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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

a neat cape posted:

Rivers will be back don't worry

But Wentz has a super bowl ring

If we didn't have to pay or give up anything, I'd be ok with trying Wentz

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I swear if the Colts miss the playoffs because the Bills took their foot off the pedal too early...

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Kirios posted:

I swear if the Colts miss the playoffs because the Bills took their foot off the pedal too early...

It'll be because the Jags win

Bills will probably be ok

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Tua is Trash

TheAlmightyFrog
Oct 7, 2007

squeeeak

Kirios posted:

But lets be honest, it would be the most Colts thing ever to have your playoff window opened back up only to shut it right back down on your fingers.

I feel like it's always one inexplicable loss to the Jags each year, surely it won't be two :ohdear:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Sorry Colts fans you're not getting the division

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
I've been a Jaguars fan since '94 but goddamn has this year been especially excruciating. Between forgetting there's a game on and turning them off at 20+ point differentials, I just don't like watching them play. Doesn't help that there have been two "highs" in the last 20 years, both leading to massive disappointments.

Maybe Trevor Lawrence is the solution, but in my experience, we will find a new and exciting way to gently caress up a high draft pick, even if 1st overall is uncharted territory in this millennia.

I may stop watching the Colts game to drink and pull up the bathroom floor.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Titans, bitch.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Texans better use literally all of their cap room to shore up the defen-

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
I wont feel too bad if the Colts lose to the Jags to gently caress up the playoffs. If you cant beat the Jags 1 out of 2 times to get in, you don't deserve more games.

If they had won and other teams winning hosed them, I'd be salty, but if you can't beat the Jags you get what you deserve.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
Titans?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
It's gonna be a long year.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Now that I look at it I'm not sure it's possible for the Texans to get under the cap without cutting one or both of Cooks and Johnson

Even restructuring Watt wouldn't do it

And that's with letting Will Fuller walk which, really, it looks like they 100% will have to do

If they cut Duke Johnson, Watt, Cooks and David Johnson they would have room to franchise Fuller :lol:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
"The Texans!" is the new "The Aristocrats!"

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Retiring Big Jeff due to how terrible our defense is. New name to spam is Arthur Juan

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
It’s nice to win the division and have Henry win his second rushing title and hit 2k.

We’re not gonna get far in the playoffs with our defense but watching this offense is fun as hell and I’m feeling good about next year if we get an actual DC and Arthur Smith stays another year.

Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007


Pillbug
Titans the only franchise with 2 rushers over 2k yards, pretty sick tbh

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Colts get to be destroyed by the Bills in a blizzard. I am fine with this.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Elephanthead posted:

Colts get to be destroyed by the Bills in a blizzard. I am fine with this.

Yeah, I don't give us great odds, but the Bills are the team I'm rooting for second-most in the playoffs, so I'm more or less cool with it.

EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

Big Q's House of Pancakes

Fun Shoe
Jonathan Taylor gonna style all over the Bills

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
TWO THOUSAND YARDS

ELEVEN WINS

1 DIVISION TITLE

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

ShakeZula posted:

Yeah, I don't give us great odds, but the Bills are the team I'm rooting for second-most in the playoffs, so I'm more or less cool with it.

Yeah I like the Bills so I don't mind if we lose to them. Rather them than the Ravens.

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
That was the most Texans way to end the season :smithicide:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Remember when Eddie George came into the locker room and told henry you big as hell to stop running like a bitch. Now he's the greatest

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Metapod posted:

TWO THOUSAND YARDS

ELEVEN WINS

1 DIVISION TITLE

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1346104823289159685

time to double down on THE PATRIOT WAY

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

McDaniels is available for interviews immediately too :v:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Double post, but happy anniversary!

The Big Jesus posted:

Tom Brady was beaten by the Titans on January 4, 2020.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Metapod posted:

TWO THOUSAND YARDS

ELEVEN WINS

1 DIVISION TITLE

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



fartknocker posted:

McDaniels is available for interviews immediately too :v:

I wanted to make this joke.

EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

Big Q's House of Pancakes

Fun Shoe

curried lamb of God posted:

That was the most Texans way to end the season :smithicide:

Matt Schaub retiring.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
the titans are hosting a playoff game

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Congrats on hiring yet another Patriots dude to be in charge of everything Texans fans

EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

Big Q's House of Pancakes

Fun Shoe

JT Jag posted:

Congrats on hiring yet another Patriots dude to be in charge of everything Texans fans

From what I heard, he wasn't even on the candidate list that Korn Ferry presented the franchise.

Hope you guys enjoy Josh McDaniels.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
If the Patriot you're getting isn't Tom Brady or Bill Belichick you're wasting your time but idiots gonna idiot

also we still have that loving chaplain around I guess, yay us

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1346529402855817218

JJ this team wasted more than one of his years my dude

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
https://twitter.com/deshaunwatson/status/1346682764523839488

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Classic JJ watt. Somehow finding a way to make things about himself, in front of the cameras

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
I hate Phil Rivers like no player ever before.

But good Colts season. That was fun. Playoffs good.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Athanatos posted:

I hate Phil Rivers like no player ever before.

But good Colts season. That was fun. Playoffs good.

you should hate your WRs and RBs for dropping passes that hit their hands

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