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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Cousins is better than league average right up until you need him to be.

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The Cousins prime time losing streak was such a delight.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Devanta Smith heisman. Holy poo poo. I no longer feel cool about identifying this guy as a great player apparently I was just noticing the most obvious poo poo ever

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

kiimo posted:

Devanta Smith heisman. Holy poo poo. I no longer feel cool about identifying this guy as a great player apparently I was just noticing the most obvious poo poo ever

he was a receiver for alabama. Not exactly a stretch.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

(he wasn't even the best wideout on his team :ssh:)

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Cousins is better than league average right up until you need him to be.

The Dalton line is now the Cousins line.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
:siren:

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1346833878011539459?s=20

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
That seems like it would be worth the siren if it was the other way.

Congrats Jags on your oddly unfortunate looking QB.

big fork small knife
Jan 23, 2006


Thank GOD

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Grittybeard posted:

Congrats Jags on your oddly unfortunate looking QB.

The dudes good looking and youre a goon

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
e: Wait I'm just going to stop this because it would end up creepier than my joking was intended if we keep talking about comparing quarterback looks that obviously have no impact on their ability to play the game.

I apologize.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Jan 6, 2021

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Lawrence has a nice friendly face.

Wilson has the most punchable face Ive seen in like a decade

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Wilson looks like an overgrown 13 year old. Can't believe he's going to be the face of an NFL franchise.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Lawrence looks like an Easter Island statue

S.W.O.R.D. Agent
Apr 30, 2012

Not a rookie, but...



Also, Burrow looks like handsome Bevis.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Amy Pole Her posted:

Lawrence has a nice friendly face.

Wilson has the most punchable face Ive seen in like a decade

oh Jesus Christ it's Clausen all over again. the Panthers better not

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

zimbomonkey posted:

oh Jesus Christ it's Clausen all over again. the Panthers better not

i don't have any particular reason to like wilson, but let's not pretend like he's on a level with clausen, the most born-on-3rd-base QB prospect of his decade

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Look at his face it’s a joke

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Sir your monitor...

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

lawrence is by acclaim one of the greatest high school qbs to ever lace em up and had maybe three games where he didn't look all-world in college

clausen played in a joke league in high school and had one good season

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

S.W.O.R.D. Agent posted:

Not a rookie, but...



Also, Burrow looks like handsome Bevis.

If you think that photo doesn't make &e even more lovable get the gently caress out.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

beavis is already handsome

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
He definitely has that NFL QB fivehead.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Doltos posted:

Sir your monitor...

I did indeed walk into that one

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
i was just referring to the face punchability

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Trevor's one of the least punchable faces we've had from a top QB in a while. Probably since Cam. Zach Wilson gets a UDFA grade on his punchable face.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
On the other hand he's the most horse like since Elway.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Seriously. You guys are a bunch of goons. You're not punching anyone in the face and you all probably have punchable faces of your own.

Regardless of that this is the thread where we discuss young players on the field ability, not how ugly they are. Cut that poo poo out. It's pathetic.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Yeah let's definitely make fun of their names instead.

Justin Fields is an A+ loving name and you cant convince me he wont be a star because of it. Zachary Wilson otoh...

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Eh, Justin Fields is more of a day 2 name talent alongside Mac Jones. Trey Lance and Kellen Mond especially are top 10 talents though. Yet another reason Zach Wilson's a UDFA though - that's two massive red flags for Mr. Mormon.

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”

Declan MacManus posted:

lawrence is by acclaim one of the greatest high school qbs to ever lace em up and had maybe three games where he didn't look all-world in college

clausen played in a joke league in high school and had one good season

Clausen is actually my poster child for "carried by rest of skill talent pre-NFL" guy. His high school team was like a proto-IMG, and you'll notice his okay and good (in that order) seasons in college can be summarized as "people seriously underappreciated how good Golden Tate and Michael Floyd were". Like, if you look at his completion %s, he was 56% as essentially a short-range specialist as a a freshman, then suddenly 61% and 68% the next two years as Tate and Floyd utterly murdered dudes. You can see those later years and it's like watching Manziel get bailed out by Evans every play. Clausen never had elite arm strength--he just knew the playbook enough to stay on a field with a bunch of dudes who had NFL talent. Ken Dorsey all over again.

S.W.O.R.D. Agent
Apr 30, 2012

This smile alone was worth a 4th.



Can someone explain Slater vs Sewell? The only name I've heard from Bengals fans is Sewell, but the more I look into Slater the more I like him.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

i lost all faith in my ability to evaluate QB Name talent after colt mccoy turned out bad

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

PupsOfWar posted:

i lost all faith in my ability to evaluate QB Name talent after colt mccoy turned out bad

Flew too close to the sun. Gunner Rivers is guaranteed a similar fate.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Trevor Lawrence is a bad football name and should not be drafted

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Doltos posted:

Seriously. You guys are a bunch of goons. You're not punching anyone in the face and you all probably have punchable faces of your own.

Well well well now the monitor meme is on the other foot.

(everyone’s clearly joking and not actually saying they’re going to punch college athletes in the face, mr angry)

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Is Alex Leatherwood a HoF name or just a Pro bowl name? Is it the best name in this draft?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
This guy should go #1 overall

https://ukathletics.com/sports/football/roster/kavosiey-smoke/7986

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

Diva Cupcake posted:

Yeah let's definitely make fun of their names instead.

Justin Fields is an A+ loving name and you cant convince me he wont be a star because of it. Zachary Wilson otoh...

I guarantee I drafted a Justin Fields in madden at some point.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Doltos posted:

Seriously. You guys are a bunch of goons. You're not punching anyone in the face and you all probably have punchable faces of your own.

Regardless of that this is the thread where we discuss young players on the field ability, not how ugly they are. Cut that poo poo out. It's pathetic.

I'm sorry but how ugly they are determines their mono risk.

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