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barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

the other day i got on my kids case to clean her room and she climbed up in a chair to fart directly in my face. kids are absolutely ruthless

the kids are alright

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barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I remember the day I learned that the middle finger was bad. My cousin had flipped me off earlier that day and then I flipped my dad off.

He proceeded to beat me without explaining why what I did was worthy of it. Good times

Have an adorable cat for blessed content

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1346735652172345344

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
What's he talking about?

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Zzulu posted:

What's he talking about?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/05/georgia-runoff-elections-ossoff-warnock-perdue-loeffler

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A demolition crew put giant googly eyes on their machines

https://i.imgur.com/12pjxp6.mp4

More: https://imgur.com/gallery/13xtnsd

Nohearum
Nov 2, 2013

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A demolition crew put giant googly eyes on their machines

https://i.imgur.com/12pjxp6.mp4

More: https://imgur.com/gallery/13xtnsd

Sentient construction equipment with googly eyes that acts like dinosaurs would be a really cool animated movie. Who has the number for Pixar?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Nohearum posted:

Sentient construction equipment with googly eyes that acts like dinosaurs would be a really cool animated movie. Who has the number for Pixar?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

goddamn, he was so close, striking distance...UGH

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://twitter.com/PigEveryHour/status/1346742560455151616

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/BlondieAtlanta/status/1346474107764789250?s=19

John Wick reboot is adorable.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

lol twitter saying this displays sensitive content

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://twitter.com/artistsdoing/status/1346805346564780032?s=20

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Robo Reagan posted:

lol twitter saying this displays sensitive content

Tag your jamCorgi/gore, asswipe.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


:getin:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Yoshi Wins posted:

Tag your jamCorgi/gore, asswipe.

Gorgi

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://i.imgur.com/TsL1rvE.mp4

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuiGW10Afsc

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34




Someone please tell me they have the Photoshop Phriday of this where it's along the lines of "Mike Mulligan's Steamshovel FUCKS poo poo UP". I used to work for a library and I printed that out and had it behind the desk, it's one of my earliest SA memories.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

LifeSunDeath posted:

goddamn, he was so close, striking distance...UGH

idgi. Who's in the photo?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Hyperlynx posted:

idgi. Who's in the photo?

Jon Stewart and Mitch McConnell.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Someone please tell me they have the Photoshop Phriday of this where it's along the lines of "Mike Mulligan's Steamshovel FUCKS poo poo UP". I used to work for a library and I printed that out and had it behind the desk, it's one of my earliest SA memories.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/PopularPuppies/status/1346714707680350208

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



are chud terrorists blessed?

edit: unless there's a :thejoke: in there and that isn't one of the terrorists currently in the capital

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it's a funny picture, look how happy he is with pelosi's little podium :3:

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

ekuNNN posted:

it's a funny picture, look how happy he is with pelosi's little podium :3:

Please don't make fun of those of us living in a third world country.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

It's pretty early in the year still, but this is the image to beat for the Pulitzer.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


I hate these guys, but drat if this guy doesn't make me laugh here

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
That thing is getting traded for a case of Natty Lite on Craigslist this time tomorrow

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Our fridge:

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Memento posted:

That thing is getting traded for a case of Natty Lite on Craigslist this time tomorrow

Too bad, the stand has been confiscated and the dude is under arrest. Would have been better if they just shot him.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

This is extremely blessed, thank you

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

StandardVC10 posted:

This is extremely blessed, thank you

No problem! :buddy: Mike Mulligan is right up there with Stellaluna and Strega Nona among the most important books of my early childhood.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Blue Footed Booby posted:

No problem! :buddy: Mike Mulligan is right up there with Stellaluna and Strega Nona among the most important books of my early childhood.


My partner had never read the book and I saw the cartoon was on some streaming service a few years back. She was in tears at the end when she thought Mary Anne was going to have to be destroyed

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Mae/status/1347078796520800257?s=20

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dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMli33ornEU

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