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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Skwirl posted:

Some random dude who kinda looks like Tony Hawk is gonna have to deal with a really annoying stranger in the near future.

Every Hawk lookalike dies early, after being relentlessly pressured by strangers into attempting a sick flying grind kick off the olly rail or something

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You either die or you smash your face enough times that you no longer look like Tony Hawk

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


This made me giggle.

https://twitter.com/__apf__/status/1345502561520898049

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

flavor.flv posted:

You either die or you smash your face enough times that you no longer look like Tony Hawk

Or you get good enough to perform the tricks and become subsume Tony Hawk.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I just assume that everyone is Tony Hawk.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I just assume that everyone is Tony Hawk.

I'm pretty sure I'm not Tony Hawk.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I ask everyone I ever meet if they're Tony Hawk in hopes of one day running into Tony Hawk and inspiring one of his tweets.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Then you have comedian Tony Hawks who everyone insists is skateboarder Tony Hawk.

http://www.tony-hawks.com/skateboarding/

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/wardqnormal/status/1206280031552454656?s=21

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

vyelkin posted:

I ask everyone I ever meet if they're Tony Hawk in hopes of one day running into Tony Hawk and inspiring one of his tweets.

If you meet Tony Hawk on the road, kill him

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/noahvbuckley/status/1345459881550073857?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

poly and open-minded posted:

If you meet Tony Hawk on the road, kill him

Please, no one kill Tony Hawk.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Skwirl posted:

Please, no one kill Tony Hawk.

they would have to recognize him first so he's safe

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/tresdessert/status/1345439525292695554?s=21

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/zacharyking/status/1345481088324558849?s=21

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/CivMilAir/status/1345528629388836866

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

[quote="Killingyouguy!" post="511202951"]
https://twitter.com/evren__7/status/1306648599187664902?s=20
It's clearly The Cube Pube.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Designs like that work in a way as it kinda forces you to pay attention and try to mentally decode what it’s supposed to say, which is more than what you’d do if it just said straight up what the name is.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Conrad_Birdie posted:

But how many days are in a week if you work out every other day?

Ancient post but lol @ reference, well done

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/Lilsmokeytube/status/1345235468565303297

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/baddestmamajama/status/1345433618248658946

https://twitter.com/vandroidhelsing/status/1345569743835521024

https://twitter.com/metaltxt/status/1345564789418774531

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Um we're still here man

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Slippery posted:

Um we're still here man

this forum has less active users than a medium sized facebook group or a large discord server

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Kanine posted:

this forum has less active users than a medium sized facebook group or a large discord server

Yeah but facebook is terrible so there's that at least

Discord is cool but I don't know that it's as useful for having viable long term ongoing discussions (i.e. threads)

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Kanine posted:

this forum has less active users than a medium sized facebook group or a large discord server

Also there were like 100 discords that started when it looked like SA might disappear and almost all are still at least somewhat active (and I'm on a few and they are cool) but I don't think that many people went there and stayed there never to return

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Slippery posted:

Yeah but facebook is terrible so there's that at least

Discord is cool but I don't know that it's as useful for having viable long term ongoing discussions (i.e. threads)

facebook is boomer hell in the same way somethingawful is genx hell

discord shines brightest when its a server under 100 people and conversations are split off into fairly specific categories.

one of the servers i spend the most time on is for game devs and its split off into fairly specific categories involving all the disciplines and subdisciplines of game dev. like its granular enough that there's separate chats for 3d character, 3d environment, and 2d concept artists

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Once I had a fortune cookie that just said "You will have an opportunity" which might be the laziest one I've ever seen.

I also had one that said "be kinder to yourself, you're doing the best you can" and I don't know if you've ever been talked down to by a cookie but it's not great.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
One of my cousins learned how to make fortune cookies in secret a few years ago, solely to crack them out at Christmas that year. We only realized that they weren't 'real' once my dad got one that just said "Run."

I think she was onto something, more fortune cookies should have slightly ominous edges to them.

Cleretic has a new favorite as of 07:30 on Jan 3, 2021

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cleretic posted:

One of my cousins learned how to make fortune cookies in secret a few years ago, solely to crack them out at Christmas that year. We only realized that they weren't 'real' once my dad got one that just said "Run."

I think she was onto something, more fortune cookies should have slightly ominous edges to them.

I AM SO TRYING THIS NEXT TIME MY FAMILY GETS TOGETHER AFTER COVID

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Cleretic posted:

One of my cousins learned how to make fortune cookies in secret a few years ago, solely to crack them out at Christmas that year. We only realized that they weren't 'real' once my dad got one that just said "Run."

I think she was onto something, more fortune cookies should have slightly ominous edges to them.

We have a Christmas tradition of giving my brother-in-law $50 cash (which is the only gift he appreciates) in various annoying ways (which he does not). We've put 50 $1 bills inside balloons, we made it rain money by stringing bills up inside an umbrella, we've embedded them in bars of glycerin soap, and I was thinking next year about polymer resin.

But now I'm going to have to experiment and find out if you can bake money in fortune cookies. Thank you for the idea!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

We have a Christmas tradition of giving my brother-in-law $50 cash (which is the only gift he appreciates) in various annoying ways (which he does not). We've put 50 $1 bills inside balloons, we made it rain money by stringing bills up inside an umbrella, we've embedded them in bars of glycerin soap, and I was thinking next year about polymer resin.

But now I'm going to have to experiment and find out if you can bake money in fortune cookies. Thank you for the idea!

It's not super hard to wrap fifty bucks in a roll of toilet paper if you need an idea for next year.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


Ah, The Great Gatling Gunsby.

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤

Lemniscate Blue posted:

But now I'm going to have to experiment and find out if you can bake money in fortune cookies. Thank you for the idea!

You could try money pudding! It's a traditional british dish of delicious boiled fruitcake ( often served while on fire ) stuffed with coins.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Squidster posted:


You could try money pudding! It's a traditional british dish of delicious boiled fruitcake ( often served while on fire ) stuffed with coins.

And suddenly the teeth situation in Britain comes into focus

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018


Outdoor cats are not heartwarming. They are terrible pests who decimate native wildlife.

Anyway, the guy who fronts the band that did the MBMBAM theme song apparently loves to torture his nine year old daughter by not telling her how a can opener works. For SIX HOURS! The kids was hungry to begin with!
https://twitter.com/johnroderick/status/1345508384011816960?s=19

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Lemniscate Blue posted:

But now I'm going to have to experiment and find out if you can bake money in fortune cookies. Thank you for the idea!

You wouldn't bake the money, you'd bake the fortune cookie discs then fold them into the traditional shape around the money before they cool and harden!

It's been years since I've made them but I remember buying gloves specifically to handle the hot cookies

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


i want to pinch and fold the hot cookie

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/isreallytwodogs/status/1345581886710677505

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Kanine posted:

facebook is boomer hell in the same way somethingawful is genx hell

Well, at least you're acknowledging Gen X exists, I guess I'll take it :)

quote:

discord shines brightest when its a server under 100 people and conversations are split off into fairly specific categories.

one of the servers i spend the most time on is for game devs and its split off into fairly specific categories involving all the disciplines and subdisciplines of game dev. like its granular enough that there's separate chats for 3d character, 3d environment, and 2d concept artists

I agree. A massive discord with a thousand people sounds cool but I have no idea how you'd follow it.

Threaded forums work best IMO for ongoing discourse and Discord works great for either shitposting (funny memes or pics, that type of thing) or for having awesome chats in smaller groups

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Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

number 1 snake fan posted:

Outdoor cats are not heartwarming. They are terrible pests who decimate native wildlife.

Anyway, the guy who fronts the band that did the MBMBAM theme song apparently loves to torture his nine year old daughter by not telling her how a can opener works. For SIX HOURS! The kids was hungry to begin with!
https://twitter.com/johnroderick/status/1345508384011816960?s=19

Twitter has blessed us with two main characters today. We got bean dad and tampon string guy:

https://twitter.com/PaperFoxx/status/1345295779561234433

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