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lilbeefer posted:haha drat ive been got! lol, that's a pretty good AV
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# ? Jan 5, 2021 23:36 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 13:17 |
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i've had pizza in italy and it's good but if you're over there there is better food to eat. if you're in america just have a ton of cheese and dough and meat
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# ? Jan 5, 2021 23:37 |
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The secret is that pizza sucks rear end everywhere
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# ? Jan 5, 2021 23:43 |
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Here is a scientific pizza scale. I’d say little Caesar pizza fits somewhere in the good as hell bracket
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# ? Jan 5, 2021 23:46 |
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I went to a restaurant recently during the one week Ireland was allowed go outside (turns out it was a bad idea, who’d have guessed) and went to a really good pizza place. Wood fire oven, god drat you can’t beat it. Why do I read this thread before bed. Flipping hell I’m starving now.
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 00:56 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I went to a restaurant recently during the one week Ireland was allowed go outside (turns out it was a bad idea, who’d have guessed) and went to a really good pizza place. Wood fire oven, god drat you can’t beat it. Why do I read this thread before bed. Flipping hell I’m starving now. May all your dreams be of pizza! ...but you know, like good dreams about good pizza. Not nightmares about getting eaten by any of the abominations in here or nothin.
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 13:07 |
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You're scaring the pizza
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 23:21 |
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Some of them are in such pain
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 08:08 |
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Once again, from the Anti-Food Porn thread:
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 10:58 |
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Oh oh
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 11:48 |
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Big Beef City posted:OI GOVNA!? Dental Dams Pizza?
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 11:50 |
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By popular demand posted:That dick-through-a-pizza genre is evolving I see.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 13:56 |
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:17 |
ill have uhh one goatse pizza
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:27 |
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PokeJoe posted:ill have uhh one goatse pizza A “just the ring” pizza. A goatse pizza would just have marinara, no toppings.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:27 |
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My ideal goatse pizza (goatzza???) would just be one of those pull-apart garlic cheese finger things (Crazy Bread I guess), smothered in sauce with a single ring of hot banana pepper. Might have to order this
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 23:36 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:A “just the ring” pizza. That’s called a marinara and I always have that at the nice Neapolitan style place. It is I, the goatse pizza eater
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 09:53 |
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 13:08 |
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Still one of the greatest bits on Jon Stewart's run of The Daily Show. Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Jan 8, 2021 |
# ? Jan 8, 2021 13:17 |
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i have lived in italy for six years and while italian pizza is the best in the world, there are still some great pizzas in the US including chicago deep dish
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 13:46 |
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... one of the greatest mis-named casseroles in existence, agreed
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 14:17 |
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Mozi posted:... one of the greatest mis-named casseroles in existence, agreed
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 14:20 |
It's incredible the amount of accuracy Detroit pizza needed to be to be the worst of both NY Style and Chicago.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 16:06 |
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The key to deep dish is a really good tomato sauce and good quality cheese
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 16:15 |
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:The key to deep dish is a
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 21:47 |
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This is the best pizza I've ever eaten (click to zoom!): Probably doesn't look like much from here, but I'm not a great photographer. This is the "white" (opposed to "red") version of a cracker-thin crust pie with mozzarella, Canadian bacon, American bacon, pepperoni and Italian sausage. Everything except the sausage is sliced paper-thin. You want vegetables, order a salad. I usually enjoy this with a glass of Franziskaner Hefe-Weisse, but I ordered takeout this time and took the photos in my office. I think a page or two ago, some mentally-damaged idiot said American pizza was bad. Said moron probably assumed all American food was McDonald's-grade poo poo-tier garbage. I submit this as evidence that American pizza is in fact the best pizza on the surface of the Earth. If the US had something as stupid as Eurovision, but for pizza, this would be my nation's submission. It would win, and they would then cancel Pizzavision forever. When you hear authentic pizza fans talk about "curly" pepperoni, this is what they're taking about : That's not a sliced hotdog. This 12-inch pizza cost $20 (to contrast with the $5 Little Caesar's I posted a few pages ago). Everything this place makes is of similar quality, and it's like half a mile from my house.. Gaze...GAZE NOW upon what you cannot have: That last image should be the background on your phone.
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# ? Jan 11, 2021 19:47 |
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hmm. ill take the four $5 pizzas instead thx
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# ? Jan 11, 2021 20:09 |
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Lincoln posted:
haha good one man
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# ? Jan 11, 2021 20:25 |
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I'm sure that pizza tastes good but the post espousing its virtues veers too hard into Epic Chili Recipe territory
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# ? Jan 11, 2021 23:43 |
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You committed cringe, OP
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# ? Jan 11, 2021 23:44 |
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its a good looking pizza
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# ? Jan 11, 2021 23:49 |
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phosdex posted:its a good looking pizza I'd gently caress it
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# ? Jan 11, 2021 23:59 |
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Last pizza I ate. It was 8 euros.
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 10:43 |
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Didn't even slice it for you? The gently caress?
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 10:48 |
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looks nice and greasy, but they just had to put the pineapple on there
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 11:10 |
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The pineapple is great, also there's hot sauce on it.
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 12:22 |
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Lincoln posted:
looks bad, tod too bad you've been so poisoned by american pizza you are now utterly unable to identify quality
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 12:33 |
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Meridian posted:Didn't even slice it for you? The gently caress? This place, they don't cut their pizza and they pass the savings onto you
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 16:26 |
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steinrokkan posted:looks bad, tod you probably just see all the pizzas you eat through rose tinted glasses because you feel accomplished having had to cut the pizza yourself
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 16:39 |
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What if you're not eating the pizza at home? What if you order it in the restaurant? Would they cut it for you then or do they throw a plastic knife in the box and let you go to town for 5 minutes? This just boggles my mind. And "well you can make the slices your own size" is stupid. You cut them all equally so it doesn't look like a picasso when you're done with it. It takes 5 seconds. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Jan 12, 2021 |
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