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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

euphronius posted:

senate can meet anywhere

emergency senate session at four seasons total landscaping

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1346934098384793606?s=20

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/kevinroose/status/1346935433406476290

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I was just joking bro. I only incited political violence ironically. laugh a little.

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

SKULL.GIF posted:

Expel Josh Hawley too


Preferably down a flight of stairs

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Casey Finnigan posted:

did you try putting the handle back in

the other side fell off

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I feel drunk. I have drank no alcohol but I feel drunk

Am I an energy vampire?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Loucks posted:

This doesn’t mean a damned thing two weeks before he leaves anyway hth

impeachment can include being barred from ever holding office again. it would cut off his 2024 options

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

Wtf is happening. I went to go play with the dogs. did they just let them back in?

they never left, theyre grabbing furniture and pissing everywhere now

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Lmao

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

wednesday already?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
just use your glock lady why are you scared

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/1346935487257186304?s=19

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/kevinroose/status/1346935433406476290

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



DukeDuke posted:

guy in OlympianWA on woke: “you are the hero of your own movie”

lmao this is p much the core of their delusion

basically every boomer in america saw red dawn when they were a kid and has been trying to live that out ever since

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1346934700338782210

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

so, uh, can't the Senate do their thing remotely or something

seems kinda important to certify the election

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Ah, the American can-do spirit! :capitalism:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

alnilam posted:

emergency senate session at four seasons total landscaping

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

two weeks of this and we'll have President Pelosi

which is bad, but also funny

i cant beleive i went to prom with the president

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

It will probably never happen but I appreciate her starting it.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

RC Cola posted:

I love you all

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1346935904192110593

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/ihatejoelkim/status/1346913810003595264

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Thoguh posted:

lol, the total lack of opsec was amazing. Sure there might not have been time to lock everything up (which is itself disturbing but the capitol police were in on it and let them in which was probably unexpected) but computers were left unlocked, which is literally a single key press, and they didn't even shut and lock the doors behind them.

they were dumb enough to think the capitol police would keep them out and that them being asked to shelter was just a formality

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
cbs is showing an orange flag with a trump/calvin pissing on biden/harris

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

is this that late stage capitalism thing i keep hearing about

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lol

https://twitter.com/michaelwbunner/status/1346935538180354049?s=20

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

ty trunpb for destroying america

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

Reality Protester posted:

I was just joking bro. I only incited political violence ironically. laugh a little.

FireWhizzle
Apr 2, 2009

a neckbeard elemental
Grimey Drawer

Narrator: they were not

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1346935997041414145

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

lmao
https://twitter.com/kevinroose/status/1346935433406476290

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

https://twitter.com/Sarah_Stierch/status/1346936089496338437?s=20

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Reality Protester posted:

cbs is showing an orange flag with a trump/calvin pissing on biden/harris

Lmao

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
https://twitter.com/Piccolomeany/status/1346935566445793288?s=20

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003
They chanted "our house" as they took thre Capitol. Trump told them to go"home". He wants them to Occupy the Capitol.

Please distribute to your right wing internet space of choice.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
the cops can’t stop it because they’re short staffed, too many took the day off to be apart of the “protest”

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
https://twitter.com/patrickklepek/status/1346935536682995713

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Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
they're trying to break back in just as riot cops arrive?

:sickos:

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