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willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Happy New Years everyone, I don’t post much and I’m a bit of a poo poo lefty but you lot are on point and I get a lot from reading this thread.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Ewan posted:

What you don't know is that IDS is actually 200 years old so his reflections from when he was 21 are accurate.

The way your upper class are raised they might as well be

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



If Eton has a buccaneering course sign me up!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
IDS isn't even upper class he just married rich after faking his entire CV.

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

I have a package that got lost for three days in Europe, then turned up in Kent and has sat there for three days, so I'm getting an exciting look at how the queues are doing down there.

My package was last spotted Stanford Le Hope, Kent, GB curtsey of UPS... destination Northern Ireland, current status is; Your package may be lost. :f5:

Just another benefit of Brexit, serves me right for ordering late on.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Probably someone buccaneered it.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

stev posted:

If Eton has a buccaneering course sign me up!

Eton IS the buccaneering course

Kin
Nov 4, 2003

Sometimes, in a city this dirty, you need a real hero.

CyberPingu posted:

They could have done a poo poo load more than sit back and watch what the Tories did and then follow that.

Iirc the SNP has enough devolved power to shut the border. They did just before xmas.

I may be misremembering, but isn't that backwards and the majority of what Westminster's done been a half arsed attempt to mimic what Scotland can do with our limited powers?

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
Neighbours opposite had a lovely new years gathering with a couple of families which just ended.

The cunts also parked their cars outside my house which meant I had to park halfway down the road, which is the real crime.

It honestly destroys my mind that despite what's going on (we're in tier 4), people still just don't give a gently caress. It's honestly why the left will never win an election in this country again.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

people think that whatever their personal set of circumstances is makes them the exception and that what they're doing is actually fine, not like all those other rule breakers

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
'closing borders' is a bit subtle - the requirement largely adopted across East Asia and Oceania, when one talks of 'closed borders', has generally meant 'travellers must be quarantined for 14 days upon arrival' rather than actually closing the airports and ports (although those have occurred in niche cases)

whether such a long isolation period has the political will to be enforced is another matter... the UK is not alone in shying from enforcement, e.g. France has also recoiled from it. This is not an "Asian culture" thing if Australia can enforce jail time for quarantine violations, mind

as the UK goes the problem is that the science doesn't unambiguously demand harshly enforced and monitored self-isolation. One could always make up for a light touch here by an ever-more effective contact tracing regime, or mass testing regime, or both. And it is exactly this excuse which an inveterately self-deceiving government immediately seized, of course...

ronya fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Jan 1, 2021

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

The fact that they set this up as 'tiers with exceptions' rather than lockdown just means that people can justify their behaviour as being an exception.

Boris just doesn't want to be hated by his chums in the press, so he's trying to set it up so that people know they should isolate, but also they know that they don't have to isolate if they can think of a clever reason.

I'm pretty sure now that it's down to an ideological opposition to government helping people, and therefore getting dangerously close to suggesting that Maggie was wrong and there is such a thing as society.

E: If you see all of this through the lens of personal responsibility, then of course it's not the government's fault and how dare you suggest the nanny state start telling people what to do.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Jan 1, 2021

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
These people are responsible for so much of how hosed everything is and still get to be on BBC all the time

https://twitter.com/JuliaHB1/status/1345003020480872448?s=19

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
the Tories hung themselves on the hope of Test and Trace to resolve the risks they were taking - if anything they were too optimistic on the potential to identify a light-touch solution

and the rhetoric always exposed a kind of unreal regard for it as a panacea - let's say it does work in its optimal scenario, i.e., before mass community transmission, when a new single cluster is identified. And then what? Who hauls all the contacts to isolation for fourteen days?

never mind China, is one even just prepared to be the totalitarian dystopia that is Australia? And if not, why not?

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

ronya posted:

the Tories hung themselves on the hope of Test and Trace to resolve the risks they were taking - if anything they were too optimistic on the potential to identify a light-touch solution

and the rhetoric always exposed a kind of unreal regard for it as a panacea - let's say it does work in its optimal scenario, i.e., before mass community transmission, when a new single cluster is identified. And then what? Who hauls all the contacts to isolation for fourteen days?

never mind China, is one even just prepared to be the totalitarian dystopia that is Australia? And if not, why not?

The cruelty is the point, ronya.

You could save so many words if you remembered that.

Blueshirt
Sep 27, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Perfect Element posted:



It honestly destroys my mind that despite what's going on (we're in tier 4), people still just don't give a gently caress. It's honestly why the left will never win an election in this country again.

The government totally abdicated all responsibility pretty much instantly and openly and nakedly reneged on drat near every promise made at the start of lockdown. A whopping percentage of the cabinet has violated lockdown protocols with zero consequence, and Bojo himself treated getting covid like some frightfully clever jape. We here, as goons, by and large are okay with sitting in and poo poo posting, but for a lot of people going in the sesh and socializing is their primary release mechanism. Oh and a lot of people got the feet kicked out from under their festive season at the last minute, purely because the government couldn't be arsed doing anything that might help a prole. 2020 was, by and large, a never ending festival of he rich and powerful in the UK going "lol gently caress you, society is a sham go gently caress yourself" while being deliberately vague about what shape the future might take.

In the face of that the surprising thing, to me, isn't that a few people have decided to go "gently caress it" and party, it's that such a large percentage are still respecting covid protocols.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

ronya posted:

the Tories hung themselves on the hope of Test and Trace to resolve the risks they were taking - if anything they were too optimistic on the potential to identify a light-touch solution

and the rhetoric always exposed a kind of unreal regard for it as a panacea - let's say it does work in its optimal scenario, i.e., before mass community transmission, when a new single cluster is identified. And then what? Who hauls all the contacts to isolation for fourteen days?

never mind China, is one even just prepared to be the totalitarian dystopia that is Australia? And if not, why not?

Total elimination probably wouldn't have been possible but if they'd got the first two of test, trace and isolate right then even if the third was patchy it would have kept the R number right down.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Blueshirt posted:

In the face of that the surprising thing, to me, isn't that a few people have decided to go "gently caress it" and party, it's that such a large percentage are still respecting covid protocols.

Now we are free from the shackles of the EU

Mebh
May 10, 2010


Blueshirt posted:


In the face of that the surprising thing, to me, isn't that a few people have decided to go "gently caress it" and party, it's that such a large percentage are still respecting covid protocols.

I'm more surprised that people are still supporting the Tories and can't envisage better things. Labour being so poo poo now under Starmer for fear of being called out for "playing politics" has me way more angry.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

ronya posted:

is one even just prepared to be the totalitarian dystopia that is Australia? And if not, why not?
Don't much like the climate op.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

it is astonishing that the leader of the opposition, at PMQs, while opposing the government, is accused of playing politics.

Like my dude, if not now then loving when?

Mebh
May 10, 2010


You see sensible adults all agree on the one way to do things which is with no changes to the current system ever. Anything opposing that is just naive student politics.

It's almost like they're all invested in holding up the massive racket they have going.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/KateGreenSU/status/1345092824602177536

Labour are trying real hard to get in on the death-cult business

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://twitter.com/hmtreasury/status/1344961568581308416

Huh an actual good thing happened.

Szmitten
Apr 26, 2008

ronya posted:

the Tories hung themselves

Please don't say nice things.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

https://twitter.com/WestminsterWAG/status/1345099745778393088?s=19

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

Says paid sideline criticiser, Sarah Vine. Also, the Labour party couldn't have been more collaborative if they'd tried.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

TheRat posted:

https://twitter.com/KateGreenSU/status/1345092824602177536

Labour are trying real hard to get in on the death-cult business

hnmm I wonder which parties were insisting schools should open in January mere days ago? probably not the labour party, at least, or this would look real loving weasely

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
"No one could have done any better" says worst-performing country in the world.

Nutapii
Jun 24, 2020

My husband is amazing! She should have to have a disclosure, like at the end of paid advertorials on every tweet/column relating to government policy.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

sassassin posted:

"No one could have done any better" says worst-performing country in the world.

Ha, reminds me of this PR classic

https://news.sky.com/story/mugabe-fall-even-jesus-would-have-tripped-10372605

quote:

Zimbabwean state media and spin doctors have rushed to defend President Robert Mugabe after he fell from a staircase, saying "even Jesus" would have tripped under the circumstances.

The 90-year-old missed a step as he walked off a podium at Harare International Airport where he was addressing supporters after returning from Ethiopia.

His aides quickly helped him up and escorted him to his limousine.

According to The Herald newspaper, Mr Mugabe "tripped over a poorly laid-out carpet... but remarkably managed to break the fall before walking to his car, evidently unscathed".

Information minister Jonathan Moyo told the paper his boss's accident was not news as anyone could have tripped in that situation.

"The misrepresentations and morbid celebrations of the incident by malcontents is the real news here and not the alleged fall as there was none," he was quoted as saying.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

sassassin posted:

"No one could have done any better" says worst-performing country in the world.

'Best system in the world' if you ignore every other country's advanced tech solution that was already in place months ago

VVV drat you

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jan 2, 2021

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

happyhippy posted:

if you ignore every other county

this is the united kingdom, yes

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Bournemouth/Poole/Christchuch got moved into tier 4 a few days back, but not Dorset county council. Sounds simple, but in practice due to the way the new council lines were drawn up after the mergers we now have a situation in Hamworthy thats utterly absurd. All the shops are on one side of the main road which falls under BCP council. But over the road is the majority of the housing in Hamworthy, which falls under Dorset council. Now they cant go to the shop 100 yards away to buy food as this is entering a tier 4 area and you're not allowed to do that according to our MP. This means they now need to go nearly 10 miles to the next nearest supermarket in the Dorset council area, yet all their kids can mingle in the school thats in tier 4 and they can all go to work in Tier 4's Sunseeker yard down the road.

Someone please tell me this is not right?

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

serious gaylord posted:

Bournemouth/Poole/Christchuch got moved into tier 4 a few days back, but not Dorset county council. Sounds simple, but in practice due to the way the new council lines were drawn up after the mergers we now have a situation in Hamworthy thats utterly absurd. All the shops are on one side of the main road which falls under BCP council. But over the road is the majority of the housing in Hamworthy, which falls under Dorset council. Now they cant go to the shop 100 yards away to buy food as this is entering a tier 4 area and you're not allowed to do that according to our MP. This means they now need to go nearly 10 miles to the next nearest supermarket in the Dorset council area, yet all their kids can mingle in the school thats in tier 4 and they can all go to work in Tier 4's Sunseeker yard down the road.

Someone please tell me this is not right?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I guess when you're trying to keep rules simple enough to be able to follow for like millions of people theres going to be a few local oddities pop up. The people should shop on the other side of the road. We'll all be tier 7 by next weekend anyway.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

serious gaylord posted:

Bournemouth/Poole/Christchuch got moved into tier 4 a few days back, but not Dorset county council. Sounds simple, but in practice due to the way the new council lines were drawn up after the mergers we now have a situation in Hamworthy thats utterly absurd. All the shops are on one side of the main road which falls under BCP council. But over the road is the majority of the housing in Hamworthy, which falls under Dorset council. Now they cant go to the shop 100 yards away to buy food as this is entering a tier 4 area and you're not allowed to do that according to our MP. This means they now need to go nearly 10 miles to the next nearest supermarket in the Dorset council area, yet all their kids can mingle in the school thats in tier 4 and they can all go to work in Tier 4's Sunseeker yard down the road.

Someone please tell me this is not right?
We had a less extreme version of this before Xmas. I am right inside the border of original the Tier 4 areas, and our local shopping centre and supermarket were all in Tier 2. We decided to change where to shop which meant a 20 min drive to somewhere also within T4, instead of a 5-10 min one to our normal place. But, I am sure 90% of people didn't bother and just carried on. Problem has gone away now though because we're all in T4 now.... #

I did go for a walk one day and realise I had walked into Tier 2. Handed myself into the police that night.

Desiderata
May 25, 2005
Go placidly amid the noise and haste...

serious gaylord posted:

Someone please tell me this is not right?

Look, you just get someone from your District who works in those shops to smuggle food back across the checkpoints. You can then sell that food to your neighbors at markup, or in exchange for "favours". Eventually building up enough gang muscle to control the whole area's black market, you then go legit and get made District Suppression Captain by the authorities.

It's called entrepreneurship you foolish lefty, and the Conservatives are here to teach you it.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Bobby Deluxe posted:

The fact that they set this up as 'tiers with exceptions' rather than lockdown just means that people can justify their behaviour as being an exception.

Looking back at particular things that caused people to stop giving a gently caress about isolating I reckon there's a big three;

1. Cummings doing his disease-ridden UK tour and then the Prime Minister saying it was Good Actually and in fact is morally much better for a father to do than following the rules is.

2. The BLM street protests and every lib-left idiot excusing them as 'ah but donchano racism is the real disease'.

3. The government ordering people that were working from home perfectly well to pointlessly go back into localised workplaces. The gov hosed up almost every stage of this crisis but that was the most nakedly stupid moment.

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Vitamin P posted:

Looking back at particular things that caused people to stop giving a gently caress about isolating I reckon there's a big three;

1. Cummings doing his disease-ridden UK tour and then the Prime Minister saying it was Good Actually and in fact is morally much better for a father to do than following the rules is.

2. The BLM street protests and every lib-left idiot excusing them as 'ah but donchano racism is the real disease'.

3. The government ordering people that were working from home perfectly well to pointlessly go back into localised workplaces. The gov hosed up almost every stage of this crisis but that was the most nakedly stupid moment.

1. I think this lead almost directly into the bubbles too? Probably the most abused excuse to do what you want in the whole setup.

2. Lol not touching that.

3.I do wonder what the stats are on transmission in workplaces that don't need to be workplaces. But yes giving the impression this gave has undermined the importance of isolating if thats the word we should use.

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