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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

lilbeefer posted:

haha drat ive been got!

lol, that's a pretty good AV

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i've had pizza in italy and it's good but if you're over there there is better food to eat. if you're in america just have a ton of cheese and dough and meat

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The secret is that pizza sucks rear end everywhere

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Here is a scientific pizza scale. I’d say little Caesar pizza fits somewhere in the good as hell bracket


Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I went to a restaurant recently during the one week Ireland was allowed go outside (turns out it was a bad idea, who’d have guessed) and went to a really good pizza place. Wood fire oven, god drat you can’t beat it. Why do I read this thread before bed. Flipping hell I’m starving now.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I went to a restaurant recently during the one week Ireland was allowed go outside (turns out it was a bad idea, who’d have guessed) and went to a really good pizza place. Wood fire oven, god drat you can’t beat it. Why do I read this thread before bed. Flipping hell I’m starving now.

May all your dreams be of pizza!


...but you know, like good dreams about good pizza. Not nightmares about getting eaten by any of the abominations in here or nothin.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

You're scaring the pizza


davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Some of them are in such pain

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Once again, from the Anti-Food Porn thread:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh oh tapeworm spaghettios!

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

OI GOVNA!?
FAHNCY AH SLOOICE TA WARSH DAWN YAR CHO-CO-LATE?!



OI'S EVEN GOT THE OL SLABBY PLOPS ONNIT DONNIT!


Dental Dams Pizza?

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

By popular demand posted:

That dick-through-a-pizza genre is evolving I see.
Goddamn, it's a catupiry milking table :stonk:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


ill have uhh one goatse pizza

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

PokeJoe posted:

ill have uhh one goatse pizza

A “just the ring” pizza.

A goatse pizza would just have marinara, no toppings.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
My ideal goatse pizza (goatzza???) would just be one of those pull-apart garlic cheese finger things (Crazy Bread I guess), smothered in sauce with a single ring of hot banana pepper. Might have to order this

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Ugly In The Morning posted:

A “just the ring” pizza.

A goatse pizza would just have marinara, no toppings.

That’s called a marinara and I always have that at the nice Neapolitan style place. It is I, the goatse pizza eater :negative:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.



Still one of the greatest bits on Jon Stewart's run of The Daily Show.

Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Jan 8, 2021

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i have lived in italy for six years and while italian pizza is the best in the world, there are still some great pizzas in the US

including chicago deep dish

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
... one of the greatest mis-named casseroles in existence, agreed

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Mozi posted:

... one of the greatest mis-named casseroles in existence, agreed

:hmmyes:

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

It's incredible the amount of accuracy Detroit pizza needed to be to be the worst of both NY Style and Chicago.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
The key to deep dish is a really good tomato sauce and good quality cheese

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

The key to deep dish is a really good tomato sauce and good quality cheese making a better kind of pizza instead.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.


This is the best pizza I've ever eaten (click to zoom!):



Probably doesn't look like much from here, but I'm not a great photographer. This is the "white" (opposed to "red") version of a cracker-thin crust pie with mozzarella, Canadian bacon, American bacon, pepperoni and Italian sausage. Everything except the sausage is sliced paper-thin. You want vegetables, order a salad. I usually enjoy this with a glass of Franziskaner Hefe-Weisse, but I ordered takeout this time and took the photos in my office.

I think a page or two ago, some mentally-damaged idiot said American pizza was bad. Said moron probably assumed all American food was McDonald's-grade poo poo-tier garbage. I submit this as evidence that American pizza is in fact the best pizza on the surface of the Earth. If the US had something as stupid as Eurovision, but for pizza, this would be my nation's submission. It would win, and they would then cancel Pizzavision forever.

When you hear authentic pizza fans talk about "curly" pepperoni, this is what they're taking about :



That's not a sliced hotdog. This 12-inch pizza cost $20 (to contrast with the $5 Little Caesar's I posted a few pages ago). Everything this place makes is of similar quality, and it's like half a mile from my house.. Gaze...GAZE NOW upon what you cannot have:




That last image should be the background on your phone.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
hmm. ill take the four $5 pizzas instead thx

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Lincoln posted:



This is the best pizza I've ever eaten (click to zoom!):



Probably doesn't look like much from here, but I'm not a great photographer. This is the "white" (opposed to "red") version of a cracker-thin crust pie with mozzarella, Canadian bacon, American bacon, pepperoni and Italian sausage. Everything except the sausage is sliced paper-thin. You want vegetables, order a salad. I usually enjoy this with a glass of Franziskaner Hefe-Weisse, but I ordered takeout this time and took the photos in my office.

I think a page or two ago, some mentally-damaged idiot said American pizza was bad. Said moron probably assumed all American food was McDonald's-grade poo poo-tier garbage. I submit this as evidence that American pizza is in fact the best pizza on the surface of the Earth. If the US had something as stupid as Eurovision, but for pizza, this would be my nation's submission. It would win, and they would then cancel Pizzavision forever.

When you hear authentic pizza fans talk about "curly" pepperoni, this is what they're taking about :



That's not a sliced hotdog. This 12-inch pizza cost $20 (to contrast with the $5 Little Caesar's I posted a few pages ago). Everything this place makes is of similar quality, and it's like half a mile from my house.. Gaze...GAZE NOW upon what you cannot have:




That last image should be the background on your phone.

haha good one man

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I'm sure that pizza tastes good but the post espousing its virtues veers too hard into Epic Chili Recipe territory

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
You committed cringe, OP

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

its a good looking pizza

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

phosdex posted:

its a good looking pizza

I'd gently caress it

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Last pizza I ate. It was 8 euros.

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

Didn't even slice it for you? The gently caress?

hey mom its 420
May 12, 2007

looks nice and greasy, but they just had to put the pineapple on there

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
The pineapple is great, also there's hot sauce on it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Lincoln posted:



This is the best pizza I've ever eaten (click to zoom!):



Probably doesn't look like much from here, but I'm not a great photographer. This is the "white" (opposed to "red") version of a cracker-thin crust pie with mozzarella, Canadian bacon, American bacon, pepperoni and Italian sausage. Everything except the sausage is sliced paper-thin. You want vegetables, order a salad. I usually enjoy this with a glass of Franziskaner Hefe-Weisse, but I ordered takeout this time and took the photos in my office.

I think a page or two ago, some mentally-damaged idiot said American pizza was bad. Said moron probably assumed all American food was McDonald's-grade poo poo-tier garbage. I submit this as evidence that American pizza is in fact the best pizza on the surface of the Earth. If the US had something as stupid as Eurovision, but for pizza, this would be my nation's submission. It would win, and they would then cancel Pizzavision forever.

When you hear authentic pizza fans talk about "curly" pepperoni, this is what they're taking about :



That's not a sliced hotdog. This 12-inch pizza cost $20 (to contrast with the $5 Little Caesar's I posted a few pages ago). Everything this place makes is of similar quality, and it's like half a mile from my house.. Gaze...GAZE NOW upon what you cannot have:




That last image should be the background on your phone.

looks bad, tod

too bad you've been so poisoned by american pizza you are now utterly unable to identify quality

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Meridian posted:

Didn't even slice it for you? The gently caress?

This place, they don't cut their pizza and they pass the savings onto you

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

steinrokkan posted:

looks bad, tod

too bad you've been so poisoned by american pizza you are now utterly unable to identify quality

you probably just see all the pizzas you eat through rose tinted glasses because you feel accomplished having had to cut the pizza yourself

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
What if you're not eating the pizza at home? What if you order it in the restaurant? Would they cut it for you then or do they throw a plastic knife in the box and let you go to town for 5 minutes?

This just boggles my mind.

And "well you can make the slices your own size" is stupid. You cut them all equally so it doesn't look like a picasso when you're done with it.

It takes 5 seconds.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Jan 12, 2021

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