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Barking Gecko posted:Good Mango and a glorious mango of mangoes to you, as well 
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biosterous posted:thinking about how kevin smith horny tweeting about his wife many years ago is, in hindsight, one of the more benign things a celebrity has done on twitter supposedly he lost a bet and so that was his wife posting as him, which actually makes it pretty funny
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golf mambo byob
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more falafel please posted:golf mambo byob lou bega to you too |
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cruft posted:DID SOMEBODY SAY ERMINE PICS? I DID, POST THEM GOOD SNOWSNAKES |
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knowwhatImean, vern? / cruft posted:DID SOMEBODY SAY ERMINE PICS? |
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:more tubular animals This made me think of hot dogs, which made me think of Doug. Kief, how is Doug? I hope he is happy |
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When it warms up, they turn back into stoats. Here's a stoat.
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:This made me think of hot dogs, which made me think of Doug. Doug was eaten by a turkey vulture but his memory lives on. Also if you haven't seen a hot dog eaten by a turkey vulture you are missing out on life. |
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cruft posted:When it warms up, they turn back into stoats. Here's a stoat. S T O A T |
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Love weasel types so much, like I'm tearing up at my desk because I miss my ferret Smudge. Himbs was a good boy. |
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biosterous posted:thinking about how kevin smith horny tweeting about his wife many years ago is, in hindsight, one of the more benign things a celebrity has done on twitter iirc he made that because he had lost a bet, and had to make the worst tweet possible
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ChubbyChecker posted:iirc he made that because he had lost a bet, and had to make the worst tweet possible unlike the beto sex tweet, which appears to have been made in earnest |
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mailorder bees! posted:unlike the beto sex tweet, which appears to have been made in earnest Beto never hosed |
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Jan 8, 2021 17:13
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Dry dick Twitter is honestly the funniest Twitter |
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Jan 8, 2021 17:13
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Kief Richards posted:Dry dick Twitter is honestly the funniest Twitter i have no problem with horny on main as long as people aren't so obviously terrible at it
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more falafel please posted:i have no problem with horny on main as long as people aren't so obviously terrible at it Same but these are the people who also end up in my DMs asking for pictures of my butthole and I'm literally just shitposting things like it's a memo pad for bad ideas. So it's real real funny to me. |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:The butthole market is flooded, everybody's got one They do??? Uh... hahaha! Of course they do! Haha! Me too! I definitely have a butthole! |
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Note to self: increase butthole numbers to get an edge on the market |
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if you can't get more buttholes, why not make the most of the one you have? hi, I'm kirk johnson for goatse dot cx
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Kief Richards posted:Note to self: increase butthole numbers to get an edge on the market Screaming "buy!" and "sell!" into a pair of buttholes on my mahogany desk |
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more falafel please posted:i have no problem with horny on main as long as people aren't so obviously terrible at it is there like a gamefaqs guide for how to be horny on main |
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aldantefax posted:is there like a gamefaqs guide for how to be horny on main |
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You KNOW 30-40% of BYOB posters suffer from "flat-crack" or "dry-gulch malaise"-- you KNOW this. And still you hole-havers air your privilege out for all to see. It's heartbreaking and disgraceful.
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I saw minks / ferrets / something like that in the wild one time, while hiking at 5 am, and it was cool as hell. Also in general hiking at 5 am with a headlamp you see a LOT of glowing eyes in the forest it's cool @ heck. Way more than you see at dusk.
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i admit that i have hank hill butt but the allegations that i wear a prosthetic to mitigate the effects are patently false. my hip bones suffer for my art
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If you cry on Starbucks pumpkin bread the tears improve the flavor about 800% so this tells me they are dreadfully underseasoning it, I should stop eating junk food from fast food places and I probably should take a klonopin and hide in the warehouse until this storm passes. |
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Kief Richards posted:If you cry on Starbucks pumpkin bread the tears improve the flavor about 800% so this tells me they are dreadfully underseasoning it, I should stop eating junk food from fast food places and I probably should take a klonopin and hide in the warehouse until this storm passes. sometimes you just need to add some "see salt"...
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more falafel please posted:sometimes you just need to add some "see salt"... ewoa;h
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more falafel please posted:sometimes you just need to add some "see salt"... frig I walked into this one!!!!!!! |
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more falafel please posted:sometimes you just need to add some "see salt"... Omg...... |
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I see salt...I EAT IT! |
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Post your favorite work thing: "We're gonna give them our full swag." I asked my boss if he knew what swag meant, and he does not. |
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Kief Richards posted:Post your favorite work thing: the part where I'm done for the day |
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"Time to go take some bottom soundings." Translation to normal speak: We're going to go manually measure the depth of water at some specific points translation to what the boss actually means: We're going to go fishing for bottom fish by jigging. hopefully one of us will land a halibut. realtalk: having a union that eventually drags the government kicking and screaming into arbitration, and extracts every demand save one from them. Also, the social safety net that allows me to freak out at home and keep getting paid most of my salary until I'm well enough to go back to work. B33rChiller fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Jan 8, 2021
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