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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


H.P. Hovercraft posted:



she later tried claiming that the 88 was for a race car driver

And the Nazi cross?

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exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer

Fortaleza posted:

The Trump org being so racist that menus at Mar-a-Lago didn't have guacamole, they had "smashed avocado"

Know your market, I guess.

Mr. Lobe posted:

And the Nazi cross?

um actually I think you will find that is a Celtic Cross, completely different

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode
Too soon?
https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1347610287218843652

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

exmachina posted:

um actually I think you will find that is a Celtic Cross, completely different

exactly. she's just... taking pride in... her celtic heritage. yeah

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
It can't be racist, Irish aren't white :twisted:

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008
https://twitter.com/je_police/status/1346888915194621952?s=09

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Great thread, great replies. This one in particular:

https://twitter.com/TypingOfTheRed/status/1346885615657209857

e:
https://twitter.com/CharlieBronze/status/1346879137655492612

frankenfreak has issued a correction as of 22:56 on Jan 8, 2021

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

When Boris Johnson was Foreign Secretary he went on an official visit to Burma and during a temple ceremony he started reciting Kipling's "Road to Mandalay" in front of everyone and the horrified UK ambassador had to stop him.

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008

Fortaleza posted:

When Boris Johnson was Foreign Secretary he went on an official visit to Burma and during a temple ceremony he started reciting Kipling's "Road to Mandalay" in front of everyone and the horrified UK ambassador had to stop him.

https://youtu.be/OqLIm0HOvuQ

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
quote is not edit

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Fortaleza posted:

The Trump org being so racist that menus at Mar-a-Lago didn't have guacamole, they had "smashed avocado"

did nobody tell them the origins of the word avocado, or the origins of the fruit

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

H.P. Hovercraft posted:



she later tried claiming that the 88 was for a race car driver

is there an article about this because lmao

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Declan MacManus posted:

did nobody tell them the origins of the word avocado, or the origins of the fruit

"smashed" otoh is all american baby

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Antonymous posted:

"smashed" otoh is all american baby

quote:

Avocado toast as we know it today started to take hold in the early 1990s. The first recorded sighting on a menu might be in 1993 when Sydney chef Bill Granger started serving it at his cafe, bills. Then in 1999, British chef Nigel Slater suggested a smashed avocado on toast recipe in his column for the Guardian.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Please tell me someone screen capped Turmos tweet about Warren's husband belonging in his own house.

e: nm



lmao

Laterite has issued a correction as of 01:52 on Jan 9, 2021

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://twitter.com/oldredtree/status/1347694357638483969

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1039479246551478274

https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/1347694572034551809

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
man so all his tweets are just gone? this is like a monkey paw wish

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Trump was finally defeated, but at what cost

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
They paved over paradise and put up a parking lot :(

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
I can’t believe all his tweets are gone man

Thought we’d be Suddenly Remembering the best ones for years to come

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

GalacticAcid posted:

I can’t believe all his tweets are gone man

Thought we’d be Suddenly Remembering the best ones for years to come

tears in teh rain

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Sad disheveled guy leaning on a marble wall in DC with every trump tweet etched into it, crying softly to himself.

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Suddenly Remembered the IRS getting into hot water for “targeting conservative groups” when in reality they were just going after people loudly declaring that they don’t/won’t pay taxes. IIRC they even had some formal statistical analysis to back up the idea that right-wing tax “protestors” are more likely to commit fraud (fuckin’ duh).

They get lots of directives that boil down to “You are hereby not allowed to do your legally mandated job. Stop it. Knock it off.” it’s hilarious

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

GalacticAcid posted:

I can’t believe all his tweets are gone man

Thought we’d be Suddenly Remembering the best ones for years to come

"Washed up psycho Bette Midler" was going to be enshrined in the national archives. This is what they took from us

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Fluoride Jones posted:

This is what they took from us

https://twitter.com/itsJeffTiedrich/status/1347689587989164035

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

GalacticAcid posted:

I can’t believe all his tweets are gone man

Thought we’d be Suddenly Remembering the best ones for years to come

https://www.thetrumparchive.com/

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

i loving hate this guy so much

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
When the guy tased himself in the nuts to death

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Javid posted:

When the guy tased himself in the nuts to death

The GBS reaction to this lol is also lol.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Marco Rubio posted:

Just because actions meet a standard of impeachment does not mean it is in the best interest of the country to remove a President from office.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
someone make a website that randomly serves up the best of the best turnip tweets. f5, you get a new batch.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


The "anonymous Manhattan lesbian who is secretly voting for Trump" op-ed that was very obviously Bari Weiss.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

FORUMS USER 1135
Jan 14, 2004

Javid posted:

When the guy tased himself in the nuts to death


This looking down on you as you die from electric balls

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

There's no way that mother fucker's curling 80+ lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Jimmy Fallon tussling Trump's hair

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Colbert having trump on one of his first episodes

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

ed balls

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


You should've name-changed for this.

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
trump getting distracted and wandering the wrong direction to his limo, ultimately wandering out of protection from long range attacks.

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