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Barudak
May 7, 2007


Goddamn this is good

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TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


so Dumpster bear ate Jankbrain

creamy yet firm

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

Anfauglir
Jun 8, 2007
This game rules

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Bear dad joke, nice

French Accent
Feb 3, 2012

that pun physically hurt me

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
p u n s

MuffiTuffiWuffi
Jul 25, 2013

That was a genuinely good bear pun donation.

Also this game is unironically great? Like you'd expect a game with the name of Epic Dumpster Bear 2: He Who Bears Wins to be trying waaaay too hard but no it's great.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Government corruption and corporate welfare?

Comrade Dumpster Bear welcome to the revolution

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
The highlight for me is "barrel height is dependent on your FPS"

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

MORE TAXES WHEN posted:

That was a genuinely good bear pun donation.

Also this game is unironically great? Like you'd expect a game with the name of Epic Dumpster Bear 2: He Who Bears Wins to be trying waaaay too hard but no it's great.

yeah it's actually really really good and in the wrong block

Blank Construct
Jan 20, 2010

Shepard.

Nap Ghost
drat, the first one was a Wii U exclusive...

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Blank Construct posted:

drat, the first one was a Wii U exclusive...

theres the awful for the awful block

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Wait, Snow White or SHADOWMAN? What kinda lore is that

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
This based off that one Snow White animated movie that had the SEVEN DWARF ELVES and the villain was some warlock motherfucker voiced by Tony Jay?

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
this looks like a reskinned alice in wonderland game... smh

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
This game is melting my eyes

Blank Construct
Jan 20, 2010

Shepard.

Nap Ghost

TeaJay posted:

Wait, Snow White or SHADOWMAN? What kinda lore is that

Some Goon posted:

Players follow the continuation of Snow White after the death of her stepmother, the Evil Queen.[1] The Queen's wizard brother Lord Maliss has vowed vengeance and changes Snow White's Prince Charming into a "Shadow Man" humanoid.[1] An entire kingdom must also be freed from Maliss' sorcery.[1] Players can play as either Snow White or her "Shadow Man" protector.[1]

Also I think the guy on the level select was shadow man.

MuffiTuffiWuffi
Jul 25, 2013

Maybe I am not being super observant but what about this game is, like, awful? It looks like an extremely serviceable licensed game, nothing about it seems particularly jank.

Blank Construct
Jan 20, 2010

Shepard.

Nap Ghost
What's plok doing in this game

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
This game is another cacophony of wretched noises

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
i dont really understand the snow white - fruit connection. like okay, apples? apples is enough, you have cherries, lemons, some heart thing? and like, bananas? thats an awful lot of bananas for... uh, whatever period of european history snow white was supposed to take place in.

why is this bothering me

Brain In A Jar
Apr 21, 2008

The synth bass on this level is Carpenter-esque

Blank Construct
Jan 20, 2010

Shepard.

Nap Ghost
this has the particular flavour of awful euro platformer made by hans gamesman

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

MORE TAXES WHEN posted:

Maybe I am not being super observant but what about this game is, like, awful? It looks like an extremely serviceable licensed game, nothing about it seems particularly jank.

So far we've had two hilariously bad games, two normal kinda bad games and a game that's ridiculous on purpose

Blank Construct
Jan 20, 2010

Shepard.

Nap Ghost
wait this is a tie in game for a filmation sequel to the disney movie?

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Its always awkward when someone is talking about how they earnestly love a game and its slotted in awful block

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Although I feel like many people accept the awful block status and earnestly love their speedgame nevertheless

The cutscene looked like the actual movie was by the same people who made that awf... great Titanic animated movie

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
it's good and proper to love bad games, imo

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Internet Kraken posted:

Its always awkward when someone is talking about how they earnestly love a game and its slotted in awful block

Nostalgia is a hell of a thing.


Game looked and sounded horrendous, but the runner's accent kept me going. Coming from Europe, it's pretty amazing.

MuffiTuffiWuffi
Jul 25, 2013

Internet Kraken posted:

Its always awkward when someone is talking about how they earnestly love a game and its slotted in awful block

Just because something's trash doesn't mean you can't love it, despite knowing it's trash.

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Fruits of the sea posted:

Nostalgia is a hell of a thing.


Game looked and sounded horrendous, but the runner's accent kept me going. Coming from Europe, it's pretty amazing.

At first I thought you meant the game, because if anything looked like eurojank platformer, it's that kind of licensed game.

But yes Garbi's accent is superb.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Oh, hello there.

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Oh hi, didn't see you there!

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
So it was the movie
Good to know

MuffiTuffiWuffi
Jul 25, 2013

Okay now this looks promising right off the bat, I'm excited.

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


"To prove your innocence, you have to escape from prison, because that's how it works!"

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Yeah this looks like some lovely polygon graphics alright

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MuffiTuffiWuffi
Jul 25, 2013

Not 30 seconds in and he's already catapulted himself off this guy's head and flown across the map. Starting off strong!

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