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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - Counterpoint: you can have a lot of fun with gay balls, and
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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


 https://twitter.com/tinysubversions/status/1346903269654683648

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/ContraPoints/status/1346933979656630278

https://twitter.com/metaltxt/status/1346941875211522052

https://twitter.com/jennapurrlee/status/1346922189975506944

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

https://twitter.com/nattersmichelle/status/1346685267684564993?s=19



They really should have found a smaller one for this.

It's always important to choose the lesser of two weevils.

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


 https://twitter.com/misterabk/status/1346764056284151809

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Doc Hawkins posted:

https://twitter.com/tinysubversions/status/1346903269654683648

Sad when CNN.com is more locked down than the United States Capitol.

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

 https://twitter.com/DanAmira/status/1346904343413465090?s=19

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 https://twitter.com/KevOnStage/status/1346937897060945920

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/fakemikemulloy/status/1346955004645498882

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



 https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1346948585842225158?s=19

Not so much PYF tweet, more Pulitzer prize for capturing a moment in history.
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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1346948585842225158?s=19

Not so much PYF tweet, more Pulitzer prize for capturing a moment in history.



A lot of shots that could win the prize coming out today.

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

 I guess I'll link this for mussolini hanging or whatever
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErFgdymXEAAck3Y.jpg

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/dumpster_lord/status/1346957080343691267

Twitter started deleting Trump tweets after this. :thunk:

e:
https://twitter.com/TwitterSafety/status/1346970432017031178

frankenfreak has a new favorite as of 01:10 on Jan 7, 2021

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Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


 https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/1346910174120878086

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
 e: my bad, wrong thread

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/mjahanna/status/1346937057373868032

https://twitter.com/lourdesgnavarro/status/1346938002153598978

https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan/status/1346960706512576514

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan/status/1346960706512576514

25th needs the Cabinet to cooperate, right? I'm ready for it.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.

Subjunctive posted:

25th needs the Cabinet to cooperate, right? I'm ready for it.

A majority, although it's not clear exactly what that means with as many acting secretaries as we have now.

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

ultrafilter posted:

A majority, although it's not clear exactly what that means with as many acting secretaries as we have now.

oh man it would be so good if the perma-acting-secretary chickens came home to roost

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/blooshier/status/1346935613791084545?s=12

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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/1346967311270334464

I learned today that my wife grew up very closely with the woman who took the photo on the right, so that's cool I guess.

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Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/TomMairs/status/1346942202681970690

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

 https://twitter.com/SeanRMoorhead/status/1346986444271755268

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Halloween Liker posted:

https://twitter.com/TomMairs/status/1346942202681970690
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frankee
Dec 29, 2017

 https://twitter.com/pokeythepenguin/status/1346918568684908556

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/ecareyo/status/1346986791396540418

https://twitter.com/shereeny/status/1346899979055542281

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/thequeengeek/status/1346913280279805952?s=21

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1346532875391234048?s=19

Retweeted by that doofus who got killed.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Jamie from Mythbusters has had trouble deleting his Facebook account.

https://twitter.com/JamieNoTweet/status/1347017106542317568?s=20

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

 https://twitter.com/MatthewB64/status/1347012289812074498

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



 Wait MF DOOM died? Man, that’s the worst news I’ve heard all day.

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
piccolo?

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Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

piccolo?

RIP in Power, king.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1347012969864065026

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/mikedewint/status/1347023625799544832?s=20

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




 https://twitter.com/StormPow/status/1346930552620933120?s=20

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/mikedewint/status/1347023625799544832?s=20

gently caress you, I thought that was real for a minute.

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Skwirl posted:

gently caress you, I thought that was real for a minute.

good news, it's making fun of this one, which is real

https://twitter.com/Chevron/status/1347004338577813511

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



 https://twitter.com/LangworthyUS9th/status/1347024137928265728



This one's real tho

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Jabberlock posted:

https://twitter.com/LangworthyUS9th/status/1347024137928265728



This one's real tho
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