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Pennywise the Frown posted:Slim Jims are made in Italian delis and hung up at the front of the store for months to age. I don't think this true
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I don’t know what the hell you guys are talking about those are very clearly carrots
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Jan 4, 2021 18:34
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Pennywise the Frown posted:It's probably because it's filled with fat. Most fatty meats tend to shrink and curl up a ton when they cook. So that pepperoni is a far lower quality. Are you me? did I post this? e: This is what 'pepperoni' should look like when not on a pizza.  To the bitter, ignorant moron who indicated that it would be 'poached deli meat' if cheese was left on it, I'm afraid that YOU are the one that is mistaken, and gravely, if you feel that a proper sausage, such as that, would be 'poached' by being baked in a high temp. pizza oven or placed under a broiler. You poor childe. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Jan 4, 2021 |
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Jan 4, 2021 18:36
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High quality pepperoni doesn't make any sense, it's supposed to be terrible. Like Wonder Bread, or Steak-ums, or Hershey's Chocolate.
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Jan 4, 2021 18:43
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Big Beef City posted:Are you me? did I post this? You're a far angrier version of me.
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Jan 4, 2021 18:43
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starting to think the crack smoking epidemic in wisconsin is worse than i'd believed,
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Extra Large Marge posted:High quality pepperoni doesn't make any sense, it's supposed to be terrible. Like Wonder Bread, or Steak-ums, or Hershey's Chocolate. Hershey’s isn’t bad it’s just someone vomited in the first batch so now all Americans think chocolate is meant to taste and smell of vomit so they have to pay someone to vomit in every batch. (Jk, I know it’s to do with using powdered versus fresh milk)
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Jan 4, 2021 19:00
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TheAardvark posted:Ah, I see the problem. I'm pretty sure those are slices of slim jims. Yeah this is what that other goofball is putting on his it seems
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Jan 4, 2021 19:05
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Drone_Fragger posted:Hershey’s isn’t bad it’s just someone vomited in the first batch so now all Americans think chocolate is meant to taste and smell of vomit so they have to pay someone to vomit in every batch. (Jk, I know it’s to do with using powdered versus fresh milk) It’s because the milk is treated with Butyric Acid, the same compound that makes vomit smell like vomit.
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Jan 4, 2021 19:10
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Why would you do this and why do people eat it. I tried Hershey's exactly once and as it tasted of vomit I have not had it again. I would risk one random pizza from this thread before Hershey's chocovomit.
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Jan 4, 2021 19:16
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I've actually never really picked up on the whole 'Hersheys tastes like vomit' thing. I don't really LIKE hersheys, so I don't buy it. But I never had it and thought 'this tastes like puke', either. I wonder if it's a cilantro-like reaction of some sort?
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Jan 4, 2021 19:24
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Why would you do this and why do people eat it. It is INCREDIBLE how much loyalty Hershey fans have to their disreputably flavored chocolate. I can eat it because I grew up in the U.S. and it's everywhere, but would never pass on chocolate made without butyric acid in favor of Hershey's. Gah.
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Jan 4, 2021 19:24
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I think Hershey's is OK but the real joy comes from how much it upsets British fancy-lads.
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Jan 4, 2021 19:27
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I don't taste any vomit flavor from Hersey's. If anything it tastes incredibly neutral and not much flavor. I never understood how people can taste that. I'm not a fan of cilantro though. I'll eat it because I'm not picky with my food, but I won't ask for it or anything.
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Jan 4, 2021 19:30
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Ugly In The Morning posted:It’s because the milk is treated with Butyric Acid, the same compound that makes vomit smell like vomit. It's also the same compound that makes parmesean smell and taste like parmesean.
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Jan 4, 2021 19:31
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reignonyourparade posted:It's also the same compound that makes parmesean smell and taste like parmesean. That... I... Wow. I didn't know that but it makes total sense. Maybe my reservation stems from it being used in a sweet versus a savory food.
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Why would you do this and why do people eat it. The process used to stabilize Hershey's milk chocolate creates the butyric acid mentioned above. Hershey's became the big name in chocolate since the process allowed them to be the first mass-producers of chocolate, people started to associate that taste with chocolate, and so other companies started adding butyric acid to their milk chocolate because people thought it tasted weird otherwise. It's absolutely stupid as all hell.
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Extra Large Marge posted:I think Hershey's is OK but the real joy comes from how much it upsets British fancy-lads. Eating puke to own the brits Just lmao at enjoying Hersheys kisses though
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Jan 4, 2021 19:58
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Oh my, is that Hershey’s chocolate you’re eating? You, sir, are utter trash, a buffoon, a classless half-wit with all the taste of an old dog drinking a piss puddle! *squirts ketchup on catupiry, saffron, and cum pizza*
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Oh my, is that Hershey’s chocolate you’re eating? You, sir, are utter trash, a buffoon, a classless half-wit with all the taste of an old dog drinking a piss puddle! 
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Jan 4, 2021 20:19
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OI GOVNA!? FAHNCY AH SLOOICE TA WARSH DAWN YAR CHO-CO-LATE?!  OI'S EVEN GOT THE OL SLABBY PLOPS ONNIT DONNIT!
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Jan 4, 2021 20:21
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Nothing says classic like a tub of mashed peas in the back and a basket of dick to liven up the british tradition of street sweepings and lard.
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Jan 4, 2021 20:22
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Oh my, is that Hershey’s chocolate you’re eating? You, sir, are utter trash, a buffoon, a classless half-wit with all the taste of an old dog drinking a piss puddle! Then they start telling you about chocolate oranges, Yorkie bars, and an endless list of chocolate confectionaries that every British fancy-lad seems to have an opinion about.
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Jan 4, 2021 20:37
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reignonyourparade posted:It's also the same compound that makes parmesean smell and taste like parmesean. I can attest to this, I worked in a lab that would have to use butyric acid once or twice a year and I would always be the poor sap roped into it. There is an especially cheesy vomity smell stuck in your nostrils after working with the stuff.
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Jan 4, 2021 21:55
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Big Beef City posted:OI GOVNA!? the ghost of pigs past
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Big Beef City posted:OI GOVNA!? what is this accent i can't quite place it
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Maybe it's actually my puke that tastes of chocolate
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Big Beef City posted:Nothing says classic like a tub of mashed peas in the back and a basket of dick to liven up the british tradition of street sweepings and lard. Looking at it again, those are all the items on the pizza. Frankly I’d give a prosciutto and sausage pizza a try, although maybe nix the mushy pea sauce. If there’s peaness on my pizza I prefer it to have a firmer texture.
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In retrospect the "mushy pea sauce" MIGHT be pesto?
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reignonyourparade posted:In retrospect the "mushy pea sauce" MIGHT be pesto? Well it would ruin my joke but sure.
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You know, thin slices of carne asada with a drizzle of chimichurri on a brick oven thin crust might be pretty tasty?
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yea, I know it's the poo poo on the pizza and it's maybe supposed to be pesto, but it's from some british place and it's mushed peas and dicks god dammit.
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Jan 5, 2021 02:28
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I think we have demonstrated in this thread that there are enough bad pizzas in the world that we don't need to make up ingredients being other ingredients to turn perfectly fine pizzas into Bad Pizzas to have Bad Pizza Content.
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Jan 5, 2021 02:34
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poo poo I'm sorry I JUST parsed the actual joke in question. THAT's definitely worth making things up about perfectly fine pizzas for.
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Pfft everyone knows the best toppings are hyperbole, false equivalency, and incomprehensible unwarranted rage
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Fuckin shameful That's because we want to choose if we want to eat with a knife and fork or by hand.
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imagine being so lazy you cant cut the pizza yourself
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When you go to a pizza place in the US, do you get a knife and fork with it or do they expect you to eat it with your hands slice by slice?
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Admiral Goodenough posted:When you go to a pizza place in the US, do you get a knife and fork with it or do they expect you to eat it with your hands slice by slice?
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