The Jase Regal Memorial Bad Takes Thread: I call it...THE POSITIVE ATTITUDE ERA

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Lunatic Sledge: Jun 8, 2013; choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?

ouch oof my brain, that post is so dumb it's dangerous

# ? Jan 3, 2021 02:35

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 17:15

davidbix: Jun 14, 2016; Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

I legit can't figure out what most of that even means.

# ? Jan 3, 2021 02:35

JUNGLE BOY: Sep 23, 2019

Terminally online

# ? Jan 3, 2021 02:53

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

davidbix posted:

I legit can't figure out what most of that even means.

Fed good Dub bad. Essentially. It�s all wrapped up in too terminally online and insular circlejerk speak but that�s the cloak that allows them to be Very Not Mad and better than the dumb internet smarks that they hate.

# ? Jan 3, 2021 02:59

Pinstripe Hourglass: Nov 27, 2008; =RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

These people seem miserable.

# ? Jan 3, 2021 03:48

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Do these people even like wrestling

# ? Jan 3, 2021 03:56

JUNGLE BOY: Sep 23, 2019

Benne posted:

Do these people even like wrestling

I don�t think so. They used to hate NXT and NJPW before AEW existed

# ? Jan 3, 2021 03:58

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

That is some serious weapons grade cringe

# ? Jan 3, 2021 06:57

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/rhopkins482/status/1345616169097691138

# ? Jan 3, 2021 07:43

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/rhopkins482/status/1345616169097691138

https://twitter.com/rhopkins482/status/980331180519194624
https://twitter.com/rhopkins482/status/981146533734305792

The only evidence left of the immigrant caravan right wing talking point and these are his only two posts.

# ? Jan 3, 2021 08:02

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

That second tweet is 17 years too late

# ? Jan 3, 2021 16:37

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/rhopkins482/status/1345616169097691138

He literally said he only had one source even mention it and couldn't get it corroborated. I thought they weren't supposed to spread rumours?

# ? Jan 3, 2021 16:42

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

edit: beaten on the tweets but i'll leave up his followed accts

# ? Jan 3, 2021 17:06

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Fraser Anning is a literal neo-nazi.

# ? Jan 3, 2021 18:23

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

�defiant supporter of western civilisation and individual liberty� you know you can say you hate muslims in way fewer words than that, dude

# ? Jan 3, 2021 18:26

Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

Gaz-L posted:

He literally said he only had one source even mention it and couldn't get it corroborated. I thought they weren't supposed to spread rumours?

It also just flat out ignores the question of "is this valuable info to share?" No one is helped by being told back in October that Brodie was hospitalized and in danger. In fact only harm would come from it considering that him and his family wanted to keep it quiet.

# ? Jan 3, 2021 18:37

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

https://twitter.com/MikeJ0nesssssss/status/1345601736363409408

# ? Jan 3, 2021 18:48

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

Lid posted:

Fraser Anning is a literal neo-nazi.

To add context, Fraser Anning is the shitfuck that blamed Muslims for the Christchurch mosque shooting in 2019.

# ? Jan 3, 2021 20:01

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Fraser Anning's main advisor was Frank Salter a rather unknown name but if you dig into him you find he founded the Australian National Alliance a fascist neo-nazi group with Jim Saleam.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Saleam

# ? Jan 3, 2021 20:46

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Weird how all these neo-Nazis are big fans of Vince McMahon's promotion

# ? Jan 3, 2021 20:55

ICR: Dec 31, 2008

Benne posted:

Weird how all these neo-Nazis are big fans of Vince McMahon's promotion

I am appalled by this too but it�s so true.

I see so much far right support in their undying love for WWE. Defending so much. Can�t miss an episode.

It�s fact. (Yes, it�s on both sides, but it�s really, really bad on WWE fans).

# ? Jan 3, 2021 21:05

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/rhopkins482/status/980331180519194624
https://twitter.com/rhopkins482/status/981146533734305792

The only evidence left of the immigrant caravan right wing talking point and these are his only two posts.

# ? Jan 3, 2021 21:08

yea ok: Jul 27, 2006

What an idiot!@!!!!

# ? Jan 3, 2021 21:10

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Jordynne is not the stupid fan here, obviously.

https://twitter.com/JordynneGrace/status/1345090652967723011?s=20

# ? Jan 3, 2021 21:37

Baron La Croix: Nov 2, 2010; rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah

Wherein an exchange is proposed under WCW's The Renegade's theme

# ? Jan 3, 2021 22:43

GEORGE W BUSHI: Jul 1, 2012

I got this linked to me and I thought it was an article from like 2004 but nope, 2021

https://pwinsider.com/article/142717/why-manly-men-love-wrestling-and-hot-girls.html?p=1

# ? Jan 4, 2021 01:35

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

PWInsider posted something bizarre today!

https://t.co/lkHzrERS3H?amp=1

quote:

WHY MANLY MEN LOVE WRESTLING AND HOT GIRLS
By Kendall Jenkins on 2021-01-03 04:58:00

It is no secret that manly men, with tons of testosterones coursing through their veins are often the alpha, rugged and successful men in society. Manly men tend to love stuff like wrestling, and hot girls of course! The more masculine a man is, the more feminine and the hotter he usually likes his women. For those who also love Asian girls whom are known to be relatively feminine, or in particular perhaps Singaporean call girls or social escorts in Singapore, you can learn more here about how to make bookings for escort service in Singapore first. Every escort agency or independent call girl does verification of their first-time customers to some extent, so familiarizing yourself with the process beforehand is a good idea!

So why do things like wrestling and hot girls always capture the attention of many alpha guys around the world? Ever wondered why wrestling or fighting matches also commonly have hot female announcers? This is always the case whether you are in a Western country like USA or UK, or in an Asian country like Singapore or Japan.

First of all, there is no doubt that men have liked hot girls throughout the history of time. While the idea of what makes a girl hot may change somewhat over time, it is largely the same � voluptuous, toned and nice to look at. Men from places like Singapore all the way to Russia or United States or Korea have always loved hot girls. Since viewers of pro wrestling matches or otherwise are pumped up viewers why not bring in some hot women in too to pump up viewership ratings even more? It only makes sense! In a similar way, if this did not work, then no car company would also put hot female models next to their raging sports cars as a form of marketing. It clearly does work and even in the wrestling world.

Second of all, need I explain how or why masculine men love their women hot and feminine? As they say, opposite attracts, and since manly men tend to have high levels of testosterones, they would naturally and scientifically be attracted to feminine women. Some even say this is an evolutionary trait within society.

Thirdly, wrestling, like many other contact sports induces a high amount of adrenaline even into the viewers of the matches. Some call it sports, while others call it showmanship like in WWE, but no one can deny that it is awesome entertainment to watch with a bunch of brothers with a beer or two.

If you enjoy PWInsider.com you can check out the AD-FREE PWInsider Elite section, which features exclusive audio updates, news, our critically acclaimed podcasts, interviews and more by clicking here!

# ? Jan 4, 2021 01:36

Ganso Bomb: Oct 24, 2005; turn it all around

What... the gently caress.

Is this another case of someone skipping past editors?

# ? Jan 4, 2021 01:39

Seams: Feb 3, 2005; ROCK HARD

https://www.pwinsider.com/article/142569/why-you-should-consider-prescription-grade-goggles-for-the-pool.html?p=1

https://www.pwinsider.com/article/142313/cryptocurrency-with-huge-potential-do-you-know-about-it.html?p=1

https://www.pwinsider.com/article/142302/4-things-to-know-before-deciding-to-smoke-cbd-hemp-flowers.html?p=1

is this a bot

https://muckrack.com/kendall-jenkins/articles

# ? Jan 4, 2021 01:45

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Apparently the author of that article doesmt exist and is believed to be an ad bot markov chain ... seriously heres other article of theirs.

quote:

HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL STUDENT BALANCING BETWEEN STUDY AND SPORT By Kendall Jenkins on 2020-12-29 09:12:00 It is okay to find yourself struggling to find the balance between study and sport. Having to deal with early morning practice sessions everyday can take a toll on any student. It is no secret that college study schedules can be crazy sometimes. Resources like Assignmentgeek.com help you turn in your assignments on time, but how do you ensure you have a healthy study-sport relationship?

quote:

THE MAIN FIGHT OF 2020 By Kendall Jenkins on 2020-12-28 08:53:00 Despite the pandemic and the growth of https://casinochanbonus.com/ and other online casinos, WWE is still one of the main entertainment options. And near the end of the year, the question becomes, what was the best revenge in 2020? Even though there were so many enmities, Drew McIntyre and Randy Orton, Bayley and Sasha Banks, Roman Reigns and Jay Uso, one storyline stood out from the rest.

# ? Jan 4, 2021 01:45

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

it does read like the ads you get on the side of extremely illegal streaming sites, matches up with the rest of the poo poo PWI puts out.

# ? Jan 4, 2021 01:48

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

my personality altered after posting this post and i don't want to post it any longer. i'm deleting it

# ? Jan 4, 2021 01:58

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

it�s like someone locked a baby in a bunker, raised it on an exclusive media diet of WWE and ads for beer and �male enhancement� �supplements�, and then gave him his own column. part of me is relieved to learn that there�s not an actual human being whose brain produces things like that article, but a tiny worry lingers that we may have just witnessed the birth of Douchebro Skynet :v:

SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Jan 4, 2021

# ? Jan 4, 2021 01:59

Seams: Feb 3, 2005; ROCK HARD

Cavauro posted:

my personality altered after posting this post and i don't want to post it any longer. i'm deleting it

it was a good post. rip to the post.

# ? Jan 4, 2021 02:02

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Maybe stop criticizing Kendall's opinions and start following his advice. It's easy to call anyone a bot, it's more difficult to sit back and learn from them.

quote:

5 TIPS FOR TAKING YOUR DATE TO A WWE WRESTLING EVENT
By Kendall Jenkins on 2020-12-14 07:47:00

Signing up to a dating platform to meet other singles is becoming an increasingly popular leisure activity. Dating sites are designed to give members every chance of being matched with someone compatible. But you never know who you might encounter on these outlets � you could just as easily fall for an individual with differing hobbies. What if you�re a WWE wrestling fan and you want to impress a prospective partner with a trip to an event? Oasis dating site Australia have asked the same question and here is top 5 tips based on their professional opinion and an internal poll which they�ve conducted among their users in order to answer this question.

Do pre-planning

What would be one of the worst possible outcomes when taking your date to a WWE event? Not leaving enough time to get to the event, or failing to take into account road diversions, train delays, or other travel disruption, resulting in you arriving late and missing the start? There would be an even worse scenario. If you arrive late, you�ll still be able to shuffle into your pre-bought seats. But imagine arriving at the doors only to discover you�ve left your tickets in a drawer at home? While the door staff might sympathize, without proof of purchase there is no way they�d let you inside, as this would impinge health and safety regulations. Solution: always ensure everything you�ll require, entry tickets to cash for refreshments, is prepared.

Time your breaks

Nothing will hamper your enjoyment of the event more than having to rush off to the restroom in the middle of an exciting tag bout, or getting stuck in queues at the refreshment stands just as your team is about to make their appearance in the ring. Ensure you allow ample time for any departures from your seat. Make your way to the hot dog or beer kiosks long before the event is due to start. Although taking on board the on-site refreshments can be a key part of the afternoon�s entertainment, if you want to devote all your attention to the wrestling bouts, it might be a good idea to dine first, then go to the stadium where you can focus on the fun.

Follow the storylines

Anyone who is into WWE will appreciate there is so much more to these encounters than just various people clambering onto a ring to indulge in theatrical posturing and wrestling. There are storylines, involving alter-egos pursuing separate agendas. It would make sense to have some awareness of where the different larger-than-life characters fit into the overall picture. Learn the back-stories. That way, neither of you will feel compelled to be asking too many questions when you should both be concentrating on the action.

Consider the trappings

Do you want to concentrate on making the most of your romantic connection, or should you prioritize the event itself? This depends on how fanatical either of you happens to be about your WWE appreciation. If you�re quite happy going for the whole spectacle, the placard designing and waving, the roaring at the competitors, the joining in the chanting, the booing, and hissing, then doing it in tandem is always an excellent way of increasing the chemistry between you.

Always put your date first

Remember, even if you are both dedicated to WWE, you should always put each other first. Say your partner isn�t feeling all that well and announces they�d rather depart the arena sooner rather than later. Much as you might feel a little annoyed, never reveal this to be the case. Your significant other�s comfort and wellbeing are far more important than whatever happens to be unfolding on the canvas in front of you. Just remind yourself that there will be other events.

# ? Jan 4, 2021 02:24

Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

Everyone's asking "what's Kendell?" but no one is asking "How's Kendell?"

# ? Jan 4, 2021 02:25

Shine: Feb 26, 2007; No Muscles For The Majority

Fortunately, Dave Scherer is posting quality content.

# ? Jan 4, 2021 05:31

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

what if you�re not a manly man but you like wrestling and hot girls anyway :ohdear:

# ? Jan 4, 2021 10:30

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

jesus WEP posted:

what if you�re not a manly man but you like wrestling and hot girls anyway

Sorry you're only allowed to be a manly man or a hot girl, take your pick and make some changes to your life

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Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

Rarity posted:

Sorry you're only allowed to be a manly man or a hot girl, take your pick and make some changes to your life

But I don't have the hair line to be a hot girl :ohdear:

# ? Jan 4, 2021 15:37

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