asked him the other day how many he had, and he said he was up to 15 pistols, 3 shotguns, 2 AR-15s, and 10 rifles. Here in Tennessee, people are basically in gun porn mode.

This is the thing that blows my mind about some gun owners. I am not a gun person, but fine, I can understand having one gun in your house. But why hoard like 30-40 guns? Why does anyone need this kind of arsenal?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




The Wisconsin healthcare employee who intentionally ruined 500 doses of COVID vaccine has been arrested. No name yet, but I'm sure it's coming, and then I'm sure trolling through their social media posts will be a loving blast!

EDIT: It was a pharmacist. :yikeseroo:

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields

tpink posted:

This is the thing that blows my mind about some gun owners. I am not a gun person, but fine, I can understand having one gun in your house. But why hoard like 30-40 guns? Why does anyone need this kind of arsenal?

I don't know, but I've got about 25 hats, none of which are wearable. East German border guard cap, a fez, a Swedish army winter cap from the 50s, a cheap ushanka, replica chinese pilot helmet, 1950s belgian Brodie helmet etc. I don't even do fancy dress/costume parties, but if you like having a certain thing you sometimes kind of get locked into a collection. I could see myself doing the same with guns if you could buy them here. I'm glad you can't though.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

The Wisconsin healthcare employee who intentionally ruined 500 doses of COVID vaccine has been arrested. No name yet, but I'm sure it's coming, and then I'm sure trolling through their social media posts will be a loving blast!

EDIT: It was a pharmacist. :yikeseroo:

no more vax for wisconsin, give them to the coasts

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Alan Smithee posted:

no more vax for wisconsin, give them to the coasts

gently caress you

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Fairs fair

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Alan Smithee posted:

no more vax for wisconsin, give them to the coasts

Nah, distribute them by county. Milwaukee and Dane counties - yes, Ozaukee County (where Grafton is) - no.

It will allow us to inoculate the most people, while also making sure idiot chuds don't intentionally gently caress up any of the doses out of whatever weird spite they have going on.

Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007

feelix posted:

If someone is willing to hack my laptop so they can watch me jerk off I figure they've earned it at that point

Exposing your machine to remote access and jerking off to own the libs.

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

Diorama posted:

I don't know, but I've got about 25 hats, none of which are wearable. East German border guard cap, a fez, a Swedish army winter cap from the 50s, a cheap ushanka, replica chinese pilot helmet, 1950s belgian Brodie helmet etc. I don't even do fancy dress/costume parties, but if you like having a certain thing you sometimes kind of get locked into a collection. I could see myself doing the same with guns if you could buy them here. I'm glad you can't though.

Yea, there's also the social cred within any collecting subculture or hobby of showing off new acquisition. They may not need a new gun, hat, warham figure, etc but buying them gives them something to show off and talk about.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

feelix posted:

If someone is willing to hack my laptop so they can watch me jerk off I figure they've earned it at that point

Mine is pointed directly at my dong at all times. If an actual human really wants to see this thing, well, god bless em

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

poisonpill posted:

Fairs fair

It was one private industry employee not even a government employee.

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

Had visions from the future.

I am living in 2021 so this almost is from the future. Everything is pretty much the same, but more explosions.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Does anyone know if trumps visa ban will end at midnight? The paper work says yes but I do not understand how america works.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presiden...virus-outbreak/

I’m gonna come see you all

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Watching “Death to 2020” on Netflix, omg it’s funny

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

tpink posted:

This is the thing that blows my mind about some gun owners. I am not a gun person, but fine, I can understand having one gun in your house. But why hoard like 30-40 guns? Why does anyone need this kind of arsenal?

Serious answer: because for a lot of people it's a hobby. It's cheaper than, say, fixing up classic cars, and takes a shitload less time and space and effort too. To many people, guns are cool examples of engineering and some of them are pieces of history, and every now and then you can take them out and use them to put holes in paper from surprisingly long distances. And because they hold their resale value extremely well compared to most collectibles, if you get tired of one you can always sell it and get something new. But over time you tend to accumulate ones that you like, and before you know it you have what a lot of people would consider a ridiculous arsenal.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Powered Descent posted:

Serious answer: because for a lot of people it's a hobby. It's cheaper than, say, fixing up classic cars, and takes a shitload less time and space and effort too. To many people, guns are cool examples of engineering and some of them are pieces of history, and every now and then you can take them out and use them to put holes in paper from surprisingly long distances. And because they hold their resale value extremely well compared to most collectibles, if you get tired of one you can always sell it and get something new. But over time you tend to accumulate ones that you like, and before you know it you have what a lot of people would consider a ridiculous arsenal.

yeah but I don't use classic cars as a way to intimidate people and prove my manhood, there's something wrong with a hobby if it promotes bad ideology. but whatever, people are lethally insane most of the time, they gonna kill all of us eventually.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Big Beef City posted:

gently caress you

Sorry but you wasted your doses, Soros has assigned your state wasteland status

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

tpink posted:

This is the thing that blows my mind about some gun owners. I am not a gun person, but fine, I can understand having one gun in your house. But why hoard like 30-40 guns? Why does anyone need this kind of arsenal?

It's because they're loving idiots. To anyone rushing to hit the reply button to tell me why I'm wrong and, actually, they really need a bunch of guns: you're the exact type of loving idiot I'm talking about.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Bape Culture posted:

Does anyone know if trumps visa ban will end at midnight? The paper work says yes but I do not understand how america works.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presiden...virus-outbreak/

I’m gonna come see you all

Why are you coming to this hellhole of a country? Half our drat population is diseased and doesn’t believe their fluid filled lungs are actually killing them.

You ever seen the Jurassic Park sequels? It’s like that except it’s heavily-armed brainless old white men driving large trucks with empty beds instead of dinosaurs.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
No girls allowed in club.

Proud Boys Melt Down Over Growing ‘Proud Girls’ Movement On Far-Right Social Media Site Parler

https://percolately.com/proud-boys-proud-girls-far-right/

For The Proud Boys, an extremist hate group formed four years ago in New York City, 2020 was quite the year.

But most recently the group has grabbed headlines because they simply cannot accept that a group of women online want to spread hate and tolerance too.

As the Daily Dot has reported, the Proud Boys got into a tizzy when multiple women took to social media and began to identify themselves as “The Proud Girls.”

It all went down on Parler, a Twitter-esque social media site that has become the haven for conservative thinkers.

The Daily Dot explained that users like “ProudGirls2020” and “TheProudGirlsFlorida” have been using Parler to peddle their own hateful ideals for months now.

That growing movement apparently bothered The Proud Boys so much that one of the group’s members–Proud Boys Northern Nevada–tore into an on-brand, misogynistic rant.

The tirade began with the equivalent of someone on a playground sticking their tongue out.

“Dear ‘Proud Girls.’ Stop.”

“Hijacking our fraternity because you can’t stand men having their own club is exactly why we created this club in the first place.”

“You aren’t supporting us. You’re hurting us. You’re ruining what we hold dear.”

Then, right on cue, the cartoonish gender stereotypes came out.

“Want to know how to ACTUALLY support us? Get married, have children, cultivate wonderful communities in which we can live in.”

“To save the west we need WOMEN BEING WOMEN. Not women trying to be men.”

“We beg of you, with sincere love from the bottom of our hearts, get pregnant and get the gently caress back in the kitchen.”

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:

Why are you coming to this hellhole of a country? Half our drat population is diseased and doesn’t believe their fluid filled lungs are actually killing them.

You ever seen the Jurassic Park sequels? It’s like that except it’s heavily-armed brainless old white men driving large trucks with empty beds instead of dinosaurs.

In the uk my incredibly niche industry has been murdered by this plus brexit. The states especially Cali have a lot of studios and allow work from home. I just need job because I’m drowning in this shithole country so at least I csn make money and maybe die. It’s win win baby

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Bape Culture posted:

In the uk my incredibly niche industry has been murdered by this plus brexit. The states especially Cali have a lot of studios and allow work from home. I just need job because I’m drowning in this shithole country so at least I csn make money and maybe die. It’s win win baby

Eel farming?

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

If you do come to California please never call it Cali again.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


That’s more of a hobby. My last lot became the British government haha

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Yes, and be clear about which part of California you mean, as they are very different; Southern, Central ("Northern"), and Northern ("??? Cascadia???") are all like little universes unto themselves

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
Pence urges court to throw out lawsuit aiming to help him overturn 2020 election results

The suit was aimed at throwing out the rules of a Jan. 6 session of Congress — with Vice President Mike Pence presiding — intended to certify President-elect Joe Biden’s victory.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/12/31/pence-overturn-election-results-lawsuit-453207

Vice President Mike Pence has asked a federal judge to throw out a lawsuit brought against him by Republicans seeking to empower him to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election.

The suit, brought by Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) and 11 Arizonans who would have been electors for President Donald Trump, was aimed at throwing out the rules of a Jan. 6 session of Congress — with Pence presiding — intended to certify President-elect Joe Biden’s victory.

Gohmert’s suit contends that the rules Congress has followed for more than a century are unconstitutional because they override the vice president’s power to unilaterally decide which electoral votes to count. Trump allies have urged Pence to assert control and refuse to introduce Biden’s electors in key states that handed him the presidency.

But Pence, in a 14-page filing brought by Justice Department attorneys, said the suit shouldn’t be aimed at him, since he is who Gohmert is trying to empower.

“A suit to establish that the Vice President has discretion over the count, filed against the Vice President, is a walking legal contradiction,” Pence’s brief said.

U.S. District Court Judge Jeremy Kernodle, a Trump appointee, has not scheduled a hearing in the case.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

CNN is reporting that Trump was 'unsettled' in ways never before seen in Florida, hence the emergency fly back to DC.
That he's secloistered himself in the Whitehouse with just a minimal staff of top advisors and no one seems to know, now, what he's up to.

Cool.
Cool.

FreeMars
Mar 22, 2011
Hopefully painting the walls of the oval office with his brain

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Big Beef City posted:

CNN is reporting that Trump was 'unsettled' in ways never before seen in Florida, hence the emergency fly back to DC.
That he's secloistered himself in the Whitehouse with just a minimal staff of top advisors and no one seems to know, now, what he's up to.

Cool.
Cool.

He’s not going to be doing anything nefarious. He’s literally too stupid

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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Big Beef City posted:

CNN is reporting that Trump was 'unsettled' in ways never before seen in Florida, hence the emergency fly back to DC.
That he's secloistered himself in the Whitehouse with just a minimal staff of top advisors and no one seems to know, now, what he's up to.

That's just what normally happens after Trump eats a pound of meat balls covered in nacho cheeze, the bathroom stink clears out nearly the whole drat white house. nothing special here.

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