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I got a text from one of my CA cousins letting me know another cousin of mine in VA got COVID-19. Apparently it's serious enough that he's on a ventilator & family members held an emergency Zoom prayer meeting. I joined in, but being the goon that I am, I was on mute & had my camera off so I could eat a tuna melt i made for dinner without being too much of a distraction.
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^^--sorry about your cousinIts Rinaldo posted:Lol Rush Limbaugh got the twitter axe too He's not, he just deleted his account. The horror if others follow his brave act...
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Jan 9, 2021 05:01
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FizFashizzle posted:Uh I got out a couple times.
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Jan 9, 2021 05:03
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Limbaugh is one of the few people who makes me want to yell “Go, cancer, go! Kill him, and painfully!” without the slightest trace of remorse. gently caress that guy.
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Jan 9, 2021 05:04
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Limbaugh self-martyred lol https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1347748221846773760?s=19
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Silly Burrito posted:Possibly not the best word considering he still has the nuclear football. Depressing to know that if Trump gave that order there would be enough chuds with keys to gently caress the world over
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Jan 9, 2021 05:12
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Jan 9, 2021 05:14
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I'm happy that the nuclear football requires a second person to activate, and apparently  pissed off enough of the military brass that they won't comply with him wanting to nuke Iran.That said, it would be completely unsurprising if Donnie tries to start a war on January 19th just so that Biden has to clean up the mess.
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I kinda have to assume (or at least hope) Biden has been in backdoor talks with Iran since the election, just trying to calm them down and poo poo.
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Olive Garden's breadstick based betrayal is a huge blow to the dining options for American fascists. If they lose Cheesecake Factory they'll starve.
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Jan 9, 2021 05:29
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Things are going so fast what happened with Olive Garden?
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Jan 9, 2021 05:31
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Its Rinaldo posted:Things are going so fast what happened with Olive Garden? Hannity spent a segment denying that his unlimited pasta pass has been revoked
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Its Rinaldo posted:Things are going so fast what happened with Olive Garden?
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FizFashizzle posted:from nashville of course I really really want to beat the Titans.
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Its Rinaldo posted:Things are going so fast what happened with Olive Garden? Someone wrote a (pretty decent) joke disguised as an Olive Garden press release saying they were banning people identified at the riot from their infinite noodle deal and specifically mentioned Hannity. Hannity of course had nothing better to do than ensure us that he is still allowed to dine at Olive Garden.
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Jan 9, 2021 05:39
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Jan 9, 2021 05:43
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FizFashizzle posted:from nashville of course https://twitter.com/ExSKoontzMe/status/1347747465143988224 The birthmark is a pretty solid id
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Jan 9, 2021 05:45
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What if Trump starts using the presidential alert system to tweet?
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Jan 9, 2021 05:52
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:What if Trump starts using the presidential alert system to tweet? Then we wouldn't be dealing with a normal shitposter. He would have ascended.
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Jan 9, 2021 05:59
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Oh man now this is interesting https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1347635668835577859
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Jan 9, 2021 06:07
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Intruder posted:Oh man now this is interesting Half those people are carrying smartphones. The FBI shouldn't need our help tracking people who traveled, stayed in hotels, and carried their loving phones the entire time.
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Intruder posted:Oh man now this is interesting https://twitter.com/3husxin/status/1347636858684141569 gently caress
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Paint Crop Pro posted:Then we wouldn't be dealing with a normal shitposter. He would have ascended. gently caress, I almost want to see him try this. Imagine like Verizon having to block the Presidential Alert system because Don can't stop posting
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Jan 9, 2021 06:48
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Jan 9, 2021 06:49
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Its come up from time to time, but here is a reaction to the infamous Jeppson's Malort. It gave me a good lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCYC7fI-qxw Skip to 2:40 for the tasting. The best part is when he tries to drink water to get rid of the flavor, and from personal experience, water does nothing. The flavor is like an oil that coats your tongue.
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Jan 9, 2021 07:29
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What the gently caress is Malort?
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Jan 9, 2021 07:37
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I bought my wife a Malört ornament (Or Malörnament if you will) for x-mas and they sent a miniature of malört with it. Neither of us have ever drank the stuff and we’re both afraid to open it.
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Skwirl posted:What the gently caress is Malort? chicago distilled into a bottle the taste is usually described as a mixture of cigarettes and burnt rubber bands
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Skwirl posted:What the gently caress is Malort? Pain.
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Jan 9, 2021 07:38
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Malort is a joke people from Chicago commit by getting people coming into Chicago the first time to drink malort. Nobody drinks it, it is produced soley so everyone in the Chicago metro area can have a bottle on hand so if somebody comes into Chicago they can trick them into drinking malort.
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a neat cape posted:Pain. Ha, you know this because of the time you went there and were convinced you were going to freeze to death because it was like 25 degrees out don't you? I just remember the desperate plea for a coat as if it was the most unnatural piece of clothing for a person to have to wear.
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I have autoplay on now and I've watched the unemployedwineguy drink a poo poo ton of lovely alcohol that I've actually had and his level of disgust for those is palpably less than it was for the Malort.
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Grittybeard posted:Ha, you know this because of the time you went there and were convinced you were going to freeze to death because it was like 25 degrees out don't you? IT WAS COLD
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Its Rinaldo posted:Malort is a joke people from Chicago commit by getting people coming into Chicago the first time to drink malort. Nobody drinks it, it is produced soley so everyone in the Chicago metro area can have a bottle on hand so if somebody comes into Chicago they can trick them into drinking malort. Can confirm
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Jan 9, 2021 07:58
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A friend bought me a shot for my birthday years ago telling me it was Fireball but it turned out to be Malort, which was a weird sensation since my taste buds were expecting spicy cinnamon but got something completely different.
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Jan 9, 2021 08:19
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Chicago style pizza is great so how bad can malort be
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Nick Jr. Face posted:A friend bought me a shot for my birthday years ago telling me it was Fireball but it turned out to be Malort, which was a weird sensation since my taste buds were expecting spicy cinnamon but got something completely different. The only time I've drank Fireball was part of a ski shot at a bachelor party, which is probably the best way to drink Fireball.
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Nick Jr. Face posted:A friend bought me a shot for my birthday years ago telling me it was Fireball but it turned out to be Malort, which was a weird sensation since my taste buds were expecting spicy cinnamon but got something completely different. im impressed you survived that. bravo
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Hear me out here Twilight but set in Letterkenny
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