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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Blowjob Overtime posted:

smh, windows key + L should be a reflex when you stand up and walk away from your work computer.

I tell my users this all the time and they still won’t listen :(


The Beer Gut Putsch

(Original joke do not steal)

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/JensenKarp/status/1346909403736272898?s=20

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

https://twitter.com/nobuttstuff/status/1346911053192445953?s=21

:nws:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
CNN showing photos of an armed standoff inside.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1346909804036386816

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/MikeDelMoro/status/1346910181075021828

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
So this is how 2021 tops 2020 opening with a ww3 scare

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

https://twitter.com/shanermurph/status/1346910653722685442

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

gently caress

https://twitter.com/KellyKSNT/status/1346906283421609985

gently caress

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’m extremely tired of living in “interesting” times.

EDIT: I am not clicking those, but I assume it’s the person with the chest wound.

ZuluDashOne
May 1, 2020

#NeverForget

Go Wings!

:911:
PC's in the building don't auto back out to the windows log in screen after X time with no input, or did that person get there that fast?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
everyone keeps complimenting the capital police but it sure seems like they suck and were unprepared to do their primary job functions

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

ZuluDashOne posted:

PC's in the building don't auto back out to the windows log in screen after X time with no input, or did that person get there that fast?

In most executive branch agencies, it's 15 minutes, but who knows if Congress follows the same protocols.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!



It's about loving time. poo poo.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1346911202094379016

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

everyone keeps complimenting the capital police but it sure seems like they suck and were unprepared to do their primary job functions

In their defense, these guys weren't in wheelchairs.

https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/912704586707746816?s=20

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Freaquency posted:

I tell my users this all the time and they still won’t listen :(


Sometimes I instinctively do it even at home, and it confuses the hell out of my wife

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

In all seriousness gently caress Cruz/Hawley/et. al. for trying to harness this poo poo for their own purposes.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

nm I'm not linking that trash

ZuluDashOne
May 1, 2020

#NeverForget

Go Wings!

:911:

saintonan posted:

In most executive branch agencies, it's 15 minutes, but who knows if Congress follows the same protocols.

Yeah, I guess I don't know the exact timing on my work laptop but I know it has that function.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Can we please call them terrorists and not protestors

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/alexadobrien/status/1346911413965520899

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

Can we please call them terrorists and not protestors

:hmmyes:

ZuluDashOne
May 1, 2020

#NeverForget

Go Wings!

:911:
Well I had planned to do more work after my dr appt but I guess I'll just watch this poo poo unfold jfc.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

a neat cape posted:

Can we please call them terrorists and not protestors

Wonder how Fox News is dancing around this one.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Silly Burrito posted:

Wonder how Fox News is dancing around this one.

Meet Puddles, the Brave Dog who Saved a Family from a Fire!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Might have Covid and can hardly work but suddenly have the energy to :f5:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Silly Burrito posted:

Wonder how Fox News is dancing around this one.

msnbc is doing it too and it's infuriating

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Apparently the lady on the stretcher was a protester terrorist that was told to stop advancing and continued to approach anyway

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’m getting a migraine but I’m off the next 5 days so I’m still working and now listening to much less ominous music in Thin Lizzy.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Silly Burrito posted:

Wonder how Fox News is dancing around this one.

Actually... uh, maybe the big boy reporter pants came on for this? Wild if true

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1346913759588134918

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Freaquency posted:

Apparently the lady on the stretcher was a protester terrorist that was told to stop advancing and continued to approach anyway

Let her die

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

a neat cape posted:

msnbc is doing it too and it's infuriating

Chuck Todd is so hard to listen to speak.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

a neat cape posted:

Let her die

Execute her in front of the others

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Freaquency posted:

Apparently the lady on the stretcher was a protester terrorist that was told to stop advancing and continued to approach anyway

Good

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



You have no idea how happy I am that these people are doing this at the capital and not just assaulting people at a random mall or Trader Joes like they've been for weeks

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Someone said Dan Crenshaw as 2024 Trrrrrump earlier, and lol, no

https://twitter.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1346912287798530048

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1346911180665679886

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

a neat cape posted:

Can we please call them terrorists and not protestors

How about rebels

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Everyone calm down. Everything is fine.

https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1346913499138695168

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