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Captain Monkey posted:No but you see the women he’s slept with have made him do more than the absolute bare minimum necessary in bed. gently caress 
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brb the gentle curve of that tampon has conjured thoughts of mischief below the belt
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The thing looks like a sperm, not sure how he misses that when he was grasping for straws
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dialhforhero posted:Ironic fascism is still fascism. Ahh but it’s also still irony
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Wow, I was ready to "I can't believe you think a tampon is suggestive" but just wow.
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Data Graham posted:Just watched Bonnie and Clyde and yeah I know it was 1967 but drat it’s just so centered on the guy’s crippling impotence and her judging him for not being able to do that one specific kind of sex which is apparently all that matters to her AND all that would ever occur to him to try to do for her. Never read The Sun Also Rises, an official Great Novel in which the male lead's bits are shot off in the Great War, and his lover leaves him because she's not willing to give up sex.
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drat looks like the sun is the only thing that rises
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oldpainless posted:drat looks like the sun is the only thing that rises oldpainless? more like oldriseless amirite
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Weatherman posted:oldpainless? more like oldriseless amirite You are not right.
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In what way is any of that true
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Sun Also Rises is a legit great book. It's one of the "dead white dude canon" books that made me realize not all of the dead white dude canon is complete trash.
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I can't remember, is "great leap forward" Mao or Stalin?
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One small step for man, one giant heated room to damage my brain.
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I'm not getting all of the screenshots of this because it's loving long but here's a dude smugly boasting in like 30 tweets about how it took six hours for his hungry nine year old to figure out how to use a can opener from base principles because he was too busy working on a jigsaw puzzle Or its fake, whatever. Still thread appropriate. https://twitter.com/johnroderick/status/1345508385119092737 
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PetraCore posted:It's not even that, though! I'm fine with people who don't like giving oral as long as they're not demanding it from others. Dude is pissed off to the point of publically ranting at how offensive the idea that he should use his fingers and his penis at the same time is. Too much porn perhaps, where the object is to have sex while keeping the rest of your bodies as far away as possible so the camera can see.
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Mak0rz posted:I'm not getting all of the screenshots of this because it's loving long but here's a dude smugly boasting in like 30 tweets about how it took six hours for his hungry nine year old to figure out how to use a can opener from base principles because he was too busy working on a jigsaw puzzle I can see it's totally plausible that a kid has never used or seen a can opener. Those two initial tweets seemed fine. Then I opened the thread... That's way too many tweets about this non-event.
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Jan 3, 2021 10:42
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Porn and toxic masculinity have taught this guy that his sexual partner should orgasm within moments of penetration and climax multiple times before he does, and porn rarely shows fingering along with vaginal sex (because it covers up the action), so he's unconsciously associated these things with virility, masculinity, and being good at sex. Learning to have sex from porn is like learning to fight by watching professional wrestling. It might be to watch, but if you try and mimic it in real life you're going to look like an absolute fool.
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She was already hungry when those six hours began, dude https://twitter.com/johnroderick/status/1345627126087602178 
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God drat log the gently caress off bro wow.
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Why is Ken Jennings hosting a podcast with that rear end in a top hat?
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Notorious far-right "Christian" bigot, failed politician and former managing director of the Australian Christian Lobby who's favourite pastimes include Christian nationalism, Homophobia, and Climate change denial: https://twitter.com/LyleShelton/status/1345287643441942531 Notoriously nasty state police force: https://twitter.com/QldPolice/status/1345680004798009345
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Mak0rz posted:She was already hungry when those six hours began, dude It’s funny to me that everybody even tangentially associated with My Brother, My Brother and Me opens themselves up to being pilloried on Twitter every few months
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Mak0rz posted:I'm not getting all of the screenshots of this because it's loving long but here's a dude smugly boasting in like 30 tweets about how it took six hours for his hungry nine year old to figure out how to use a can opener from base principles because he was too busy working on a jigsaw puzzle https://twitter.com/johnroderick/status/1345605138820386817?s=21 “I told a story about neglecting & mocking my kid and now people think I’m a bad parent? Anyway she’s okay because I said she is” ghost emoji has a new favorite as of 15:24 on Jan 3, 2021 |
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Platystemon posted:Why is Ken Jennings hosting a podcast with that rear end in a top hat? John Roderick feels like the kind of 'cool person' whose only claim to being a cool person is knowing actual cool people. I used to listen to his war movie podcast with the Greatest Generation guys, and John is DEFINITELY the weak link there.
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John Roderick is in that Dave Anthony category for me where they’ve made things I enjoy, but how they react to even the mildest of criticism made me never want to listen to them again.
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RIP 9 year old daughter, went six hours without thos beans
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Jan 3, 2021 16:37
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Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:There's a pretty great unintentional punchline to the whole thing, though. Whoa, wait, how's he gonna learn anything if he's not kept at arms-length for hours on end, hungry and tired by a bean-keeping riddlemaster?
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Smugly lording over your child that they cant do something you didnt teach them is extremely powerful boomer energy, regardless of how old he actually is
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SURVEY Do you eat beans? Do you like reading tweets by John Roderick? Would you like to read tweets about John Roderick eating beans?
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Even worse. https://twitter.com/johnroderick/status/1345508389690884096?s=21 His daughter probably has a legit disability with spatial reasoning that he’s refusing to help.
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Man, I know there's more important things to be mad over, but the unearned smugness of this guy over tormenting his child makes me hope he gets a nice refreshing can of twisted tea.
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chitoryu12 posted:Even worse.
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Crossposting:Sankis posted:the phase of Twitter where a main character's Twitter history is searched and posted is here and folks its not great.
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